You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[+Ark1002]

When you have been on the shard everyday you have internet access this summer. (All but seven)

[AonEne he/him]

When you read the words "Ink is expensive" and you wonder what exactly Apollyon was trying to hire Inklingspren to do. (Literally my first thought )

[Apollyon he/him]

*stage whisper*

Psst... it totally wasn’t to assassinate you... 

*stage whisper again*

@Inklingspren, how much you charge?

[Ink he/him]

16 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

*stage whisper*

Psst... it totally wasn’t to assassinate you... 

*stage whisper again*

@Inklingspren, how much you charge?

Hmm... do you have any of Crusty Sean's tickets? I would KILL *wink wink* for some of that Galactic Shwaffle.

[Apollyon he/him]

2 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

Hmm... do you have any of Crusty Sean's tickets? I would KILL *wink wink* for some of that Galactic Shwaffle.

Nah. I can give you almost anything else though. Name your price. *wink*

[Ink he/him]

Anything, @Apollyon? What about 

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A bead of Lerasium?

 

 

 

 

 

[+Ark1002]

I missed something, didn't I?

[Apollyon he/him]

Sure, sure. I got plenty of those. *hands over bead of metal that totally isn't just aluminum*

[Ink he/him]

*glares at @Apollyon* How about something reasonable? A Shardblade or Plate. I dont care which. And no Half-shards. Breaths to at least the 5th heightening would work as well.

Edited August 8, 2018 by Inklingspren

[Apollyon he/him]

Fine... *gives over one of the many Shardblades he owns, despite being a Radiant* 

That wasn't Alleyverse Canon, all.

[Ashspren]

 

Ink: *clutches Shardblade* *tiptoes out quietly* *whispers* I was never here...

[Ink he/him]

2 hours ago, Ashspren said:

 

Ink: *clutches Shardblade* *tiptoes out quietly* *whispers* I was never here...

*goes looking for @AonEne, because @Apollyon wants him to*

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You know me so well

 

[Ashspren]

YKYAS when you buy tomato sauce when you see Sanderson references on the labels...

The Elantrians are applauding for me... somewhere...

[Rebecca she/her]

 

8 hours ago, Ashspren said:

YKYAS when you buy tomato sauce when you see Sanderson references on the labels...

The Elantrians are applauding for me... somewhere...

I read RAO as RAFO.

Edited August 9, 2018 by Rebecca

[Ishar]

You know your a Sanderfan when your friend gets 16¢ in change and your first thought is "That's the number of shards there are."

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

16 minutes ago, Ishar said:

You know your a Sanderfan when your friend gets 16¢ in change and your first thought is "That's the number of shards there are."

And the number of metals in Allomancy!

[Undead Wookiee]

23 minutes ago, Wyndlerunner said:

And the number of metals in Allomancy!

and the number of the types of mistings

[Ishar]

26 minutes ago, Wyndlerunner said:

And the number of metals in Allomancy!

2 minutes ago, Undead Wookiee said:

and the number of the types of mistings

Those thought's were there too, although, technically there are more mistings because Atium Mistings. Now I am starting to wonder if there are any lerasium mistings.

 

[AonEne he/him]

When you see the words ashspren and mistspren, and it just looks wrong to you that they aren't capitalized. Although that's more of a 'you know you're a Sharder when'.

[Undead Wookiee]

1 minute ago, Ishar said:

Those thought's were there too, although, technically there are more mistings because Atium Mistings. Now I am starting to wonder if there are any lerasium mistings.

 

I thought Atium was in the base 16 metals - since 16% got sick/died - and 1 in 16 got sick longer and those were the Atium Mistings.

[Undead Wookiee]

Just now, AonEne said:

When you see the words ashspren and mistspren, and it just looks wrong to you that they aren't capitalized. Although that's more of a 'you know you're a Sharder when'.

but I am my own type of spren

[Ashspren]

37 minutes ago, AonEne said:

When you see the words ashspren and mistspren, and it just looks wrong to you that they aren't capitalized. Although that's more of a 'you know you're a Sharder when'.

I feel flattered now. 

See, @Ishar? MORE THAN JUST A PIECE OF INVESTITURE GIVEN CONSCIENCE. I GET CAPITALIZED.

Sorry, inside joke from the Sanderson memes thread...

Also, YKYAS when you think that Ruin will speak to you every time you wear earrings. 

Also, I got a friend earrings for their birthday, and totally didn’t laugh evilly as they tried the earrings on... totally...

Edited August 9, 2018 by Ashspren

[Rebecca she/her]

When you have this as your phone’s lock screen:

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[Apollyon he/him]

YKYASFW school just started and their reviewing dress codes and you’re appalled when the women don’t have to cover their safehands...

Also, when you get upset that men still have to learn to read...

*stage whisper*

@Inklingspren, just tell me when you can get the job done... Ene needs to die...

[AonEne he/him]

25 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

*stage whisper*

@Inklingspren, just tell me when you can get the job done... Ene needs to die...

Why exactly do you want to kill me, again? Is it because of Safire? You want her all to yourself?!?!?!? @Zath! Where did you get your lawyers? Help!