The Knights Awkward

[Pikachu she/her]

Alright what did I miss?

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

Magical root beer safes and a couple of bad chemistry jokes. And me.

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Alright what did I miss?

Lots. I have Some safes of Emergency Root Beer, and i also have a drawing of myself. Just in case you don't know what i look like

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Alright what did I miss?

"And Carola and Alomantist were actually . . ." Maggie pales and goes down to a whisper. "flirting." Edited March 1, 2016 by The Honor Spren

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

"They were doing it through bad chemistry jokes too!" Nashan chimes in

[CarolaDavar she/her]

"Al..." Carola blushes, "Used an interesting way to call me sweet."

quick, change the subject!!!

"Um... NAyone want root beer?"

[BramFinem he/him]

The doors fly open, and a shadowy figure strikes a pose. After a few seconds of awkward silence, they sag slightly and begin to walk inside. Immediately, a flash of lightning illuminates the room, and he desperatly tries to resume his pose, but he is too late.

"Sigh"

"Hello, there people I don't know and the two I vaguely remember. I have finally returned from my long trip. I have gone to the far reaches of the land...s bookstores, and constricted a set of statistics for each and every character mentioned by name in a Cosmere story based on the Mistborn Adventure Game! I assume that the rest of you have been similarly productive?"

[Curious Anamaximder he/him]

The doors fly open, and a shadowy figure strikes a pose. After a few seconds of awkward silence, they sag slightly and begin to walk inside. Immediately, a flash of lightning illuminates the room, and he desperatly tries to resume his pose, but he is too late.

"Sigh"

"Hello, there people I don't know and the two I vaguely remember. I have finally returned from my long trip. I have gone to the far reaches of the land...s bookstores, and constricted a set of statistics for each and every character mentioned by name in a Cosmere story based on the Mistborn Adventure Game! I assume that the rest of you have been similarly productive?"

Ven yelps and hides behind a couch. He holds a bookie like a shuriken, and has a Cosmere star chart in the other hand.

[CarolaDavar she/her]

The doors fly open, and a shadowy figure strikes a pose. After a few seconds of awkward silence, they sag slightly and begin to walk inside. Immediately, a flash of lightning illuminates the room, and he desperatly tries to resume his pose, but he is too late.

"Sigh"

"Hello, there people I don't know and the two I vaguely remember. I have finally returned from my long trip. I have gone to the far reaches of the land...s bookstores, and constricted a set of statistics for each and every character mentioned by name in a Cosmere story based on the Mistborn Adventure Game! I assume that the rest of you have been similarly productive?"

Sup, man. . . Want some Root Beer?

[BramFinem he/him]

Sup, man. . . Want some Root Beer?

BramFinem looks at this odd beverage suspiciously.

"Root? As in... Square root? No no no, please keep your strange beverages to yourself. Now, I realised that in my haste to begin my quest, I forgot to actually do anything. Still, it warms my heart to see people actually swearing to the Order or Rolesmiths, I thought I was alone. Happy writing to you all!

[Kynedath]

A new friend! Oh how good it is to meet another role smith! It is good to know that I am not the only one who is reminded of mathematics when confronted by an altered alcoholic beverage.

[BramFinem he/him]

A new friend! Oh how good it is to meet another role smith! It is good to know that I am not the only one who is reminded of mathematics when confronted by an altered alcoholic beverage.

"Well met! Now, I never actually asked if we get awkward swords from this! I like swords... Very much."

[Sunbird she/her]

Sunbird cocks her head as she considers BramFinem's idea. "I think awkward swords would be a great idea!" she chimes in. Then a worried expression crosses her face and she adds, "As long as we're not so awkward that we end up mutilating each other by accident..."

[BramFinem he/him]

Sunbird cocks her head as she considers BramFinem's idea. "I think awkward swords would be a great idea!" she chimes in. Then a worried expression crosses her face and she adds, "As long as we're not so awkward that we end up mutilating each other by accident..."

"I agree... But, I think it is right to assume that we have a large number of wonderfully nerdy members, so either the swords will end up mounted on our walls or, as I'm my case, we spent so much time obsessing over the Glorious Knights Radiant that we took sword fighting lessons!"

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

"I like swords!" Nashan calls out of nowhere "That sounds like a great idea!"

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Like... AwkwardBlades!!! Invested with Booklight!!

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

Booklight? Do we only get that by tossing books around the room to make a bookstorm?

[Kynedath]

Kynedath starts mumbling to himself in the corner. "The Everseries comes. The Everseries comes. The Everseries comes. The Everseries comes. The Everseries comes. The Everseries comes. The Everseries comes. The Everseries comes. The Everseries comes. The Everseries comes! THE EVERSERIES COMES!!!"

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Maggie scrunches her eyebrows. "But . . . We already do have awkward blades. Granted, most of us prefer them in the form of bookmarks, or pens, or spoons, but we do have them.

"Opal! Come here!"

Maggie's Fairy-like Spren zips over, as a golden blade, with green vines running up the sides, appears in Maggie's hands.

Edited March 10, 2016 by The Honor Spren

[BramFinem he/him]

Well... We could call them something along the lines of Shyblades! Rather than cutting through the spirit, it cuts a person's social life away!

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

"I like this idea. Blades that cut social lives. So basically useless on me."

[Amrynn he/him]

Amrynn was listening to everything with half an ear, finally getting to Bands of Mourning after foolishly beginning The Wheel of Time right before its release date. Upon hearing talk of these so-called Shyblades, he perked up and stood.

"Ha! Finally a weapon with no effect on me!" He exclaimed. "Fi!" His spren fluttered in front of him and took the form of a sword with a notched purple hilt and a triangular symbol on the blade. "We will ride into battle, though we will probably ride separately for the sake of our introverted nature! We will-" He stopped suddenly, turning back to see his book, unfinished where he sat. He looked beyond the single volume to see the entirety of The Wheel of Time series staring him down, challenging him. "We may ride, but we will probably do so later. I have quite the reading list to tackle."

[CarolaDavar she/her]

"Yes. Haven't you noticed the Bookstorms that happen every weekend? I get LOTS of booklight, so i can use my BOOKBINDING!!!!" Carola danced around.

"THerefore, Awkward Blades have no effect on any of us here at the Knights Awkward. Man, awkward is Storming hard to spell."

[BramFinem he/him]

"Yay! Finally, I am able to be useful!"

He holds out his hand."Arinn?"

His spren flies up to him, and stands with his arms crossed.

"Oh, so NOW you call me. I've been completely ignored these past few days! You could have taken a break from rereading Mistborn to eat, or sleep or actually talk to me!"

Looking chagrined, BramFinem apologises. "Sorry... You wanna try making a Shyblade?"

Arinn looks intrigued, and begins to glow. After ten nervous heartbeats, a silver sword set with rubies floats into his hand.

"Yes! Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod I have another sword! Silvermind, come look at this!"

He pulls out a similarly silver sword, this is one set with sapphires.

*Yes, very impressive, but you need to remember to study for the Psychology assessment.*

"Crap, thanks Silvermind! Goodbye all!"

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

"Wait a minute, I have a spren?" Nashan yelps as a tiny figure appears.

"Well of course you have a spren, if you pulled you face out of a book you'd notice that I've been trying to get your attention for weeks!"

"Oh." Is all Nashan says. "Can you be an awkwardblade?" The awkwardspren sighs, and suddenly a glowing green blade appears in Nashan's hand.

"Sweet!" He yells and proceeds to almost drop it. "This is awesome-, no, awkward, no, uh, awkw-esome.... I'll work on that one some more."