Le Sigh Posted January 11, 2019 Report Share Posted January 11, 2019 On 1/6/2019 at 6:04 PM, Rekrulmurof Eht said: Questioner: Will Lord Forium return through his champion Le Sigh to destroy the human race? Brandon Sanderson: Sorry to break it to you but no, unfortunately Forium was shattered by Odium right after the shattering of Adonalsium, everything else about the warrior Le Sigh is RAFO. Quote Exactly what evidence do you have that Brandon Sanderson said that? I want you to contact Brandon Sanderson and tell him to come over and tell me that what you said is true, otherwise it is fake news and I won't believe it U_U 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 (edited) There's your proof:@Le Sigh Edited January 16, 2019 by The Forumlurker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Quote Hello? @Le Sigh there's your proof 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Quote (tags don't work in a quote box, I don't think) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted January 19, 2019 Report Share Posted January 19, 2019 Quote Goes online after spending a week offline Goes to 17th Shard webpage out of boredom Casually glances at Forumlurker's post My Reaction: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-----" Ok seriously is that actually legit Send me a link to that i need to know if that is actually legit or if u used MS Paint to put it in (im in denial plz halp meh) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbringer12 he/him Posted January 19, 2019 Report Share Posted January 19, 2019 (edited) @Le Sigh https://wob.coppermind.net Edit: I don't have the link to that specific wob, but you can search for it Edited January 19, 2019 by RubiksCube 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted January 19, 2019 Report Share Posted January 19, 2019 (edited) I promise I don’t use paint or any external software to alter the text. It did give you the reaction I wanted. If you want I’ll PM you the truth Edited January 19, 2019 by The Forumlurker Plz don’t want the truth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted January 19, 2019 Report Share Posted January 19, 2019 Hlep I can't find it @The Forumlurker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 Quote Wow. Impressive work there, Forumlurker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 Quote How dare he lie to me like that. Well, since it is not the true WOB, therefore it is uncanonical and dismissed as fanfiction. Ha-HA! Ok enough capricity. Time to get back to the story. @Silva @The Forumlurker @RubiksCube @Gancho Libre @Dr. Dapper @Daydam Le Sigh stared in shock at the screen of the laptop the Forumlurker had pulled out from behind his back. Then, his lips curled into a sneer. "You fool," the champion said. "You spelled 'realized' with an 's' instead of a 'z'. Brandon Sanderson is a professional writer; he would never spell something as simple as 'realized' wrong. And also, Odium does not exist in this universe, for this is the Capricious Cosmere, not the Canonical Cosmere." The warrior stood. "I have had enough of your drudgery. You have won this day, Knights Awkward. I congratulate you. However, when I return, I will bring an entire army with me to conquer you diddling fools once and for all. And I will return." With that, the champion of Forium let out a tyrannical laugh, and then, channeling some of the Surge of Meta-tation, transported himself away from the Forum to a space where he could plan his next move. All was silent in the keep of the Knights Awkward. Fire crackled; light shown through the broken stained glass of Sanderson fanfic; piles of books lay in piles of ashes that had formerly been books; dark shards of crystal lay about the large boulder from an alternate universe, casting a shadow upon the huge crater next to the fireplace. Suddenly, the large oak doors at the far end of the great hall creaked open, and a young woman stepped forth. She had strawberry blonde hair, light green eyes, and her skin was bronzed from spending too much time in the sunlight. "Oh dear," the woman said, eyes widening at the mess she saw before her. "What happened here? Is this really the great citadel of Fanithiru?" Quote Introducing my newest OC, Kellenna! Also this marks the end of the Le Sigh arc. Now the fandom can go back to being a bunch of silly stuff, as @Mistrunner wished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 Silva just watched the newcomer. With any luck, something would explode soon and all attention would be diverted anyways. Best not to get too attached. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 20 hours ago, Silva said: Wow. Impressive work there, Forumlurker. Quote *bows* Well thank you “Hi there...um...sorry about the mess, this is indeed the temple of Fanithriu do you want to join us in our awkward oaths? *mumbles under breath asking for ANYONE other than him to take care of this because it’s not really his job in the first place* Do you know the words? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 Quote Heh, I should've thought of manually editing the HTML. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 Quote Well, that was cool, but... Why was I pinged? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Are we just going to make this a Out-Of-Character thread or are we continuing with the roleplay stuff? Also, it's been more empty recently and I want to know if it's time for this thread to die. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted January 26, 2019 Report Share Posted January 26, 2019 Quote @Gancho Libre you were pinged because you posted on this thread in recent history, establishing you as a roleplayer and someone that must be pinged every time the RP goes astray, like currently. You also get put on my Christmas card list And @The Forumlurker has got a point. Everyone back to the RP!!!! @Silva @RubiksCube @Dr. Dapper @Daydam "Um, yes, I was indeed wondering if I could join, but I don't know the Oaths," the young woman replied nervously. "I was wondering if you could help me?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 Well, they hadn't blown up yet. That was new. Didn't mean she was going to help out - despite what some people got confused about, she never had sworn the Oaths of the Knights Awkward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba he/him Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 Dapper regarded the new arrival with confusion. "We are without a leader." he said sadly, "For she leaves on long journeys of the spirit " he gestured to Mistrunner "That's her." Dapper turned to the rest of the Knights "Therefore I nominate Forumlurker, of the Order of Forumlurkers as our new leader!" Well done, Dapper, his spren, Jailbreak, whispered, now you can speak the Words "I-I" Dapper stumbled "I will know the pains of my characters, and in doing so make them stronger!" Booklight exploded around him and his characters seemed more solid, somehow, as if they we're closer to being real. Quote I know, I know. But each Knight swears their own Oaths, IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Forumlurker falls prone begins rocking back and forth repeating to himself, “It’s ok Forumlurker. You’re not the center of attention. Someone doesn’t want to put you in charge” Forumlurker begins fading away by harnessing the surge of Reclusiveness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba he/him Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Dapper frowned, just now remembering that the Order of Forumlurkers were traditonally very shy. They were lurkers for Harmony's sake. He sighed, "Anyone else want the position?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor he/him Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 A hazel-eyed Shin youth strode in, robes brushing against the floor. "I know not the ways of leadership, but I do know several other things. Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays." *pauses* "Uhhh, is it all right if I join?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 (edited) "Someone who actually knows the words!" Silva exclaimed. She turned to the woman who had been asking about that. "Go ask her." @Le Sigh Edited January 29, 2019 by Silva 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Quote Ugh... Finnnnneeeeee! @Dr. Dapper I’ll do it... we need someone better than @Mistrunner (no offence) to take care of the oaths.... “Dapper!” Forumlurker shouted, appearing in the very comfortable reading throne. I understand that the classic oaths do not apply to you so, these words are accepted!!!!!! Ahem, person I do not know the name of! I will allow you to join our prestigious guild once I know your name! You never know when it’s a DA member or STICKQUISITION raid! Am I right Silva? Finally you! Kellinaa right? Sorry I’m still learning the surge of Meta-tation. If you wish to join the knights awkward you must speak the sacred oaths: Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. Then, you can join! Somehow Forumlurker gets this all out in a majestic voice before collapsing on the throne and fainting from the embarrassment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba he/him Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Dapper smiled and walked over to the throne, standing next to it. He got bored after a second and started browsing the Powels Books website on his transdiamentional smartphone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor he/him Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 17 hours ago, The Forumlurker said: Ahem, person I do not know the name of! I will allow you to join our prestigious guild once I know your name! You never know when it’s a DA member or STICKQUISITION raid! Am I right Silva? Quote Do I come up with a name, or...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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