Sweetness she/her Posted July 15, 2012 Posted July 15, 2012 Ladies and gentlemen of the 17th Shard, I give you... Payback. [01:46] <@Shivertongue> >.>[01:47] <+Windrunner17> <.< [01:47] <Sweetness> >.> [01:47] <+Windrunner17> ^.^ [01:47] <+Windrunner17> There are none pointing down [01:47] <lyssie> If it helps, earlier this month was the fifth anniversary of metting him the second time [01:47] <lyssie> *meeting [01:47] <Sweetness> v.v [01:48] <+Windrunner17> Hahaha you're so funny [01:48] <Sweetness> /schooled [01:48] <+Windrunner17> HOW? [01:48] <Sweetness> Seriously, sweetie? [01:48] <lyssie> She is magic [01:48] * Windrunner17 is blind. [01:48] <lyssie> That is how [01:48] <lyssie> Also, internet is my guess [01:48] <Sweetness> it's right next to the "b" [01:49] <+Windrunner17> Is not [01:49] * lyssie doesn't have it [01:49] <+Windrunner17> To the top is g & h [01:49] <+Windrunner17> v &n are on either side [01:49] <Sweetness> Between "c" and "b" [01:49] <Sweetness> come on, guys [01:49] <+Windrunner17> and space is one bottom [01:49] <+Windrunner17> OH MY GOD. 6
Windrunner he/him Posted July 15, 2012 Posted July 15, 2012 What's that, an upvote? Hmm it seems that someone can laugh at himself, unlike another person I know... 2
Sweetness she/her Posted July 15, 2012 Posted July 15, 2012 Don't you get all high and mighty on me, boy. I will upvote the crap out of you 1
lyssie95 she/her Posted July 16, 2012 Posted July 16, 2012 Not even if I make you cookies? Cake might work better 2
Emeralis00 she/her Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 <Sweetness> Why is Shiv an evil jerkface this time?<@Shivertongue> choreography Dancing is evil. 2
Lady_Yasha she/her Posted July 19, 2012 Posted July 19, 2012 (edited) Quote Edited March 26, 2019 by Ziva 2
Emeralis00 she/her Posted July 19, 2012 Posted July 19, 2012 (edited) == Shivertongue was kicked from #cosmere by Shivertongue [imposter!]== Shivertongue [[email protected]] has joined #cosmere == mode/#cosmere [+o Shivertongue] by ChanServ <@Shivertongue> ... <@Shivertongue> Ah. stop kicking yourself. EDIT: format issues Edited July 19, 2012 by Emeralis00 3
Shivertongue he/him Posted July 22, 2012 Posted July 22, 2012 Taz completely failed to live up to horror movie expectations... ***Tazren joined the chat room.[4:30pm] Lyrebon: Hey Taz [4:31pm] Tazren: hey Lyrebon [4:32pm] Lyrebon: how's tricks? [4:32pm] Tazren: Good [4:32pm] Tazren: been away for the weekend [4:32pm] Tazren: well, more away from home than I already am, as I'm at my dad's ... [4:33pm] Tazren: but I was away with friends at a cottage in the woods near a lake [4:33pm] Tazren: It was fun [4:36pm] Shivertongue: What'd you do when the killer showed up? [4:36pm] Lyrebon: the one with the hockey mask [4:37pm] Tazren: Well, we didn't have a killer, exactly. [4:37pm] Tazren: We were stalked by a cat, though. [4:37pm] Tazren: That wanted food in exchange for cuddling. And scratched the windows in the evenings. And then howled a lot during the night when it wasn't let in. [4:38pm] Lyrebon: man, I would've punched it [4:38pm] Shivertongue: Worst. Horror movie. Ever. [4:38pm] Tazren: howled or ... whatever cats do. [4:38pm] Lyrebon: xD [4:38pm] Lyrebon: Were-cat [4:38pm] Tazren: We chased it off several times. It just came back, kind of like dog. [4:39pm] Tazren: Just ran around "pet me pet me pet me, look at me, I'm so cute, pet me pet me pet me" [4:39pm] Shivertongue: Well, it sounds good, but I'll be honest. [4:39pm] Lyrebon: like I said, should've punched it [4:39pm] Shivertongue: I'mgonna wait until it comes out on DVD. [4:39pm] Shivertongue: And maybe pick it up if there's a sale. [4:40pm] Lyrebon: yeah, if no-one died it can't be that good [4:40pm] Shivertongue: IT should have wanted food in exchange for you all dying. [4:41pm] Tazren: Yeah, I guess we didn't plan it out well enough [4:41pm] Shivertongue: And it should have possessed someone in the group. [4:41pm] Tazren: we just sort of improvised [4:41pm] Shivertongue: Preferably the 'hot-girl-nobody-reallizes-is-hot-because-she-wears-glasses'. [4:42pm] Lyrebon: the virgin? [4:42pm] Shivertongue: Doesn't have to be a virgin. [4:42pm] Lyrebon: usually is [4:42pm] Lyrebon: or one adverse to sex [4:42pm] Lyrebon: they might aswel be virgins [4:43pm] Shivertongue: I think we've moved past the 'only virgins survive' trope. [4:43pm] Shivertongue: And the 'only drug-free' survivors too. [4:43pm] Lyrebon: gotta branch out to keep the originality [4:44pm] Shivertongue: I just don;t want to see someone in the group turn out to be the killer. [4:44pm] Tazren: https://photos-3.dropbox.com/si/2048x1536/nxzvjuIuKivIbTzV-WD2BucFzcd_Q2fFMNyRj2mxYbk/7520938/1343080800/40a4244/Photo%202012-07-21%2015%2046%2026.jpg <--- I guess the cat didn't really look mean enough, either ... [4:44pm] Lyrebon: ugh yeah [4:44pm] Lyrebon: worst plot twist EVAH! 1
Lady_Yasha she/her Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 (3:18:11 AM) Chaos2651: haha. oh baby i'll give YOU service(3:18:13 AM) Chaos2651: ... (3:18:17 AM) Chaos2651 left the room (Kicked by Chaos2651 (Chaos2651)). 2
Emeralis00 she/her Posted July 28, 2012 Posted July 28, 2012 (edited) <+clonerongal> Isn't that illegal?<@Chaos2651> oh, right eero. oops Chaos...what have you been doing? Edited July 28, 2012 by Emeralis00
Lady_Yasha she/her Posted July 29, 2012 Posted July 29, 2012 (edited) I love Will's rants. Edited March 26, 2019 by Ziva 2
Sweetness she/her Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 [04:39] <AlyssaW> I never tupo[04:39] <AlyssaW> *typo <3 Lyssie 3
lyssie95 she/her Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 Hey noe Just becaues all of my typings are prefect, doesn't mean that you get too be jealous NOt cool 1
Sweetness she/her Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 I thought we established that you're the jealous one because I get to go see the Avengers for the second time tomorrow.
Windrunner he/him Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 I've got a good one, but it requires a tad of back story. Sweetness (purple), lyssie (red), Shivertongue (green) and I were playing kdice online together. We usually talk and team up in the chatroom, so this time was no exception. I was a tad too late to join a match but they were all in it, so I decided to wait. I had a rather... colorful conversation with one of the people they were playing. Drucifer85: flag purp (Sweetness) Sweetness12th: what? Drucifer85: means i'll take2nd, you first...we kill red (lyssie) Berna: ? Windrunner17: Something tells me that's not gonna happen. Drucifer85: lol, i'm just gonna lauhgh at these questions. Drucifer85: that small window purp had is gone. Windrunner17: You're not looking so good yourself. Drucifer85: LMAO, what a nooby REDACTED they both are. Windrunner17: At least we can spell... Drucifer85: And I can't? Drucifer85: Please enlighten me, grey Windrunner17: Well, last I checked nooby isn't a word. Shivertongue: And if it was, it would be spelled "newbie". Windrunner17: LMAO makes you sound pretty crass and idiotic too Drucifer85: I'm guessing this "17" y/o commenting but not sitting at a 0-table has no REDACTED idea. Windrunner17: Haha it may look weird I know. I know red, green, and purple and they invited me to the table, but I showed up too late. So I'm not just creeping. Drucifer85: Ooooooh! Windrunner 17....A level 5 player would know exactly how to spell "Noob" being that he is one. Hahaha, gtfo Drucifer85: Good show chap. But I don't need corrected from a NOOBY REDACTED like you. Drucifer85 has left Windrunner17: Haha. You tell me I have no life? Yet you gain pride by being good at this game, which you've obviously spent so much time mastering. Run away you loser. Meanwhile in our chatroom... [22:01] <+Windrunner17> Sweetness: Someone flagged you![22:01] <@Shivertongue> I was gonna use that to claim some brown jerk land. [22:01] <+Windrunner17> That's so cool [22:02] <AlyssaW> the game doesn't want me to hurt you, sweet [22:02] <Sweetness> haha [22:02] <+Windrunner17> He wants you to gang up on lyssie XD [22:03] <Sweetness> psh [22:03] <AlyssaW> he is in waaaay too sorry a position to pull that kind of crap [22:04] <Sweetness> haha [22:04] <AlyssaW> can you damage gold at all? [22:04] <+Windrunner17> Do you guys see me arguing with brown? [22:05] <Sweetness> haha Windy [22:06] * Windrunner17 loves shutting idiots down. [22:06] <Sweetness> man [22:06] <Sweetness> Lyssie eviscerated me while I was distracted [22:06] <AlyssaW> just a bit [22:08] <Nesh> Not nice [22:09] <Sweetness> I think you won, Windy [22:09] <+Windrunner17> Last comment [22:09] <Sweetness> I love yoyu [22:10] <+Windrunner17> Thank you Also, I realize this may not be funny to anyone who wasn't there (I had to preserve it for posterity!). However, I do feel the need to point out that this "amazing" player, who was so much above a level 5, was bested by level 3's. Oh how I love irony. 1
lyssie95 she/her Posted August 12, 2012 Posted August 12, 2012 (edited) Oh, the lofty, high-minded intellectual discussions we have on the chatroom [00:28] <@RubixKube> because your mom's an anti hero[00:30] <@Shivertongue> [00:30] <@RubixKube> ::PP [00:30] * @Shivertongue grumbles about people not knowing what an anti-hero actually is... [00:30] <lyssie> your mom is so fat, she doesn't need a metalmind to weigh as much as 12 people [00:30] <@RubixKube> oh ho!!! [00:30] <Sweetness_> haha [00:30] <lyssie> ...or something like that. I don't remember it quite right [00:31] <@Shivertongue> Your mom is so ugly, even Nightblood wouldn't stick her. [00:32] * lyssie isn't original enough to come up with that herself [00:33] <lyssie> your mom is so ugly, they accidentaly threw her into Elantris [00:33] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, she fell down and shattered Adonalsium [00:35] <lyssie> your mom is so ugly, Wit didn't know where to start [00:36] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat AND ugly, even Sadeas won't go after that gemheart. [00:36] <Sweetness> You know why they're called the Shattered Plains? [00:37] <Sweetness> Your mom tripped. [00:38] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma tried to release Ruin, but he couldn't find his way out. [00:39] <Sweetness> XD ew [00:40] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, Szeth doesn't need to Lash things to her [00:41] <@zas678> Back again. [00:41] <Sweetness> Hey Zas [00:41] <Sweetness> Cosmere yo momma jokes! [00:41] <lyssie> your mom is so fat, Kal didn't dare tir her to the top of the bridge [00:41] <lyssie> *tie [00:42] <lyssie> inspired by http://twitpic.com/73p91i [00:42] <@zas678> Yo momma's so fat that when Adonalsium shattered, she took ALL the shards. [00:42] <lyssie> for the record [00:42] <Nesh> You Momma;s s ugly even Preservation wanted to get rid of her. [00:42] <@zas678> Perfect. [00:42] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, she gets cardiac arrest waiting for ten heartbeats. more amazingness behind the spoiler [00:42] <@zas678> Your mommas so bland that even Nightblood can't get breaths from her. [00:43] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, the Shardplate doesn't fit [00:43] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, the Shardplate is cracked on arrival. [00:43] <@zas678> Yo momma so fat, when she fell down, she broke the Aons again. [00:43] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, she has to wait for Highstorms to take a shower. [00:44] <Sweetness> Yo momma so dumb, she tried to burn her metals in a fire [00:44] <lyssie> your mom is so fat, her village uses her as cover from highstorms [00:44] <Sweetness> XD [00:44] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, when she farted, the village thought it was a highstorm. [00:44] <Nesh> Your momma's so fat she chokes Kandra [00:44] <@zas678> Yo momma so fat, it took three kandra to imitate her body. [00:45] <lyssie> lol [00:46] <lyssie> yo momma so fat, she could only get a toe in the shardpool [00:46] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so ugly, Blushweaver tried the Lifeless passwords on her. [00:46] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so ugly, she only Returned because death wouldn't take her. [00:46] <lyssie> your mom is so fat and ugly, that when they tried to toss her into elantris she wouldn't fit through the gates [00:47] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, she's what really knocked Scadrial off it's axix [00:47] <Sweetness> axis [00:47] <Nesh> Your momma's so fat an ungly not even Returning could make her midly attractive [00:48] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so ugly, being covered in ash was an improvement. [00:48] <Nesh> yo momma's so fat she could plug all the ashmounts at the same time [00:49] <lyssie> Your momma so fat, at night skaa run from the "mistwraith" [00:49] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, she tried to steeljump and nothing happened [00:50] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, even her atium shadows crack the ground. [00:51] <lyssie> Yo momma so fat, she can Push a whole mountain away [00:51] <Sweetness> Fact: Roshar only has two moons. The third is yo momma. [00:51] <Nesh> Yo Momma's so dub she tried to fill a zincmind and nothing happened. (makes more sense than a coppermind.) [00:53] <lyssie> Yo momma so ugly someone mistook her portrait for a voidbringer [00:53] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so ugly, the ardents became heretics. [00:53] <@zas678> Yo momma so fat, Kaladin used her as a bridge [00:54] <@Shivertongue> You know what really broke the Oathpact? [00:54] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma fell on it. [00:54] <Nesh> Yo mamma is so ugly she's Odium's justification [00:54] <lyssie> Yo momma so fat, when the Inquisitors spiked her they couldn't get a bindpoint [00:55] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, when they tried to spike her, it bounced off. [00:55] <Nesh> Yo momma's so fat she sat down and shattered Adonalsium. [00:56] <lyssie> Yo momma's so ugly Zane didn't ignore God [00:56] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, Luthadel mistook her for an approaching army [00:56] <@Shivertongue> zas: HE'S A DOUCHEBAG! [00:57] <lyssie> Yo momma's so fat, a coinshot can't get a coin past the folds [00:57] <Nesh> You're momma's so fat and ugly, and stupid Luthadel mistook here for a hundred thousand koloss. [00:57] <lyssie> Yo momma's so fat, even spren are scared they'll get stepped on [00:58] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma's so fat, after she visited Scadrial, they worried they'd run outta waffles. [00:58] <Sweetness> XD [00:58] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat she doesn't fit in Shadesmar [00:59] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, Hoid needs Shadesmar to get to her. [00:59] <Nesh> Yo Mama's so fat that when she visits Roshar all the obssityspen on the planet float around her. [00:59] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, a Shard landed on her and tried to create life [00:59] <lyssie> The only reason the Shin still have dirt is yo momma hasn't farted there yet [00:59] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, ugly, and dumb, the Silence Divine world gave up. [01:00] <lyssie> I like that one, sweet [01:00] <Sweetness> [01:01] <Nesh> Yo momma's so fat Hoid uses her to hide from the Seventeenth Shard. [01:02] <lyssie> Adonalsium used to be a mirror....until yo mamma looked in it [01:02] <Sweetness> XD [01:02] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so ugly, Ruin figured he'd already been there. [01:03] <@zas678> Yo momma so mean, Odium started taking lessons [01:03] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, she's a Windwaddler [01:03] <Nesh> Yo Momma's so ugly they tried to throw her in Elantris when she was born [01:04] <Sweetness> Yo momma so ugly, even Devotion said "no" [01:04] <@Chaos2651> back... [01:04] <Sweetness> Cosmere yo momma jokes! [01:04] <lyssie> Yo mamma so fat, it took months to make her safehand's sleeve [01:05] <lyssie> ...is there a name for the sleeve on the dress? [01:05] <@zas678> I don't think so [01:05] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so fat, they needed six chasmfiends to make her bra. [01:05] <Sweetness> I don't think there is [01:05] <lyssie> Yo mamma so fat, it took months to make a glove for her safehand [01:05] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat,t hey thought she *was* six chasmfiends [01:06] <@zas678> Yo momma so fat, the Parshendi now worship a new god [01:06] <Sweetness> You momma so ugly, they cut off her safehand [01:06] <Nesh> Yo monna's so ugly Kenton really was lucky to get a three-legged tonk out of the trde [01:06] <@Shivertongue> You know why Shallan killed her father? [01:06] <@Shivertongue> She found out her was marrying yo momma. [01:07] <Nesh> Ouch [01:07] <lyssie> Yo momma so fat, when they peeled off her carapace a warcamp used it for a roof [01:07] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma was Axies' proof that stupidbitchspren were real. [01:07] <lyssie> ...also, she is apparently parshendi. Shush [01:08] <Sweetness> Yo momma so dumb, parshmen think she's slow [01:10] <Nesh> Yo momma's so fat, not even a Shardbade can't pass through [01:10] <lyssie> Yo momma so fat, she'd eat chull dung chutney [01:11] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, she squished a Ryshadium [01:12] <lyssie> was thinking of doing that one, but figured i'd spell it wrong [01:12] <Sweetness> I think I did... [01:12] <lyssie> We interrupt this joke stream to ask a legit question [01:12] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma too dumb to answer it. INTERMISSION [01:39] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, she doesn't fit in a bendalloy bubble[01:39] <@Shivertongue> Coppermind makes as much sense as zincmind.... [01:39] <Sweetness> either one works [01:40] <@Shivertongue> Yo momma so ugly, Windwhispers store sight and never tap it again. [01:42] <Sweetness> Yo momma so fat, they built Urithiru on top of her Edited August 12, 2012 by lyssie95 4
Shivertongue he/him Posted August 15, 2012 Posted August 15, 2012 [4:44pm] ****Lyrebon joined the chat room. [4:44pm] Shivertongue: I am intrigued by the idea of a secret order of holy clown-assassins. [4:44pm] ****Lyrebon left the chat room. (Client Quit) The timing on this was just perfect. xD 3
Windrunner he/him Posted August 18, 2012 Posted August 18, 2012 A funny coincidence [01:02] <Windrunner17> Breathe lyssie[01:02] <AlyssaW> dowanna
lyssie95 she/her Posted August 18, 2012 Posted August 18, 2012 (edited) This happened in the chatbox of a game of kdice Akiva Kohen: [player] is a dead fellowaeries: <shrugs> the way of the dice panzer is here aeries: I wonder if I can get in the top 3 unlucky rankings again this month Akiva Kohen: is that a book written by Sum Hoo? Akiva Kohen: "The Way of the Dice" lyssie95: too many "the"s lyssie95: The Way of Dice is better ....I don't have any particular reason for suggesting that word pattern. And it is by Brandon Sanderson, not Sum Hoo ^^ Edited August 18, 2012 by lyssie95 2
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