Funny stuff that happens in the chatroom

[Observer]

[21:34] <Zenith> Hey Sauroooooon!

You suck!

[06:47] <Lyrebon> How we gogging?

[06:47] <Observer_> I'm gogging great, you?

[06:47] <Lyrebon> Gogging as gogging can gog.

[06:48] <Observer_> So I would imgaggine

Edited October 11, 2012 by Observer

[Chaos he/him]

Windrunner and James are jerks.

[21:55] <lyssie> Actually, I don't like the word sexy when applied to either gender. Too objectifying

[21:56] <@Chaos2651> there's nothing wrong with sexual desire wouldn't you want your husband to be sexy?

[21:56] <lyssie> I don't see [waffle] as "sexy", he is cute. And very nice looking.

[21:56] <@Chaos2651> and think sexy thoughts about said husband?

[21:56] <@Chaos2651> okay fair

[21:56] <Lyrebon> Eric

[21:56] <Lyrebon> not helping

[21:56] <@Chaos2651> stop flirting with everyone james

[21:56] <@Chaos2651>

[21:57] <Lyrebon> just cause you can't have me there's no need to be jealou

[21:57] <Lyrebon> s

[21:57] <lyssie> I agree, there isn't anything wrong with sexual desire, but the ord sexy usually feels to me like that is the only thing that matters

[21:57] <@Chaos2651> sure

[21:58] <Lyrebon> Well it's OK for a one-off comment, aslong as your other terms of endearment are... mature?

[21:58] <@Chaos2651> "Hey you sexy genius person"

[21:58] <@Chaos2651> NOT you james

[21:58] <+Windrunner17> ...

[21:58] <@Chaos2651> I'm just saying

[21:58] <+Windrunner17> Chaos it will never work

[21:58] <@Chaos2651> you can string qualifiers together

[21:58] <+Windrunner17> He lives in England

[21:58] <Lyrebon> Dammit Eric stop trying to get in my pants.

[21:58] *** Windrunner No such nick/channel

[21:58] <+Windrunner17> Long distance relationships never work out

[21:58] *** Chaos2651 kicked Windrunner17 from the channel: Kicked to the face

[21:59] *** Chaos2651 kicked Lyrebon from the channel: Kicked to the face

[21:59] *** Lyrebon has joined #cosmere

[21:59] * lyssie hides

[21:59] <Lyrebon> xD

[21:59] <Lyrebon> Caw!

[21:59] <@Chaos2651> jerks

[21:59] *** ChanServ sets mode +v Windrunner17

[21:59] *** Windrunner17 has joined #cosmere

[21:59] <+Windrunner17> Huh

[21:59] <Lyrebon> LDR's work out too Windy

[21:59] <+Windrunner17> Must have lost my connection

Edited October 15, 2012 by Chaos

[Chaos he/him]

I hate to doublepost, but I just wanted to inform all of you that lyssie hates Windy's mom.

[22:45] <lyssie> I don't care about windy's mom

[22:45] <@Chaos2651> I think that's a totally valid worldview

[22:45] <@Chaos2651> and that's totally cool

[Windrunner he/him]

Hey, my mom is awesome

Also, lyssie's angry D:

[21:26] == Windrunner17 [323408a9@gateway/web/freenode/ip.50.52.8.169] has joined #cosmere

[21:26] == mode/#cosmere [+v Windrunner17] by ChanServ

[21:26] <Sweetness> Windy!

[21:26] <Sweetness> You're back!

[21:26] * lyssie throws rocks

[Joe ST he/him]

she's getting quite the antagonists streak, that little 13 year old

[Windrunner he/him]

I am so REDACTED tired.

[22:12] <+Windrunner17> I don't know that you could just kill the holder without Splintering the Shard.

[22:15] <Nesh> We know it is possible to kill a Shardholder without Splintering the Shard (Hero of Ages) but remember Odium wants to be the only Shard, he's probably Splintering so no one can immidiately pick them up and give him trouble.

[22:15] <+Windrunner17> XD

[22:15] <+Windrunner17> Totally right Nesh

[22:15] <+Windrunner17> haha

[22:15] <+Windrunner17> I can't believe I forgot that

[22:17] <Nesh> We all goof sometimes

Also bad at Scadrial

[Zenith]

[22:21] <@Chaos2651> I'm busy killing redlinks

[22:22] <@Chaos2651> here's another awesome redlink: Survivorism

[22:22] <+Windrunner17> NO

[22:22] <+Windrunner17> NO

[22:22] <+Windrunner17> NO

[22:22] <Zenith> Oh no

[22:22] <+Windrunner17> NO

[22:22] <Zenith> KILL

[22:23] <Zenith> DESTROY

[22:23] <Sweetness> Get it!

[22:23] <emeralis00> O.O

We destroy redlinks like none other.

[22:26] <Sweetness> Like, she ripped an alarm clock out of the wall and chucked it at me without even getting out of bed once

[22:27] <Zenith> Maybe she was trying to sober you up?

[22:27] <Sweetness> I was twelve!

[22:27] <+Windrunner17> Hahaha

[22:27] <Zenith> Never too young if you're Sweetness.

[22:27] * Shivertongue goes to get cake

[22:27] <Sweetness>

[22:27] <+Windrunner17> Mabye she was trying to sober you up?

[22:27] <Sweetness> I didn't start drinking until I was nineteen, thankyouverymuch

[22:28] <Zenith> Sure

[22:28] <Zenith> You just drank so much that you THINK that

[22:28] <Sweetness> :/

[21:21] <+Windrunner17> DO IT

[21:21] <+Windrunner17> DOOOOO IT

[21:21] <Sweetness> DOITDOITDOITDOIT

[21:21] <Zenith> IN THE NAME OF CREEPYSTALKERDOM, DO IT!

[21:21] <Zenith> ...

[21:21] <Zenith> The internet is probably not a good influence.

[21:21] <Sweetness> It's not

[21:21] <Sweetness> BUT DO IT ANYWAY

Remember kids, do what the internet says.

Edited October 23, 2012 by Zenith

[lyssie95 she/her]

So, this happened in a different random chatroom, but with 17s members, so it totally counts

22:58] Topic changed to: noooooooooo, I can take that power away by lyssie

[22:59] <@Sweetness_> How do you do that?

[22:59] <@lyssie> /topic then type stuff

[22:59] <@Windrunner17> Click on the topic sweet

[22:59] Topic changed to: your mom by Sweetness_

[22:59] <@Sweetness_> XD

[22:59] <@Windrunner17> it's easier then "commands"

[22:59] Mode: [-o Windrunner17] by lyssie

[22:59] <Windrunner17> D:

[22:59] <Windrunner17> It was just a joke :'(

[22:59] Topic changed to: your mom is easier than commands by lyssie

[22:59] <@lyssie>

[23:00] <@Sweetness_> Wow Lyssie.

[Windrunner he/him]

[19:12] <Sweetness> Someone go "no! Bad Sweet!"

[19:13] <clonerongal> "yes! good sweet!"

[19:13] <+Windrunner17> BAD SWEET

[19:13] <+Windrunner17> NOT ON THE GOOD RUG

[19:13] <Sweetness> XDXDXDXD

[19:13] <+Windrunner17> Sorry, force of habit, dealing with the dogs

[19:13] <+EHyde> no! Bad Sweet!

[19:13] <Sweetness> I love you Windy

[19:13] <Sweetness> Thanks guys.

[19:13] * EHyde grins

[19:13] <+Windrunner17> Love you too Sweet

[Zenith]

[19:48] <Lyrebon> unlike SOPA >.>

[19:49] <Lyrebon> "citizens of the US, don't mind us we're just seeing how much porn is on your hard-drive"

[Observer]

[5:27] <magicalman> Hi there DObserver

[5:27] <Observer_> Long time no see!

[5:28] <Observer_> How've you been?

[5:29] <magicalman> Not bad. Scared me half to death when you started dumping all that salt on your food.

[5:29] <magicalman> It could have been made an honorary mountain!

[5:30] <Observer_> If you can still taste your food, you don't have enough salt. A lack of cardiac arrest is also a good sign.

[5:30] <magicalman> XD

[5:30] <Observer_> On a side-note, salt can grant you tin-like taste.

[5:30] <Observer_> Just scrape the salty side of a goldfish across your tongue, and the salt will magically grant you tin.

[5:31] <magicalman> I worry for your sanity sometimes.

[5:31] <Observer_> She's quite safe somewhere in the Bahamas. Security detail and everything.

[Sweetness she/her]

[00:42] <@Chaos2651> because I can.

[00:42] <@Chaos2651> *can.

Someone's tired...

[Eerongal he/him]

Someone's tired...

obviously what he means was "because i can-can"

[Eerongal he/him]

DOUBLE POST POWERS GO!!

<Lyrebon> anyone up for raiding lyssie's room?

*later*

<Lyrebon> I meant it affectionately Sweet

<Sweetness> How do you affectionately raid someone's room?

<Lyrebon> in a Carebear costume

Yeah, that totally happened.

[Lady_Yasha she/her]

^ totally out of context maaaan.

[Emeralis00 she/her]

My name is apparently synonymous with despair now.

Sweetness> Have faith

<RubixKube> That's because Brandon's computer crashed. He will be back.

<Sweetness> See? FAith.

<lyssie> There is no faith

<lyssie> No hope

<lyssie> Only DESPAIR

<Sweetness> NO EMO

<Sweetness> Only one person is allowed to be emo at a time.

* lyssie is now known as em_lys

<Sweetness> And it's my turn, dammit.

* Notify: lyssie is offline (FreeNode).

* RubixKube has kicked em_lys from #cosmere (YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBS ME)

* em_lys ([email protected]) has joined #cosmere

em_lys> No offense, emeralis

* em_lys is now known as lyssie

<emeralis00> hmm?

* Notify: lyssie is online (FreeNode).

<lyssie> Nah, I'm actually in quite a good mood ^.^

* emeralis00 wasn't paying attention to chat

<Sweetness> Em doesn't love us

<lyssie> Oh, I was being all despair-y, so I changed my nick to reference yours

[lyssie95 she/her]

[22:31] <Lyrebon> I don't really see a use for black souls

[22:32] <lyssie> That is racist

context is irrelevant

also

[16:57] <Sweetness> Bite me Lyre

[16:57] * Lyrebon throws an alligator at Sweet

[16:57] <Sweetness> ... what

[16:57] <Sweetness> ?

[16:58] * Master_Moridin throws a heights obsessed angel at Sweet

[16:58] <Sweetness> Why are we throwing things at me?

[16:59] * Master_Moridin throws an idk at Sweet

[16:59] <Master_Moridin> It's awesome

[16:59] <Sweetness> Weird kids

[16:59] <Lyrebon> bleh

[17:00] * lyssie throws a tennis ball at sweet

[17:00] <Sweetness> oww

[17:00] <lyssie> Sorry, peer pressure an' all that

[17:00] <Sweetness> >.>

Edited November 3, 2012 by lyssie95

[Lady_Yasha she/her]

Context is always relevant when you're talking about Elder Scrolls >.>

[Sweetness she/her]

Shiv is never wrong.

[23:55] == Master_Moridin has changed nick to ShivIsWrong

[23:56] == ShivIsWrong was kicked from #cosmere by Shiv|NaNo [bam!]

[23:56] == ShivIsWrong [[email protected]] has joined #cosmere

[23:56] <@Shiv|NaNo> I just kicked the CONCEPT of me being wrong from the room.

[Zenith]

[22:16] * Zenith breaks the silence!

[22:16] <Zenith> ....Akward

[22:16] <Zenith> Hmmm

[22:17] <Zenith> If silence is golden, why must it be awkward so often?

[22:17] <Zenith> ./musings

[22:17] <Sweetness> it's only awkward if you make it awkward

[22:18] <Zenith> True

[22:18] <Zenith> But

[22:18] <Zenith> By not making it awkward, I create an awkward moment of concentration in which I must concentrate on not being awkward

[22:18] <Zenith> Thus

[22:18] <Zenith> By not trying to be awkward, I'm awkward

[22:18] <Zenith> Not awkward=awkward

[22:19] <Zenith> Logic!

[22:19] <Sweetness> Fine.

[22:19] <Sweetness> Be awkward.

[22:19] <Zenith> I knew you would see things me way

[22:19] <Zenith> My way

[22:19] <Zenith> I meant my way.

An awkward silence followed.

[22:24] <@Shivertongue> Too tired to kick.

[22:24] <@Shivertongue> Zenith.

[22:24] <@Shivertongue> Kick yourself.

Edit: I apologize if I offended anyone. What I meant is that I "kicked myself" after. But, seriously, I don't mean this in a bad way.

Edited November 6, 2012 by Zenith

[Sweetness she/her]

Ellen wins. Everything. Forever.

[13:41] <+EHyde> so I just wrote in Dalinar for a local election ...

[Zenith]

Ellen wins. Everything. Forever.

I approve. DALINAR FOR HIGHPRINCE OF PRESIDENCY!

[EHyde she/her]

Dude, Sweetness, I should be getting upvotes for that not you :-P

[Observer]

Dude, Sweetness, I should be getting upvotes for that not you :-P

Wish granted

The truth is spoken. Texans are never alone.

[21:04] <+Windrunner17> It's just not fun to be on a side by yourself.

[21:04] <lyssie> I'm not by myself

[21:05] <lyssie> I live in Texas

Edited November 7, 2012 by Observer

[Sweetness she/her]

E, my post has six upvotes so far, yours has eleven. I've done you a favor in putting you in a position to post something even more upvote-worthy than the original quote.

See? I'm a genius.