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Ladies and gentlemen of the 17th Shard, I give you...

Payback. :P

[01:46] <@Shivertongue> >.>

[01:47] <+Windrunner17> <.<

[01:47] <Sweetness> >.>

[01:47] <+Windrunner17> ^.^

[01:47] <+Windrunner17> There are none pointing down :(

[01:47] <lyssie> If it helps, earlier this month was the fifth anniversary of metting him the second time :P

[01:47] <lyssie> *meeting

[01:47] <Sweetness> v.v

[01:48] <+Windrunner17> Hahaha you're so funny

[01:48] <Sweetness> /schooled

[01:48] <+Windrunner17> HOW?

[01:48] <Sweetness> Seriously, sweetie?

[01:48] <lyssie> She is magic

[01:48] * Windrunner17 is blind.

[01:48] <lyssie> That is how

[01:48] <lyssie> Also, internet is my guess

[01:48] <Sweetness> it's right next to the "b"

[01:49] <+Windrunner17> Is not

[01:49] * lyssie doesn't have it :P

[01:49] <+Windrunner17> To the top is g & h

[01:49] <+Windrunner17> v &n are on either side

[01:49] <Sweetness> Between "c" and "b"

[01:49] <Sweetness> come on, guys

[01:49] <+Windrunner17> and space is one bottom

[01:49] <+Windrunner17> OH MY GOD.

Posted

Don't you get all high and mighty on me, boy.

I will upvote the crap out of you :P

Posted (edited)
== Shivertongue was kicked from #cosmere by Shivertongue [imposter!]

== Shivertongue [[email protected]] has joined #cosmere

== mode/#cosmere [+o Shivertongue] by ChanServ

<@Shivertongue> ...

<@Shivertongue> Ah.

stop kicking yourself.

EDIT: format issues

Edited by Emeralis00
Posted

Taz completely failed to live up to horror movie expectations...

***Tazren joined the chat room.

[4:30pm] Lyrebon: Hey Taz

[4:31pm] Tazren: hey Lyrebon

[4:32pm] Lyrebon: how's tricks?

[4:32pm] Tazren: Good

[4:32pm] Tazren: been away for the weekend

[4:32pm] Tazren: well, more away from home than I already am, as I'm at my dad's ...

[4:33pm] Tazren: but I was away with friends at a cottage in the woods near a lake

[4:33pm] Tazren: It was fun

[4:36pm] Shivertongue: What'd you do when the killer showed up?

[4:36pm] Lyrebon: the one with the hockey mask

[4:37pm] Tazren: Well, we didn't have a killer, exactly.

[4:37pm] Tazren: We were stalked by a cat, though.

[4:37pm] Tazren: That wanted food in exchange for cuddling. And scratched the windows in the evenings. And then howled a lot during the night when it wasn't let in.

[4:38pm] Lyrebon: man, I would've punched it

[4:38pm] Shivertongue: Worst. Horror movie. Ever.

[4:38pm] Tazren: howled or ... whatever cats do.

[4:38pm] Lyrebon: xD

[4:38pm] Lyrebon: Were-cat

[4:38pm] Tazren: We chased it off several times. It just came back, kind of like dog.

[4:39pm] Tazren: Just ran around "pet me pet me pet me, look at me, I'm so cute, pet me pet me pet me"

[4:39pm] Shivertongue: Well, it sounds good, but I'll be honest.

[4:39pm] Lyrebon: like I said, should've punched it

[4:39pm] Shivertongue: I'mgonna wait until it comes out on DVD.

[4:39pm] Shivertongue: And maybe pick it up if there's a sale.

[4:40pm] Lyrebon: yeah, if no-one died it can't be that good

[4:40pm] Shivertongue: IT should have wanted food in exchange for you all dying.

[4:41pm] Tazren: Yeah, I guess we didn't plan it out well enough

[4:41pm] Shivertongue: And it should have possessed someone in the group.

[4:41pm] Tazren: we just sort of improvised

[4:41pm] Shivertongue: Preferably the 'hot-girl-nobody-reallizes-is-hot-because-she-wears-glasses'.

[4:42pm] Lyrebon: the virgin?

[4:42pm] Shivertongue: Doesn't have to be a virgin.

[4:42pm] Lyrebon: usually is

[4:42pm] Lyrebon: or one adverse to sex

[4:42pm] Lyrebon: they might aswel be virgins

[4:43pm] Shivertongue: I think we've moved past the 'only virgins survive' trope.

[4:43pm] Shivertongue: And the 'only drug-free' survivors too.

[4:43pm] Lyrebon: gotta branch out to keep the originality

[4:44pm] Shivertongue: I just don;t want to see someone in the group turn out to be the killer.

[4:44pm] Tazren: https://photos-3.dropbox.com/si/2048x1536/nxzvjuIuKivIbTzV-WD2BucFzcd_Q2fFMNyRj2mxYbk/7520938/1343080800/40a4244/Photo%202012-07-21%2015%2046%2026.jpg <--- I guess the cat didn't really look mean enough, either ...

[4:44pm] Lyrebon: ugh yeah

[4:44pm] Lyrebon: worst plot twist EVAH!

Posted
(3:18:11 AM) Chaos2651: haha. oh baby i'll give YOU service

(3:18:13 AM) Chaos2651: ...

(3:18:17 AM) Chaos2651 left the room (Kicked by Chaos2651 (Chaos2651)).

Posted (edited)
<+clonerongal> Isn't that illegal?

<@Chaos2651> oh, right eero. :P oops

Chaos...what have you been doing?

Edited by Emeralis00
Posted

Hey noe

Just becaues all of my typings are prefect, doesn't mean that you get too be jealous

NOt cool

Posted

I thought we established that you're the jealous one because I get to go see the Avengers for the second time tomorrow. :P

Posted

I've got a good one, but it requires a tad of back story. Sweetness (purple), lyssie (red), Shivertongue (green) and I were playing kdice online together. We usually talk and team up in the chatroom, so this time was no exception. I was a tad too late to join a match but they were all in it, so I decided to wait. I had a rather... colorful conversation with one of the people they were playing.

Drucifer85: flag purp (Sweetness)

Sweetness12th: what?

Drucifer85: means i'll take2nd, you first...we kill red (lyssie)

Berna: ?

Windrunner17: Something tells me that's not gonna happen.

Drucifer85: lol, i'm just gonna lauhgh at these questions.

Drucifer85: that small window purp had is gone.

Windrunner17: You're not looking so good yourself.

Drucifer85: LMAO, what a nooby REDACTED they both are.

Windrunner17: At least we can spell...

Drucifer85: And I can't?

Drucifer85: Please enlighten me, grey

Windrunner17: Well, last I checked nooby isn't a word.

Shivertongue: And if it was, it would be spelled "newbie".

Windrunner17: LMAO makes you sound pretty crass and idiotic too

Drucifer85: I'm guessing this "17" y/o commenting but not sitting at a 0-table has no REDACTED idea.

Windrunner17: Haha it may look weird I know. I know red, green, and purple and they invited me to the table, but I showed up too late. So I'm not just creeping.

Drucifer85: Ooooooh! Windrunner 17....A level 5 player would know exactly how to spell "Noob" being that he is one. Hahaha, gtfo

Drucifer85: Good show chap. But I don't need corrected from a NOOBY REDACTED like you.

Drucifer85 has left

Windrunner17: Haha. You tell me I have no life? Yet you gain pride by being good at this game, which you've obviously spent so much time mastering. Run away you loser.

Meanwhile in our chatroom...

[22:01] <+Windrunner17> Sweetness: Someone flagged you!

[22:01] <@Shivertongue> I was gonna use that to claim some brown jerk land.

[22:01] <+Windrunner17> That's so cool

[22:02] <AlyssaW> the game doesn't want me to hurt you, sweet

[22:02] <Sweetness> haha

[22:02] <+Windrunner17> He wants you to gang up on lyssie XD

[22:03] <Sweetness> psh

[22:03] <AlyssaW> he is in waaaay too sorry a position to pull that kind of crap

[22:04] <Sweetness> haha

[22:04] <AlyssaW> can you damage gold at all?

[22:04] <+Windrunner17> Do you guys see me arguing with brown?

[22:05] <Sweetness> haha Windy

[22:06] * Windrunner17 loves shutting idiots down.

[22:06] <Sweetness> man

[22:06] <Sweetness> Lyssie eviscerated me while I was distracted

[22:06] <AlyssaW> just a bit

[22:08] <Nesh> Not nice

[22:09] <Sweetness> I think you won, Windy

[22:09] <+Windrunner17> Last comment :P

[22:09] <Sweetness> I love yoyu

[22:10] <+Windrunner17> Thank you :D

Also, I realize this may not be funny to anyone who wasn't there (I had to preserve it for posterity!). However, I do feel the need to point out that this "amazing" player, who was so much above a level 5, was bested by level 3's. Oh how I love irony. :D

Posted (edited)

Oh, the lofty, high-minded intellectual discussions we have on the chatroom

[00:28] <@RubixKube> because your mom's an anti hero

[00:30] <@Shivertongue> :P

[00:30] <@RubixKube> ::PP

[00:30] * @Shivertongue grumbles about people not knowing what an anti-hero actually is...

[00:30] <lyssie> your mom is so fat, she doesn't need a metalmind to weigh as much as 12 people

[00:30] <@RubixKube> oh ho!!!

[00:30] <Sweetness_> haha

[00:30] <lyssie> ...or something like that. I don't remember it quite right

[00:31] <@Shivertongue> Your mom is so ugly, even Nightblood wouldn't stick her.

[00:32] * lyssie isn't original enough to come up with that herself

[00:33] <lyssie> your mom is so ugly, they accidentaly threw her into Elantris

[00:33] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, she fell down and shattered Adonalsium

[00:35] <lyssie> your mom is so ugly, Wit didn't know where to start

[00:36] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat AND ugly, even Sadeas won't go after that gemheart.

[00:36] <Sweetness> You know why they're called the Shattered Plains?

[00:37] <Sweetness> Your mom tripped.

[00:38] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma tried to release Ruin, but he couldn't find his way out.

[00:39] <Sweetness> XD ew

[00:40] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, Szeth doesn't need to Lash things to her

[00:41] <@zas678> Back again.

[00:41] <Sweetness> Hey Zas

[00:41] <Sweetness> Cosmere yo momma jokes!

[00:41] <lyssie> your mom is so fat, Kal didn't dare tir her to the top of the bridge

[00:41] <lyssie> *tie

[00:42] <lyssie> inspired by http://twitpic.com/73p91i

[00:42] <@zas678> Yo momma's so fat that when Adonalsium shattered, she took ALL the shards.

[00:42] <lyssie> for the record

[00:42] <Nesh> You Momma;s s ugly even Preservation wanted to get rid of her.

[00:42] <@zas678> Perfect.

[00:42] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, she gets cardiac arrest waiting for ten heartbeats.

more amazingness behind the spoiler

[00:42] <@zas678> Your mommas so bland that even Nightblood can't get breaths from her.

[00:43] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, the Shardplate doesn't fit

[00:43] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, the Shardplate is cracked on arrival.

[00:43] <@zas678> Yo momma so fat, when she fell down, she broke the Aons again.

[00:43] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, she has to wait for Highstorms to take a shower.

[00:44] <Sweetness> Yo momma so dumb, she tried to burn her metals in a fire

[00:44] <lyssie> your mom is so fat, her village uses her as cover from highstorms

[00:44] <Sweetness> XD

[00:44] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, when she farted, the village thought it was a highstorm.

[00:44] <Nesh> Your momma's so fat she chokes Kandra

[00:44] <@zas678> Yo momma so fat, it took three kandra to imitate her body.

[00:45] <lyssie> lol

[00:46] <lyssie> yo momma so fat, she could only get a toe in the shardpool

[00:46] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so ugly, Blushweaver tried the Lifeless passwords on her.

[00:46] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so ugly, she only Returned because death wouldn't take her.

[00:46] <lyssie> your mom is so fat and ugly, that when they tried to toss her into elantris she wouldn't fit through the gates

[00:47] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, she's what really knocked Scadrial off it's axix

[00:47] <Sweetness> axis

[00:47] <Nesh> Your momma's so fat an ungly not even Returning could make her midly attractive

[00:48] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so ugly, being covered in ash was an improvement.

[00:48] <Nesh> yo momma's so fat she could plug all the ashmounts at the same time

[00:49] <lyssie> Your momma so fat, at night skaa run from the "mistwraith"

[00:49] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, she tried to steeljump and nothing happened

[00:50] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, even her atium shadows crack the ground.

[00:51] <lyssie> Yo momma so fat, she can Push a whole mountain away

[00:51] <Sweetness> Fact: Roshar only has two moons. The third is yo momma.

[00:51] <Nesh> Yo Momma's so dub she tried to fill a zincmind and nothing happened. (makes more sense than a coppermind.)

[00:53] <lyssie> Yo momma so ugly someone mistook her portrait for a voidbringer

[00:53] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so ugly, the ardents became heretics.

[00:53] <@zas678> Yo momma so fat, Kaladin used her as a bridge

[00:54] <@Shivertongue> You know what really broke the Oathpact?

[00:54] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma fell on it.

[00:54] <Nesh> Yo mamma is so ugly she's Odium's justification

[00:54] <lyssie> Yo momma so fat, when the Inquisitors spiked her they couldn't get a bindpoint

[00:55] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, when they tried to spike her, it bounced off.

[00:55] <Nesh> Yo momma's so fat she sat down and shattered Adonalsium.

[00:56] <lyssie> Yo momma's so ugly Zane didn't ignore God

[00:56] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, Luthadel mistook her for an approaching army

[00:56] <@Shivertongue> zas: HE'S A DOUCHEBAG!

[00:57] <lyssie> Yo momma's so fat, a coinshot can't get a coin past the folds

[00:57] <Nesh> You're momma's so fat and ugly, and stupid Luthadel mistook here for a hundred thousand koloss.

[00:57] <lyssie> Yo momma's so fat, even spren are scared they'll get stepped on

[00:58] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma's so fat, after she visited Scadrial, they worried they'd run outta waffles.

[00:58] <Sweetness> XD

[00:58] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat she doesn't fit in Shadesmar

[00:59] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, Hoid needs Shadesmar to get to her.

[00:59] <Nesh> Yo Mama's so fat that when she visits Roshar all the obssityspen on the planet float around her.

[00:59] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, a Shard landed on her and tried to create life

[00:59] <lyssie> The only reason the Shin still have dirt is yo momma hasn't farted there yet

[00:59] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, ugly, and dumb, the Silence Divine world gave up.

[01:00] <lyssie> I like that one, sweet

[01:00] <Sweetness> ^_^

[01:01] <Nesh> Yo momma's so fat Hoid uses her to hide from the Seventeenth Shard.

[01:02] <lyssie> Adonalsium used to be a mirror....until yo mamma looked in it

[01:02] <Sweetness> XD

[01:02] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so ugly, Ruin figured he'd already been there.

[01:03] <@zas678> Yo momma so mean, Odium started taking lessons

[01:03] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, she's a Windwaddler

[01:03] <Nesh> Yo Momma's so ugly they tried to throw her in Elantris when she was born

[01:04] <Sweetness> Yo momma so ugly, even Devotion said "no"

[01:04] <@Chaos2651> back...

[01:04] <Sweetness> Cosmere yo momma jokes!

[01:04] <lyssie> Yo mamma so fat, it took months to make her safehand's sleeve

[01:05] <lyssie> ...is there a name for the sleeve on the dress?

[01:05] <@zas678> I don't think so

[01:05] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, they needed six chasmfiends to make her bra.

[01:05] <Sweetness> I don't think there is

[01:05] <lyssie> Yo mamma so fat, it took months to make a glove for her safehand

[01:05] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat,t hey thought she *was* six chasmfiends

[01:06] <@zas678> Yo momma so fat, the Parshendi now worship a new god

[01:06] <Sweetness> You momma so ugly, they cut off her safehand

[01:06] <Nesh> Yo monna's so ugly Kenton really was lucky to get a three-legged tonk out of the trde

[01:06] <@Shivertongue> You know why Shallan killed her father?

[01:06] <@Shivertongue> She found out her was marrying yo momma.

[01:07] <Nesh> Ouch

[01:07] <lyssie> Yo momma so fat, when they peeled off her carapace a warcamp used it for a roof

[01:07] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma was Axies' proof that stupidbitchspren were real.

[01:07] <lyssie> ...also, she is apparently parshendi. Shush

[01:08] <Sweetness> Yo momma so dumb, parshmen think she's slow

[01:10] <Nesh> Yo momma's so fat, not even a Shardbade can't pass through

[01:10] <lyssie> Yo momma so fat, she'd eat chull dung chutney

[01:11] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, she squished a Ryshadium

[01:12] <lyssie> was thinking of doing that one, but figured i'd spell it wrong :P

[01:12] <Sweetness> I think I did...

[01:12] <lyssie> We interrupt this joke stream to ask a legit question

[01:12] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma too dumb to answer it.

INTERMISSION

[01:39] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, she doesn't fit in a bendalloy bubble

[01:39] <@Shivertongue> Coppermind makes as much sense as zincmind....

[01:39] <Sweetness> either one works

[01:40] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so ugly, Windwhispers store sight and never tap it again.

[01:42] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, they built Urithiru on top of her

Edited by lyssie95
Posted

[4:44pm] ****Lyrebon joined the chat room.

[4:44pm] Shivertongue: I am intrigued by the idea of a secret order of holy clown-assassins.

[4:44pm] ****Lyrebon left the chat room. (Client Quit)

The timing on this was just perfect. xD

Posted (edited)

This happened in the chatbox of a game of kdice

Akiva Kohen: [player] is a dead fellow

aeries: <shrugs> the way of the dice

panzer is here

aeries: I wonder if I can get in the top 3 unlucky rankings again this month

Akiva Kohen: is that a book written by Sum Hoo?

Akiva Kohen: "The Way of the Dice"

lyssie95: too many "the"s

lyssie95: The Way of Dice is better

....I don't have any particular reason for suggesting that word pattern. And it is by Brandon Sanderson, not Sum Hoo ^^

Edited by lyssie95
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