The Knights Awkward

[+Ed Venture]

3 minutes ago, Le Sigh said:

He's the guy who's life goal is apparently to make everything difficult for us...his holier-than-thou attitude

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I'm not Happy about it but that's still a little rude...besides can't we post in the meantime?

 

Edited January 4, 2019 by The Forumlurker

[Le Sigh]

19 hours ago, The Forumlurker said:

I'm not Happy about it but that's still a little rude...besides can't we post in the meantime?

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Ok I guess that's fair enough. But still, it pushes my buttons when people bring meta content into a roleplay, and it REALLY pushes my buttons if they then get all huff-and-puff.

I guess we could, but I'm not sure if we should wait to see what Ark has to say before doing it. He's kind of a prick but he seems to be a big person on the sight, so it would be unwise to cross him.

Though I guess I've already crossed him, which makes me unwise

 

[old man moomba he/him]

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Ark? He's okay. I have no clue where he gets all those upvotes, though.

Beta Universe (Retconed) 

Dapper reached into his pack and pulled out a beat up notebook, which he consulted for a second before looking at the fight between Adolin and Dwig. He commanded Dwig to allow Adolin past. The Shardbearer walked up to Dapper, blade held warily. Dapper breathed in, feeling his pack get lighter. He jumped forward, yanked Adolin's helmet off, and placed his hands on the man's temples. He breathed out, somehow pushing Booklight into Adolin. 

Adolin's eyes cleared, and he looked normal again. He turned around and put his helmet back on, settling into Windstance and facing the horde before him. Dapper fell back, a smile on his face. His theory had been correct.

[Le Sigh]

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@Dr. Dapper Just so you know, when Le Sigh was killed/KO'd all of the Sanderson characters disappeared. Although Adolin can stay, because now he's under your control.

Le Sigh was not prompted to talk when the boulder disappeared, or even when a second Daydam fell onto the Forumlurker. Shards of lilac crystal, masonry and bone pierced his skin, and there was an ever-growing puddle of orange ooze beneath his body. It was a very citrus-like orange color, and oddly carbonated; if one of the assembled Knights tried to taste it, it would've tasted a lot like very fizzy orange soda, straight from the bottle. Of course, as all Knights know, orange soda is a deadly instrument of the fell god Forium, and probably wouldn't taste it.

Despite all the injuries shown on Le Sigh, his chest was slowly rising and falling rhythmically. So he was just unconscious, not dead. While Le Sigh's helmet was broken, his long locks of golden hair obscured his face.

[Silva]

10 hours ago, Le Sigh said:

I guess we could, but I'm not sure if we should wait to see what Ark has to say before doing it. He's kind of a prick but he seems to be a big person on the sight, so it would be unwise to cross him.

 

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*laughs* Ark is just Ark. No need to ever be scared of him. (No offense, Ark, but it's true )

7 hours ago, DapperDoc said:

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I have no clue where he gets all those upvotes, though.

 

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I know, right?

Guess he's alive. Silva thought, dumping a bucket of water on his head.

[Mistrunner]

For those wondering why I've been so silent on this thread, it's mostly cause of how it's kinda derailed? I don't really know what's going on anymore to be honest. The guild was originally made as a place to make friends and chat and all that with some light, silly rp as the means by which that could happen, and that's obviously not what it is anymore. I'm not saying that it's bad now, but right now it really isn't something I want to participate in.

I'm still following the thread, so I am reading all the posts, but mostly just to make sure you kids are all getting along. Also, while I'm on that note: please get along. Try not to make big changes without consulting everybody else (which kinda started this whole mess and is what is making people mad), and keep it friendly in here. Remember, this is a wholesome thread. The atmosphere has been getting toxic and I don't like it.

Also, I don't know the rules about this sort of thing, but if you want to get intense with your rp and all that maybe it would be a good idea to make a separate thread in the roleplaying section. If you're gonna be doing all this double universe and involved plotline stuff that might be scaring away casual members, that might be an option for y'all. Somebody should probably check with a mod first cause I'm not sure if that's a thing you can do, but my point stands. This thread's gotten a little scary for the non-serious poster/newcomer.

Edit: Just wanted to add that the whole concept and community of the KA is something I'm very proud of bringing together, and something I really would like to enjoy participating in again. I want to feel the same warmth from the community here that I used to. I don't think that's a complete impossibility, but I am very sad that I've started to feel disconnected from it all. I know I'm rambling a bit, but hopefully y'all understand what I'm trying to say.

Edited January 6, 2019 by Mistrunner

[old man moomba he/him]

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For absolutely no reason whatsoever I did a ton of worldbuilding for this universe. I had quite a few bad (and sometimes funny) ideas that I wanted to try and maybejustalittletinybit use in this world. 

 

[Le Sigh]

10 hours ago, Mistrunner said:

Edit: Just wanted to add that the whole concept and community of the KA is something I'm very proud of bringing together, and something I really would like to enjoy participating in again. I want to feel the same warmth from the community here that I used to. I don't think that's a complete impossibility, but I am very sad that I've started to feel disconnected from it all. I know I'm rambling a bit, but hopefully y'all understand what I'm trying to say.

OOC: Don't worry, the main villain has been defeated, so the happiness will come again  You guys can do whatever you want with Le Sigh but in the end he has been vanquished, Forium has been thwarted and that's the end of the first book (lol jk) But yeah I'm fine if we all go back to being a fun place to hang out and maaaaaaaaaybe just RP a little bit. Also, I'd also like to point out that the Alpha Universe isn't a problem, mainly because the Knights Awkward all died and there's no story except for Alpha Forium going on to destroy the human race. So all the action will be in the Beta Universe, unless someone wants to do some alternate universe travelling and stop Alpha Forium - which could actually be another big plot if we chose to undertake it. Just an idea though.

9 hours ago, DapperDoc said:

For absolutely no reason whatsoever I did a ton of worldbuilding for this universe. I had quite a few bad (and sometimes funny) ideas that I wanted to try and maybejustalittletinybit use in this world. 

OOC: Yeah that's fine too. I kind of did as well; I actually kind of classified some of the various surges, invented a copy of the Shards and Parshendi, and actually gave this thread a big plot! But all plots come to an end, and now we can have a golden age of ideas and fun on this site! (Assuming Ark doesn't send it all to where the sun doesn't shine.) But enough OOC out of me. Time to wrap up this plot.

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Le Sigh awoke to a bucket of water being splashed onto his head.

The Fanshendi champion groaned, raising a shattered gauntlet to cover his eyes from the sunlight streaking through the (mostly shattered) stained glass windows. He attempted to stand up, but promptly fell back down.

"Ow," he said lamely.

Then he looked around. Despite the light, there was still a spot of gloom that struck his face exactly so nobody could make out his facial features. He looked each and every one of the assembled, war-weary Knights Awkward in the eye.

And then he began to laugh. It began in a low chuckle and grew to first a hearty laugh, and then a maniacal cackle. He roared with nigh-insane glee, slapping his knee, rolling around on the ground.

And all the while, he was saying, "Fools! You fools! You don't know what you have gotten yourselves into! You all will die! Forium will come! He will come! Ahahahahaha!!!"

And he would continue to cackle and roar until one of the Knights would decide what to do with him.

[+Ed Venture]

“Sorry to break it to you Le Sigh, but I searched the Coppermind and all of Arcanium and came up with this,” and by combining his two surges he formed something that could only be created with intense searching, time, effort, and meta-gaming, a WOB...

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Questioner:

Will Lord Forium return through his champion Le Sigh to destroy the human race?

Brandon Sanderson:

Sorry to break it to you but no, unfortunately Forium was shattered by Odium right after the shattering of Adonalsium, everything else about the warrior Le Sigh is RAFO.

 

[old man moomba he/him]

Dapper walked over, with Dwig following and nodded to Dwig. The Twinborn smacked Le Sigh on the head with his Shardblade. Dapper smirked. 

"Well, I'm off to create a much more intense roleplay based on this thread do stuff. Although I might stay here."

Edited January 6, 2019 by Reppad .Rd

[Le Sigh]

On 1/6/2019 at 6:04 PM, Rekrulmurof Eht said:

Questioner:

Will Lord Forium return through his champion Le Sigh to destroy the human race?

Brandon Sanderson:

Sorry to break it to you but no, unfortunately Forium was shattered by Odium right after the shattering of Adonalsium, everything else about the warrior Le Sigh is RAFO.

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Exactly what evidence do you have that Brandon Sanderson said that?

I want you to contact Brandon Sanderson and tell him to come over and tell me that what you said is true, otherwise it is fake news and I won't believe it U_U

 

[+Ed Venture]

There's your proof:@Le Sigh

Edited January 16, 2019 by The Forumlurker

[+Ed Venture]

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Hello? @Le Sigh there's your proof

 

 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

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(tags don't work in a quote box, I don't think)

 

[Le Sigh]

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Goes online after spending a week offline

Goes to 17th Shard webpage out of boredom

Casually glances at Forumlurker's post

My Reaction: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-----"

Ok seriously is that actually legit

Send me a link to that i need to know if that is actually legit or if u used MS Paint to put it in

(im in denial plz halp meh)

 

[Dustbringer12 he/him]

@Le Sigh

https://wob.coppermind.net

Edit: I don't have the link to that specific wob, but you can search for it

Edited January 19, 2019 by RubiksCube

[+Ed Venture]

I promise I don’t use paint or any external software to alter the text. It did give you the reaction I wanted. If you want I’ll PM you the truth

Edited January 19, 2019 by The Forumlurker
Plz don’t want the truth

[Le Sigh]

Hlep I can't find it

 

@The Forumlurker

[Silva]

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Wow. Impressive work there, Forumlurker.

 

[Le Sigh]

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How dare he lie to me like that. Well, since it is not the true WOB, therefore it is uncanonical and dismissed as fanfiction.

Ha-HA!

Ok enough capricity. Time to get back to the story.

@Silva @The Forumlurker @RubiksCube @Gancho Libre @Dr. Dapper @Daydam

Le Sigh stared in shock at the screen of the laptop the Forumlurker had pulled out from behind his back. Then, his lips curled into a sneer.

"You fool," the champion said. "You spelled 'realized' with an 's' instead of a 'z'. Brandon Sanderson is a professional writer; he would never spell something as simple as 'realized' wrong. And also, Odium does not exist in this universe, for this is the Capricious Cosmere, not the Canonical Cosmere."

The warrior stood. "I have had enough of your drudgery. You have won this day, Knights Awkward. I congratulate you. However, when I return, I will bring an entire army with me to conquer you diddling fools once and for all. And I will return."

With that, the champion of Forium let out a tyrannical laugh, and then, channeling some of the Surge of Meta-tation, transported himself away from the Forum to a space where he could plan his next move.

All was silent in the keep of the Knights Awkward. Fire crackled; light shown through the broken stained glass of Sanderson fanfic; piles of books lay in piles of ashes that had formerly been books; dark shards of crystal lay about the large boulder from an alternate universe, casting a shadow upon the huge crater next to the fireplace.

Suddenly, the large oak doors at the far end of the great hall creaked open, and a young woman stepped forth. She had strawberry blonde hair, light green eyes, and her skin was bronzed from spending too much time in the sunlight.

"Oh dear," the woman said, eyes widening at the mess she saw before her. "What happened here? Is this really the great citadel of Fanithiru?"

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Introducing my newest OC, Kellenna!

Also this marks the end of the Le Sigh arc. Now the fandom can go back to being a bunch of silly stuff, as @Mistrunner wished.

 

[Silva]

Silva just watched the newcomer. With any luck, something would explode soon and all attention would be diverted anyways. Best not to get too attached.

[+Ed Venture]

20 hours ago, Silva said:

Wow. Impressive work there, Forumlurker.

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*bows* Well thank you

“Hi there...um...sorry about the mess, this is indeed the temple of Fanithriu do you want to join us in our awkward oaths?

*mumbles under breath asking for ANYONE other than him to take care of this because it’s not really his job in the first place*

Do you know the words?

[Kidpen he/him]

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Heh, I should've thought of manually editing the HTML.

 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

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Well, that was cool, but...

Why was I pinged?

 

[+Ed Venture]

Are we just going to make this a Out-Of-Character thread or are we continuing with the roleplay stuff? Also, it's been more empty recently and I want to know if it's time for this thread to die.