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Ally looks up from her writing, and states with full certanty

"Our surges make unicorns happy, and makes sugar appear, and illusions, and pulling, and bonding, and... Wait, what's a unicorn?"

She looks at everyone with a confused expression on her face.

  • 2 weeks later...
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I humbly request to become a Knight Awkward as a rolesmith.

 

Books before friends.

17th Shard before the real world.

Release dates before birthdays.

Edited by Kynedath
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I humbly request to become a Knight Awkward as a rolesmith.

Books before friends.

17th Shard before the real world.

Release dates before birthdays.

Mistrunner dashes back up to her throne, slapping what she thinks is a crown on her head. She soon realizes that she does not, in fact, own a crown, and as such the can of refried beans slipped off her head and onto the ground.

"Welcome, Kynedath, to the Grand and Elite Order of the Knights Awkward!" she says, waving her hands regally (ish). "Please ignore Warriormark, it's been a long time since he learned table manners." She shoots him a look.

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Mistrunner dashes back up to her throne, slapping what she thinks is a crown on her head. She soon realizes that she does not, in fact, own a crown, and as such the can of refried beans slipped off her head and onto the ground.

"Welcome, Kynedath, to the Grand and Elite Order of the Knights Awkward!" she says, waving her hands regally (ish). "Please ignore Warriormark, it's been a long time since he learned table manners." She shoots him a look.

"It is quite alright. I have known many others with much worse manners than Warriormark." Kynedath Silently questions his sanity for joining these people. "I am honoured to be welcomed so fervently."

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"Well, I'm not sure that I can top Warriormark's welcome," Amrynn said to Kynedath. "But I welcome you into our ranks with open arms."

Fi, Amrynn's spren, flittered over to Kynedath and circled his head, looking the newcomer over. "Hmm. I think I like you!" Fi said, perking up. "Nice to meet you!" She said, outstretching her miniature hand for him to shake, but got distracted by something in the distance and flew off before she could properly shake Kynedath's hand.

"Excuse her." Amrynn apologized. "Her attention span is nearly nonexistent."

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Maggie looks up from trying (unsuccessfully) to stick a glove onto her left hand. The fingers were just too short.

She narrows her eyes. Fi was so different on the video game. What happened to them?

"Welcome, Kydenath!, I'm gonna guess you read through our lovely thread before joining, so would you like a bookie? This one's--"

Maggie's face turns green as she gags. "Never mind, that's a Straff Venture." She pauses to shudder. "I've never tasted something that bad in my entire life."

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Stormgate just sits in the corner, gives himself a facepalm at Warriormark's behavior, muttering to himself about storming Quipsmiths, and goes back to his theories.

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Kynedath quickly glances up from his book, noticing the newcomer. Turning back to the dusty tome he was reading, he mutters:

"Here comes another one, sacrificing their soul for this group of insanities."

 

Would you like me to help you welcome them?

 

Kynedath, you probably should go and welcome them.

 

"Fine, you guys are probably right."

 

Kynedath closes his book, stand's up from his recliner and begins to walk towards the newcomer whilst mentally preparing himself for the inevitably awkward conversation that will ensue. 

 

"Greetings Carola, I am Kynedath, The italics is my sentient sword Voidwraith and the Bold is my quiet yet analytical spren Seznith. Please be aware that by accepting entrance into this group of misfits and anti-social personalities, you risk being driven insane and bombarded by offerings of bookies. I do not currently have the power to accept you into our ranks but I welcome you with open arms."

 

After the very hurried speech and silent stares that followed, Kynedath quickly turns and makes his way back to the recliner he was in to begin with.

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Without looking back up from his book, Kynedath motions to his sword.

 

The one who first welcomed us officially was Mistrunner. Kynedath thinks that she has some sort of nervous tick since she keeps reaching to the top of her head as if her hat was out of place.

 

"This place has been fairly quiet lately, but Mistrunner was on just yesterday. I would suggest waiting for a day or two to see if anyone else notices you."

 

If that doesn't work, then you could always just send a PM their way.

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Ahhhh... I Love the smell of crossGuilding in the evening.

 

There's a smell?

 

yes, my good sword, yes there is...

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Okay, for now I'll just sit and study this brick- I mean book while I wait."

Carola sat down and began reading Words if Radiance

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Mistrunner skids into the room, jerked back for a second by headphones. She picks herself up and takes them off. "Sorrysorrysorry I'm always late, aren't I? I was listening to Owl City... and... muffins..." She clears her throat and goes to sit on her throne that's covered in books. "Your petition to join the Knights Awkward is accepted. Say the Words, and. Um." She waves a hand in Carol's general direction. "Sorry, this is even more awkward than usual." Mistrunner again tries to adjust her crown. As always, it doesn't exist.

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Mistrunner skids into the room, jerked back for a second by headphones. She picks herself up and takes them off. "Sorrysorrysorry I'm always late, aren't I? I was listening to Owl City... and... muffins..." She clears her throat and goes to sit on her throne that's covered in books. "Your petition to join the Knights Awkward is accepted. Say the Words, and. Um." She waves a hand in Carol's general direction. "Sorry, this is even more awkward than usual." Mistrunner again tries to adjust her crown. As always, it doesn't exist.

oh that's great! I'm just finished studying my brick- i mean book. 

"Books before friends, 17th shard before the real world, release dates before birthdays"

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Out from the shadows, Ripple stepped forward into the light of the Knights Awkward. 

 

"Excuse me, but may I unite with those who are like me, awkward?" she spoke, her voice near to a whisper.

 

"Books before friends.

17th Shard before the real world.

Release dates before birthdays."

 

Ripple just kept standing there, unsure of what to do. Maybe they just didn't hear her the first time?

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Kynedath looked up to check the time and was startled by a figure standing in the shadows. He wondered how he hadn't noticed as he had walked in. Were they simply lurking in the shadows as a source of entertainment? He didn't know. Anything seemed possible with this group. He decided to find out.

 

"Hello friend. Why are you standing there alone?"

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Mistrunner does a triple facepalm. "I'm so, so sorry. I'm terrible at this punctuality thing. Your Words are accepted." She offers a tray of bookie and a crown as offerings of reconciliation.

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Kynedath expeditiously locates a bookmark, places it in his book, puts the book on the table, gets up, walks over to the offered tray of bookies, takes two of them, turns around, walks back to his recliner, places his two bookies beside his book, picks up his book, opens it, takes the bookmark out, begins reading again, leans over to pick up a bookie, takes a bite out of it and immediately sighs with pleasure.

 

"Storming LOVE Raoden!"

 

Can I help you enjoy it more?

 

"Yes, stop talking while I'm eating."

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if you don't mind me asking, what is a bookie?

Mistrunner grins. "A portmanteau of book and cookie! Each type represents a different character. Just be careful, I think a couple Sadeas bookies crept into this last batch."

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Carola carefully searches her bookies beforeally munching some. Mmmm..... these are good. Who'should this? Renarin? He's my favorite

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