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The Shard of Homicide. 

Every time you kill someone, your powers grow.

The shardholder for this one should definitely be Voldemort. 

 

I thought of some to add to the list:

Shard of Forgetfulness

Shard of Spiders

Shard of Illiteracy

Shard of Tantrums

Shard of Insanity

Shard of Incest

Shard of Mispronunciation 

Shard of Stick

 

Odium clearly shattered the shard of Auto-Correct because so many people hate it.

If a lot of people hated the shard of Auto-Correct wouldn't their hatred for it make Odium stronger, as he is the shard of hatred?

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Odium has been called Gods divine wrath. The original purpose of of Odium (and Ruin) must be to destroy things that must be destroyed, like auto correct. 

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The Shard of Repetition

The Shard of Repetition

The Shard of Repetition

Thats along the lines with my shard of OCD, the more times you check your investiture the more powerful it becomes...

 

 

Also, Shard of Grammar

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Shard of dysentery- Investiture collects in under-cooked, over-spiced, Mexican food... (fecomancy)

 

Shard of Odor- the worse you smell, the greater your magical might...the type of magic you can command is determined by the part of your body the smell is coming from (reekomancy)

 

Shard of slap-stick - investiture empowers you with falling down and making fart noises... (stoogiomancy)

 

Shard of Amnesia - I can't remember how the magic works...and neither can anyone else (forgetomancy)

 

Shard of bestiality - Investiture is found in the genitals of farm animals...(Ickomancy)

 

Shard of fashion- Shard holder bestows investiture upon those who are dressed stylishly...(chicomancy)

 

Shard of sci-fi/ fantasy- magical battles take place on fan page internet forums...investiture takes the form of trivia...(geekomancy)

 

Shard of suicide- all life on this planet has been gone for a long time...

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Shard of 17th Shard: Investiture is reputation. You get magic powers from humor, theories, etc. Kobold King is literally more powerful than God.

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Shard of American University Education: You pay thousands of dollars, move across the country, and allow the Shard to put you through four to eight years of stress-inducing tests, and when you finish, you maybe get powers. If the job market is good. 

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Shard of American University Education: You pay thousands of dollars, move across the country, and allow the Shard to put you through four to eight years of stress-inducing tests, and when you finish, you maybe get powers. If the job market is good. 

not to mention the drinking involved...

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well if funkindofevil is trying to Thread Necro...

Shard of Pizza

Shard of Cheese United

Shard of randomly interrupting serious RPs with stupid posts and getting pushed off buildings

Shard of DA' 'CHOPPA. (The closer you get to it, the more powerful you are )

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Normalcy: you gain power by being ordinary, and lose power the more powerful you are.

Would this be enacted by the shard of Communism?

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Shard of DA' 'CHOPPA. (The closer you get to it, the more powerful you are )

This should be a thing.

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The Shard of Passive Aggressiveness. You only get powers by being really catty about everything.

 

It's like how everyone acted at the Purple Wedding in Game of Thrones ALL THE TIME.

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The Shard of Passive Aggressiveness. You only get powers by being really catty about everything.

easy enough, just give everyone the shelf you accidentally built.(Read the best answer.)

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Would this be enacted by the shard of Communism?

Not how I see it. The shard of communism gives everyone the exact same power. However, Odium splintered the Shard, so it really only works in theory. The splinters of Communism usually end up dictators. (except lennon)

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Would this be enacted by the shard of Communism?

The Shard of Communism was Splintered, and currently spends most of its time bickering with itself.

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The Shard of RAFO - 'nuff said.

A great and terrible Shard, yes. I have devoted myself to its defeat. (Well, not quite, but close enough.)

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Shard of atheism...only grants power to people who don't believe in it...which in turn makes them believe in it...which takes away their powers...

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The Shard of Self-Doubt.

last I heard, it was having a really hard time. Couldn't quite convince itself it was actually a Shard when compared to Shards like Harmony

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Thankfully the Shard of Self-Destruction shattered itself pretty early on. Unfortunately however, it did not do so before fueling a magic system, and, as a result, that world is now full of all-powerfull Emos.

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The Shard of Unattractiveness. The Uglier you are, the more you can Invest.

Oh, and Investiture makes you glow. I don't know what that will do to the attractiveness of someone Ugly.

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