Sanderson Memes

[A Secret Corner he/him]

Sorry, can't actually make the memes right now, only write them, then later right them.

*Car Salesman* Slaps the top of Roshar:

 This bad boy can fit so many Secret Societies in it!

 

*Car Salesman* Slaps top of Mistborn Trilogy:

This bad boy can fit so many important tiny details in it.

[goody153]

*Car Salesman* Slaps top of Brandon Sanderson

This bad boy can fit so many chekov's gun in his books.

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

*Car Salesmen* slaps Kelsier. 

"This bad boy can make so many religions about himself while simultaneously saving entire civilizations." 

[AonEne he/him]

Another car salesman walks over and slaps his friend for no reason.

Because car salesmen are apparently really prone to slapping things and people, even if those things are entire nations (or intangible) and the people could kill them in a heartbeat.

That's the REAL joke here. How do they do it?

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

I'm guessing that Kelsier is taller than him, and pretty angry right now, because he's Kelsier. 

[A Secret Corner he/him]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

Another car salesman walks over and slaps his friend for no reason.

Because car salesmen are apparently really prone to slapping things and people, even if those things are entire nations (or intangible) and the people could kill them in a heartbeat.

That's the REAL joke here. How do they do it?

Or do they?

*Car salesman moves to slap Kelsier*

*Kelsier catches hand*

You determine what follows, just to give an example.

Alternatively, they are all hemalurgists and have granted themselves enhanced physical capabilities, such as speed.

[Unlicensed Hemalurgist he/him]

CAR SALESMAN: *slaps Nightblood*

*vanishes*

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

Car Salesman slaps Oathbringer.

"This bad boy can fit so many confusing plot points."

[Unlicensed Hemalurgist he/him]

CAR SALES-VIN: *slaps top of car, flaring duralumin + pewter* "This bad boy can--"

*car explodes*

Edited August 17, 2018 by Unlicensed Hemalurgist

[Archer he/him]

CAR SALESMAN: Let me tell you, this is one quality... *slaps Adonalsium*

*Adonalsium shatters*

CS: Ummm.... We're having a sixteen for the price of one sale.

[Apollyon he/him]

1 minute ago, Archer said:

CAR SALESMAN: Let me tell you, this is one quality... *slaps Adonalsium*

*Adonalsium shatters*

CS: Ummm.... We're having a sixteen for the price of one sale.

All the upvotes!

[Unlicensed Hemalurgist he/him]

ODIUM: *slaps Honor* "This bad boy can--

*Honor splinters* 

ODIUM: "Heh. Nice."

[Sunbird she/her]

Y'know, I used to find the car salesman memes not all that funny, but these Cosmere ones you guys have been posting are gold.

[BitBitio he/him]

*car salesman slaps Everstorm*

This bad boy can fit so much identity and connection in it.

[A Secret Corner he/him]

*Car Salesman slaps Sanderson Memes Thread*

This bad boy can fit so many This bad by can fit so many memes Memes.

[Unlicensed Hemalurgist he/him]

RUIN: *slaps Marsh* "This bad boy can fit so many spikes in him" 

MARSH: "I'm not going to tell you again, Ati. Stop slapping me." 

RUIN: "Not a chance." *slaps Marsh again* 

MARSH: "I hate you." 

RUIN: "Your lips say 'I hate you,' but your eyes say--" 

MARSH: "I'm going to Splinter you in your sleep?" 

RUIN: "Well, I was going to say 'nothing because you don't have them anymore,' but that works, too."

[Faceless Mist-Wraith he/him]

The Lord Ruler: To show YOU the power of flex tape, I slapped Kelsier's face in half!

 

*car salesman slaps human body*

This bad boy can fit so many spikes in it.

[Snipexe he/him]

*car salesman slaps Roshar*

This bad boy can fit so many chickens.

Edited August 19, 2018 by Snipexe

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

*car salesman slaps Ghostbloods*

These bad boys can fit so much useful information

[Casta she/her]

It might sink under car salesman memes, but...

When you're listening to Kaladin Album:

 

 

 

(Tbh that meme could be made with all of Album's songs. They're all great. )

Edited August 20, 2018 by Casta
I had to clarify things

[Sunbird she/her]

3 hours ago, Casta said:

It might sink under car salesman memes, but...

When you're listening to Kaladin Album:

 

 

 

(Tbh that meme could be made with all of Album's songs. They're all great. )

100% me.

Also, an updated version of one of my old "Sanderfan speed dating" memes:

[Okdes he/him]

A Duralumin misting walked into an Entomologist's office. 

Even the Entomologist thought he was useless.

[Ashspren]

Me: *looks at paperwork* 

Me: *looks at 17th Shard*

Me: *goes to 17th Shard*

Car Salesman: *slaps my head*

Me: Ow...

Car Salesman: This bad girl can fit so much procrastination in her.

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

*Car Salesman slaps Voidus*

*Car Salesman is never seen again*

[Kidpen he/him]