Stick. she/her Posted August 20, 2016 Posted August 20, 2016 This is something really popular at my school no for reason: what do you call a camel with no humps? Spoiler Humphrey 1
KnightRadiant she/her Posted August 20, 2016 Posted August 20, 2016 15 minutes ago, Assassin in Burgundy said: If this is in any way offensive, please tell me and I will hide it. Putting this in just to make sure. What do you get when you cross an Everstorm with a Mormon missionary? Someone who goes door to door spreading the Desolations. I am Mormon, so I do find this a little offensive. Not very, but I do.
Sunbird she/her Posted August 20, 2016 Posted August 20, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, Assassin in Burgundy said: If this is in any way offensive, please tell me and I will hide it. Putting this in just to make sure. What do you get when you cross an Everstorm with a Mormon missionary? Someone who goes door to door spreading the Desolations. Of course, you would never have just one doing this IRL because Mormon missionaries are never supposed to be without their companion! (BTW I am Mormon and I don't have a problem with it.) Edited August 20, 2016 by Sunbird Spoilered joke in quotes.
Assassin in Burgundy he/him Posted August 20, 2016 Posted August 20, 2016 (edited) Okay, taken off, @KnightRadiant Edited August 20, 2016 by Assassin in Burgundy Just got ninja'd
KnightRadiant she/her Posted August 20, 2016 Posted August 20, 2016 9 minutes ago, Assassin in Burgundy said: Okay, taken off, @KnightRadiant You can leave it up; I was just voicing my feelings, and I should have described them better.
Assassin in Burgundy he/him Posted August 20, 2016 Posted August 20, 2016 (edited) Okay then. To those who didn't see it, here it is. What do you get when you cross an Everstorm with a Mormon missionary? Someone who goes door to door spreading the Desolations. Edited August 20, 2016 by Assassin in Burgundy Added joke
Silverblade5 he/him Posted August 21, 2016 Posted August 21, 2016 First day of class, director is asking everyone played over the summer. I played. Lots of Cross Country.
Mistrunner Posted August 21, 2016 Posted August 21, 2016 I thought I saw a whale's tail, but it was just a fluke. 3
Doc12 Posted August 21, 2016 Posted August 21, 2016 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Mistrunner said: I thought I saw a whale's tail, but it was just a fluke. That was actually pretty clever. Well done? Edited August 21, 2016 by Doctor12
Delightful Posted August 21, 2016 Posted August 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Doctor12 said: That was actually pretty clever Yes. Still groanworthy but rather clever nevertheless.
Mistrunner Posted August 21, 2016 Posted August 21, 2016 9 minutes ago, Doctor12 said: That was actually pretty clever. Well done? 8 minutes ago, Delightful said: Yes. Still groanworthy but rather clever nevertheless. Success!
Elenion he/him Posted August 21, 2016 Posted August 21, 2016 What do you call it when a ballerina falls into a lake? A pier-o-wet. 1
Delightful Posted August 21, 2016 Posted August 21, 2016 I don't follow the Olympics much, it's all Greek to me. 1
Doc12 Posted August 21, 2016 Posted August 21, 2016 34 minutes ago, Delightful said: I don't follow the Olympics much, it's all Greek to me. @Daniyah @Ecthelion III I need one of this facepalming Rosharians here. So. Much. FACEPALM On that note have you heard that the CEO of the world's biggest manufacturer of batteries was arrested? Spoiler He was charged with battery. My my, what shocking news. 3
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted August 21, 2016 Author Posted August 21, 2016 Re-watching Pokemon i very cringey once you pick up on all the puns and bad jokes being thrown around all the time, and the characters manage to do it straight-faced. "After being with Pikachu for this long, nothing shocks me anymore" Spoiler This ones a a tad bit inapproptiate Spoiler here it goes Spoiler How did the redneck find the sheep in the grass? Spoiler Satisfying. Oh christ on the cross, you died for our sins, but look at us now, *sobs uncontrollably* What do you call a computer that sings? Adell What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds. In regards to another joke here, What do you call a camel with three humps? pregnant On another hand, I roasted my friend pretty badly the other day "If I wanted to commit suicide, I'd climb all the way up to your ego, and jump down to your IQ. I swear I didn't read it online 3
Dani she/her Posted August 21, 2016 Posted August 21, 2016 How do you make an octopus laugh? Spoiler With ten-tickles What do you call cheese that is not yours? Spoiler Nacho cheese Why are frogs so happy? Spoiler They eat whatever bugs them Why don't skeletons fight each others? Spoiler They don't have the guts Note: I did not come up with these, I came across them. 1
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted August 23, 2016 Author Posted August 23, 2016 I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Spoiler A complete waste of money as all he does is stand around saying "ooh, I love how smooth it is", "check out that angle, Oh mama" I think I should get a job cleaning mirrors. Spoiler It's something I can really see myself doing What did the shoes say to the pants? Spoiler SUP BRITCHES WHAT DO WE WANT? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISESWHEN DO WE WANT THEM? NNNNEEEEOOOWWWWW...... On my behalf, I do not copy and paste, I rewrite the jokes in my own words.
Sunbird she/her Posted August 24, 2016 Posted August 24, 2016 My chemistry teacher threw a handful of sodium chloride at me today. THAT'S A SALT! 3
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted August 24, 2016 Author Posted August 24, 2016 Everyone says I'm a chemistry geek Berrylium not
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted August 25, 2016 Posted August 25, 2016 What do you get if you cross Olaf with an ice-cream? SNOWCONE! Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? SHE'LL LET IT GOOOOO
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted August 25, 2016 Author Posted August 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Queen Elsa Steelheart said: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? SHE'LL LET IT GOOOOO Saw this one in English class today, we are doing comedy. There were lots of bad puns. "What do you call security guards at a Samsung Store?" Guardians of the Galaxy. Afterwards my mates and I roasted another "friend" "What's the difference between Brendan and a Packet of Chips?" One's full of air, and the others a packet of chips Whats the difference between Brendan and a Packet of Chips? Ones got salt and the other's a packet of chips etc etc Pretty proud as I made them up. Spoiler What's the difference between you and an egg. The egg got laid 3
Delightful Posted August 25, 2016 Posted August 25, 2016 I am stealing that GoTG joke please and thank you!
WayneSpren he/him Posted August 25, 2016 Posted August 25, 2016 Did ya hear about the kidnapping...? He woke up! Oh ha ha, that's a knee-slappa'. Heeheehee. (This is something one of my friends told me multiple times, every day, for an entire school year. I can never forget it now.)
Jondesu he/him Posted August 25, 2016 Posted August 25, 2016 52 minutes ago, WayneSpren said: Oh ha ha, that's a knee-slappa'. My dad used to say "that's a real knee-slapper"…while slapping his elbow. Great physical sarcasm. jW
ThirdGen Posted August 26, 2016 Posted August 26, 2016 Some jokes from the comedy contest at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival: I'll tell you what's unnatural in the eyes of God. Contact lenses. I often confuse Americans and Canadians By using long words. My dad has suggested I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart. And my personal favorite... Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you ask. 3
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