Sanderson Memes

[Sadspren she/her]

On 2018-10-03 at 1:53 PM, Leyrann said:

In the shredder with the other 90k words Brandon cut out.

I can’t imagine how swole I would be after carrying that monster around for a month 

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

I have a few memes for y'all. 

On an unrelated note:

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[+Ravioli]

[Ashspren]

I’m sorry, this was from, like, over a month ago, but I had to...

On 9/9/2018 at 3:05 PM, Szmit said:

Hi everyone. I’m here. I guess that worked.

[Ashertliden]

Edited October 13, 2018 by Kal-Eldin

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

To start this batch of memes, a nice relatable pair:

Stormlight meme(s):

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[Bacon]

[Ashertliden]

The Cake, on the other hand, is an alternative fact.

Edited October 21, 2018 by Kal-Eldin

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

On 6/29/2015 at 1:50 PM, Slowswift said:

Apologies if these have been made before, I just didn't want to wade through 30+ pages.

and now, we have over 100, but I'm still going through them all. 

and, as while I'm posting:

[+Ark1002]

My summary of the current SE game.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Vin when Human shows her how new Koloss are created: 

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[Podman]

She's back.

And she's brought the ponies.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

2 hours ago, Podman36 said:

She's back.

And she's brought the ponies.

 

[Sadspren she/her]

Everyone on roshar constantly 

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[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

Found this image on Facebook, couldn't resist:

Also, I also found this on Facebook:

Edited October 27, 2018 by Aon Sheo

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

David begging asking Prof to let him join the Reckoners: 

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[Wyndlerunner he/him]

Not a traditional meme persay, but here we go 

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Anakin Skywalker as a Sand Master

 

[Pagliacci he/him]

Elend: I don't like ash. It's rough and course, and it stains everything.

Edited October 28, 2018 by Pagliacci

[+Ark1002]

Kelsier: I'm god. People worship me, and I survived death.

Harmony: *Has two shards*

Moash:

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Vin:

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Edited October 29, 2018 by Ark1002

[Pagerunner he/him]

Pagerunner asked Brandon a question in an AMA on a Sunday. As he eagerly awaited the answer, Brandon told him, "I will reply to your question some day this week. But I will not tell you on which day I will reply, so when I do, it will come as a complete surprise to you."

Pagerunner began to ponder what Brandon had said. If Saturday arrived, and Brandon had not yet answered his question, then he would know that Brandon could only reply later that Saturday, and the answer would not come as a surprise to him. Therefore, Pagerunner knew that Brandon would not respond to him on Saturday.

But if Friday arrived, then there would only be two days left for Brandon to reply. Having already eliminated Saturday as a possibility, then he would know that Brandon could only reply later that Friday, and the answer would not come as a surprise to him. Therefore, Pagerunner knew that Brandon would not respond to him on Friday.

In a similar fashion, Pagerunner eliminated Thursday, then Wednesday, then Tuesday, then Monday, and last of all Sunday. With no days remaining where Brandon could answer his question, Pagerunner dejectedly closed out of the AMA, saddened that he would never receive his answer.

And on Wednesday, when Brandon replied to Pagerunner's question, it came as a complete surprise to him.

[Podman]

1 hour ago, Pagerunner said:

Pagerunner asked Brandon a question in an AMA on a Sunday. As he eagerly awaited the answer, Brandon told him, "I will reply to your question some day this week. But I will not tell you on which day I will reply, so when I do, it will come as a complete surprise to you."

Pagerunner began to ponder what Brandon had said. If Saturday arrived, and Brandon had not yet answered his question, then he would know that Brandon could only reply later that Saturday, and the answer would not come as a surprise to him. Therefore, Pagerunner knew that Brandon would not respond to him on Saturday.

But if Friday arrived, then there would only be two days left for Brandon to reply. Having already eliminated Saturday as a possibility, then he would know that Brandon could only reply later that Friday, and the answer would not come as a surprise to him. Therefore, Pagerunner knew that Brandon would not respond to him on Friday.

In a similar fashion, Pagerunner eliminated Thursday, then Wednesday, then Tuesday, then Monday, and last of all Sunday. With no days remaining where Brandon could answer his question, Pagerunner dejectedly closed out of the AMA, saddened that he would never receive his answer.

And on Wednesday, when Brandon replied to Pagerunner's question, it came as a complete surprise to him.

It's posts like this that tempt me to create alt accounts for maximum upvoting power.

[Gray to he/him]

[Orion the Hunter he/him]

Not sure if this has been posted here, but I was reminded of it by @Pagliacci.

[Pagliacci he/him]

 

Did you ever hear the tragedy of the Lord Ruler? 
I thought not. It's not a story the Terris would tell you. It's a Sliver legend. The Lord Ruler was a Sliver of Infinity, so powerful and so wise he could use his fullborn powers to influence atium to preserve life… He had such a knowledge of hemalurgy, he could even keep the ones he found useful from dying. 
Hemalurgy is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. 
He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, his enemy The Survivor taught his apprentice everything he knew, then the apprentice killed the Lord Ruler. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

@Pagliacci That is frickin awesome and needs all the upvotes.

Also:

IGNITE THEM

And we love him for it.

This is all of us, I reckon.

Also, I can't resist inserting this last one...