Really Bad Shard Ideas

[KeenBlade]

But just imagine what the world of the shard of memes would be like? Memeborn wield memes against one another in battle, the memesmiths would be busy at work crafting ever more viral memes. The power of memes would come from their hold over the general populace: so long as a meme remains popular and relevant, it holds power, but as they fail to retain attention and elicit a response, they fade away. Consequently, there is a magical arms race at work, as the memesmiths forever seek to outdo one another.

 

Some memes last forever, and dynasties have been built on their power: ever do the Catlords reign supreme.

[Quiver he/him]

"Of all those I have met, Rayse is the most loathsome creature... however, Vashikaran, in many ways, was his equal. We are fortunate that Vashikaran lacked Rayse's cunning; however, I dread the consequances of his "brute force" spam approach, now that he has obtained a shard".

[VindicationKnight he/him]

Sarcasm..

You misspelled Adonalsium there.

[ParadoxicalZen he/him]

Shard of Spambots

Edited July 19, 2015 by ParadoxSpren

[Guest]

Shard of Healing.

Rather than the magic being about healing you the magic is activated when you heal naturally, so practicing the magic would require you to first injure yourself

[KnightGradient]

Shard of Really Cool Trains. You'd get invested whenever you saw a train(it has to be called a train in that society) and think "Golly, that's a really cool train." Those special few train fanatics rule the world...

 

Shard of Coolness. You get invested by walking away from explosions, wearing sunglasses at night, and saying catchy one liners.

 

Shard of Knockoff Brands. Similar to, but not the Shard of Closeness, people get invested whenever they eat Cinnamon Toast Squares. Cerealmancers are all-mighty, and giving them Froot Loops is like poison.

 

Shard of Bad Puns. Whenever people make original jokes that aren't funny, they get invented. The magic revolves around making lightbulbs. 

 

Shard of Sorry That Was Bad. This Shard exists on the same world as the Shard of Bad Puns. Whenever people apologize for their jokes, they get invested. The magic system allows you to go back in time and slap yourself.

[pi_rho_man he/him]

The Shard of Pedanticism: Power is gained only through extraordinary application of pedantry.  Those fully invested shame their opponents by flashing incriminating details.

[Alfa he/him]

Shard of Infinite Catalogs.

Of course you can youse those fancy fireball-spell. You just have to check in Section D/5/XH12a(IV) or probably in... (and the hero was killed by an arrow)

Shard of Ununderstandable Statistics:

There is an approximate 34%-Chance, that your opponent will be grilled, but also about 23%, that a giraffe somewhere on the other side of the world will seek to kill you and also a chance (not affecteb by the others) of around 73% that you will get temporal green rabbit ears.