You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Nathrangking he/him]

9 minutes ago, Taliax said:

Alternatively, if you're a Lightweaver:

"What am I? I'm terrified about finals."

Alternatively if you are a Lightweaver and your truth is... you know that test yesterday... well I cheated.

[Taliax none (name only)]

3 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

Alternatively if you are a Lightweaver and your truth is... you know that test yesterday... well I cheated.

Lies. Delicious lies. All the Honorspren are shaking their heads right now.

For that matter, you know you're a Sanderfan when you don't cheat, for fear of offending any Honorspren who might attempt to bond with you.

[Calderis he/him]

5 minutes ago, Taliax said:

For that matter, you know you're a Sanderfan when you don't cheat, for fear of offending any Honorspren who might attempt to bond with you.

Honorspren are too restrictive. I'd rather get an inkspren. I think I'm probably to emotional though. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you watch the court room scene from a few good men and think "well someone here is not a lightweaver".

[Taliax none (name only)]

36 minutes ago, Calderis said:

Honorspren are too restrictive. I'd rather get an inkspren. I think I'm probably to emotional though. 

Are those the ones for Elsecallers? I don't quite remember. I just think Windrunners are awesome

[Calderis he/him]

6 minutes ago, Taliax said:

Are those the ones for Elsecallers? I don't quite remember. I just think Windrunners are awesome

Yeah, ivory is an inkspren 

[Rebecca she/her]

This is more of a 17th shard fan thing but I'll put it here anyway......

When you see that the total number of members is in the 17 thousands, and you get all excited about it.

[Nathrangking he/him]

A sign from on high that we are on the right track. 

You know that you are a sanderfan when you try to figure out the composition of your car so that you can forge it.

[Serce Forts]

Worldhopper Sighting:

Spoiler

 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you WANT to write a book report on tWoK.

Or when it's the first day of school and this is what goes through your head before you leave: "Well, I'm bringing the two books I'm reading, plus some pencils and stuff, and I have a ton more room! Hmmm....... Eh, might as well add tWoK and WoR."

Edited August 14, 2017 by Tesh

[Nathrangking he/him]

20 minutes ago, Tesh said:

When you WANT to write a book report on tWoK.

Alternatively when you feel the need to write a book report on tWoK

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Just now, Nathrangking said:

Alternatively when you feel the need to write a book report on tWoK

And we are actually going to do book reports this year! I'm definitely going to do it by the way.

[King Cole he/him]

3 minutes ago, Tesh said:

And we are actually going to do book reports this year! I'm definitely going to do it by the way.

When you've done 8 book reports on his books

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Just now, King Cole said:

When you've done 8 book reports on his books

LUCKY!!! Which ones?

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you have not written any book reports, but you wish that you had known about him when you had the chance to do so.

[King Cole he/him]

Just now, Tesh said:

LUCKY!!! Which ones?

Mistborn 1-3

Stormlight archive

Rithmatists

Elantris

Warbreaker

White Sands

I also did a powerpoint presentation on all of them

[Nathrangking he/him]

@King Cole that is an impressive list. When you can say that you know these books well enough to create presentations is when you know that you are a sanderfan.

[Necessary Eagle she/her]

You stay at a hotel with parrots, and you keep mentally referring to them as "Jeksonofnone".

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you refer to the homework you get on the FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL as the first desolation.

2 hours ago, King Cole said:

Mistborn 1-3

Stormlight archive

Rithmatists

Elantris

Warbreaker

White Sands

I also did a powerpoint presentation on all of them

I. Am. Going. To. Do. This.

But then, I wouldn't want to spoil anything, after all, my English teacher really likes stuff like Harry Potter, stuff like that.

When you go crazy when you find out your accelerated math teacher has read Steelheart  and Firefight, and you tell him he can borrow your copy of Calamity, and you swear that you will convert him to the Cosmere. The Reconers is the first step. 

Also, I think my social studies teacher likes me just because I had tEotW on my desk... Today was an interesting first day back...

Platypus in a mistcloak! 

[Nathrangking he/him]

when you name your speech professor the announcer.

[Ammanas]

Whenever you challenge multiple opponents to a fight you always specify that your single opponent can pick one other for a combined total of two. Just so there is no confusion on the matter...

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you loose internet connection and you check to see if it has come back every five seconds so you can check the shard before you go to bed. We have really bad WiFi.

[Sami she/her]

When you spend your free time on the Shard scrolling up old messages and going "Where is everyone!?!"

[Draginon he/him]

When people say hello and you tell them not to cuss. (Haven't done this but I'm sure someone has)

[Sparkrunner he/him]

I do this. All the time.

"Hell-"

"You shouldn't swear, sir!"

"-o"