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Me: It's bigger on the inside!

Mom: Like Hermione's bag in Harry Potter!

Me: ...

Me: Bow ties are cool!

Mom: That's nice.

Me: Bananas are good!

Mom: Yep.

Conclusion: My mom really needs to watch Doctor Who.

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Me: It's bigger on the inside!

Mom: Like Hermione's bag in Harry Potter!

Me: ...

Me: Bow ties are cool!

Mom: That's nice.

Me: Bananas are good!

Mom: Yep.

Conclusion: My mom really needs to watch Doctor Who.

 

Shoulda gone with Fish Fingers and custard instead. The look alone would have been worth x)

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Mistrunner: It's bigger on the inside!


Orlion: Oh, like the succeeding versions of Narnia as they approach the Perfect Platonic Form of Narnia!


Mistrunner: ...

 

Orlion: Wait, sorry... silly me, it's the world of Fairies which is closer to the Perfect Platonic Form, and which a group of select people will occupy when the Fairies leave it for a littler, Bigger world even closer to the Perfect Platonic Form, thus continuing the Tale!

 

Mistrunner: ...

 

Orlion: *Sweating now* Uh...geez, tough audience...erhm... the world of Fantasia? 

 

Mistrunner: ...

 

Orlion: Don't judge me! I know what Time And Relative Dimensions In Space (of course) is!

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Mistrunner: It's bigger on the inside!

Orlion: Oh, like the succeeding versions of Narnia as they approach the Perfect Platonic Form of Narnia!

Mistrunner: ...

 

Orlion: Wait, sorry... silly me, it's the world of Fairies which is closer to the Perfect Platonic Form, and which a group of select people will occupy when the Fairies leave it for a littler, Bigger world even closer to the Perfect Platonic Form, thus continuing the Tale!

 

Mistrunner: ...

 

Orlion: *Sweating now* Uh...geez, tough audience...erhm... the world of Fantasia? 

 

Mistrunner: ...

 

Orlion: Don't judge me! I know what Time And Relative Dimensions In Space (of course) is!

 

Dimension is singular!  No 's' on the end!

 

 

/pedant

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Dimension is singular! No 's' on the end!

/pedant

I was going to say I was refering to the Peter Cushing Doctor Who, but it looks like I may be wrong.

Edit: A-ha! I find it in my Dr Who and the Daleks dvd!

Edited by Orlion
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I was going to say I was refering to the Peter Cushing Doctor Who, but it looks like I may be wrong.

Edit: A-ha! I find it in my Dr Who and the Daleks dvd!

Why do you cite this as canon? It's not. I don't care what anybody says. If they call the Doctor "Dr. Who", it can't be trusted! :ph34r:

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I still need to write a Metal song about Steel Inquisitors... I mean, super powered inquisitors with spikes for eyes, it barely gets more Metal than that.

 

And dont be ridiculous, eye spikes is an improvement to everything with eyes.

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You're welcome. ;)

 

Hee!  Thank you. :)

 

And here's the photographic evidence that it existed:

 

l337.jpg

 

Carry on now, back to business as usual.

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Why do you cite this as canon? It's not. I don't care what anybody says. If they call the Doctor "Dr. Who", it can't be trusted! :ph34r:

I cite it because the thing I quoted is about Doctor Who in the 60s, including William Hartnell, not just Peter Cushing. (Not the video, what came with the DVD, I'll have to take a picture, or something)

 

Besides, if that Paul McGann atrocity is considered cannon, I don't see why this can't be!  :P  ;)

 

Also, I like to think in this dimension, The Doctor experiences a massive tragedy, goes back in time and becomes General Tarkin in order to build a Death Star and wipe our Skaro (which happened to be Alderaan) before it produced the Daleks. :lol:

Edited by Orlion
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Why do you cite this as canon? It's not. I don't care what anybody says. If they call the Doctor "Dr. Who", it can't be trusted! :ph34r:

 

In much of Latin America, he's "Doctor Misterio."

 

(I'm voting 4 "Most Likely To Have Been a Luchador" :ph34r: )

 

(Edit: Hang on, of course it'd be 11.)

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I am teaching my Venture Crew how to fence at our meeting tomorrow. This should be interesting. I borrowed several yardsticks from my chemistry teacher because they are the right length, hopefully no one breaks anything.

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I am teaching my Venture Crew how to fence at our meeting tomorrow. This should be interesting. I borrowed several yardsticks from my chemistry teacher because they are the right length, hopefully no one breaks anything.

You're part of house Venture? :o  Ven would be jealous.  ;)

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You're part of house Venture? :o  Ven would be jealous.  ;)

Not quite, though that would be cool. (Or uncool depending on who is in charge at the moment.)

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Posted

Not quite, though that would be cool. (Or uncool depending on who is in charge at the moment.)

Yeah it would totally suck if Straff had you beaten to see if you would Snap. :P
Posted

Unless you were an aluminium gnat.

 

Kind of makes you wonder how many noble kids really did Snap back then, but nobody had the right metals to test them with.

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Oh, hello Sales Guy. I was about to do my job, but hen you waltzed in with your MALENESS, rendering my skills irrelevant. Thank you for interrupting me in the middle of my answer. The world is a better place now that you have saved it from one more estrogen-laced reply.

Be aware that I will now pointedly ignore you, Sales Guy. If you would rather women be seen and not heard, I see no reason to answer you when you express concern that I am doing my job correctly. <_<

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Oh, hello Sales Guy. I was about to do my job, but hen you waltzed in with your MALENESS, rendering my skills irrelevant. Thank you for interrupting me in the middle of my answer. The world is a better place now that you have saved it from one more estrogen-laced reply.

Be aware that I will now pointedly ignore you, Sales Guy. If you would rather women be seen and not heard, I see no reason to answer you when you express concern that I am doing my job correctly. <_<

Hello Twy, I see the universe is doing its best to annoy you as usual.

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Hello Twy, I see the universe is doing its best to annoy you as usual.

It just bugs me that he's always looking for a chance to upstage me. Seriously, he'll interrupt me pretty frequently to give an answer worse than the one I would've given, and why? What threat do I pose to him? If anything, he's playing a very dangerous game. I control the phones. :ph34r:

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