Sanderson Memes

[FlowerGirl she/her]

Here's some more incorrect quotes, some of them aren't completely accurate to the characters, but I tried.

Vin, pointing: May I sit there?
Elend: That's my lap
Vin: That doesn't answer my question, Elend.

Elend: Okay, truth or dare?
Vin: Truth
Elend: How many hours have you slept this week?
Vin:
Vin: ...Dare
Elend: Go to bed.
Vin: I don’t like this game.

Vin: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Elend, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Vin:
Vin: fsh

Vin, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Allriane, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Zane: So are we flirting right now?
Vin: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Zane: That doesn’t answer my question

Adolin: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Shallan: Oh, I’m always running
Shallan: The question is from what

Marasi: This is such a bad idea.
Wax: Then why are you coming along?
Wax: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

 

Wayne: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Wax: What did you do?
Wayne: Nobody died.
Wax: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

[Quivil]

*poke poke* maybe this? jus maybe? idk

13 minutes ago, FlowerGirl said:

Wax: This is such a bad idea.
Wayne: Then why are you coming along?
Wax: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

[FlowerGirl she/her]

1 hour ago, Tani said:

*poke poke* maybe this? jus maybe? idk

I considered that, it's just been a while since I've read the series and I couldn't remember exactly chaotic Wax was. It does seem to fit though.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

4 hours ago, FlowerGirl said:

Elend: Okay, truth or dare?

Vin: Truth

Elend: How many hours have you slept this week?
Vin:
Vin: ...Dare
Elend: Go to bed.
Vin: I don’t like this game.

I actually was able to replicate this conversation closely with my girlfriend. All the prompts from the generator match the two of us so well.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Shallan needs help with her new self-help book!

 

[FlowerGirl she/her]

44 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Shallan needs help with her new self-help book!

This is great! Did you make the artwork?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

1 minute ago, FlowerGirl said:

This is great! Did you make the artwork?

No. I can't art. It's one of the first things that pops up if you search up 'Shallan Davar.'

I did make the meme, though.

I wish that I was good enough to make that...

Edited October 25, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[Quivil]

7 hours ago, FlowerGirl said:

I considered that, it's just been a while since I've read the series and I couldn't remember exactly chaotic Wax was. It does seem to fit though.

I meant that he's saying that's why he's coming along.

YoU sHoUlD rEaD tHe SaMpLe ChApTeRs FoR tHe LoSt MeTaL tHaT aRe CoMiNg OuT oN tHe ToR.cOm WeBsItE tHeYrE aWeSoMeLy AmAzInG!!!!!

[Ishar]

16 hours ago, FlowerGirl said:

This is great! Did you make the artwork?

The artwork is on the inside of the hardcover of Words of Radiance

[Spearguy]

[FlowerGirl she/her]

Here some more incorrect quotes, some of them don't fit the character's perfectly, but I think they're funny.

Patten:Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Shallan:
Shallan: Pattern, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Pattern: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Wayne: Wax! My face is on fire!
Wax: Wayne! Are you ok?!
Wayne: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Wax: But your face is on fire.
Wayne: Yes. It's much faster than shaving. Now, did you get my hat?

Wax: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Wayne: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Marasi: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Wax: Really? Name one law
Marasi: Don't kill people?
WAx: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Pattern: I can explain.
Shallan: Can you?
Pattern: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Kelsier: I prevented a murder today.
Sazed: Really? How’d you do that?
Kelsier: self control.

Jashnah: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Shallan: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Jashnah: No! Four to five seconds!
Shallan: Too late!!!

Adolin: I actually have a black belt.
Shallan: In what, karate?
Adolin: No, from Gucci.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I found an A.I to mess around with. Tehe.

Spren appear when something changes - when fear appears, or when it begins to rain. They are the heart of change, and therefore the heart of all things. They are one with the world. They are the powers of the earth, and all its boundless energy. Their only desire is to see us become whole.

 

The Winged Spren cannot use spells, but it can create random power. They can be used as almost-finite sources of power, especially for items like charms, amulets, or weapons. When they run out, they revert to dust. It’s much more annoying than it sounds.

 

They come when people feel strong emotions. If you get scared, they are sure to join you.

 

Harmless and Fixed. No need to worry.

 

All Spren are linked to the world, and the way the world works. When a Spren leaves your world, they are free to die in peace. But they cannot stay away. One Spren will always always seek out another.

 

They are generally evil, and treat the world in ways that aren’t right. In a way, they are like being a member of an abusive cow club. The more they beat you, the worse they seem. It never stops, no matter what you do.

 

If a Spren touches you, they will continue to look for you until they get a hold of you. Even if you flee, they turn into smoke. They can follow you and take you back, but once they have you they can’t let go. They bind themselves to you. If you see a Spren and try to change it back, you’ll just make them more angry. In fact, they are also not very hard to kill. You can generally tell they are unhappy, because they will consume your surroundings with their terrible power. If you are destroyed or otherwise destroyed, they will become dust.

 

Kaladin can sense that beetles are dumb. Perhaps he can use that knowledge to his advantage to destroy spren, but he hasn’t yet.

 

Kaladin felt a smile appear on his face. “Looks like I’m a bug, after all.”

 

“How very polite.” The woman said.

 

“I mean it.” He rubbed the back of his neck. “I can talk to spiders, and probably other creatures. I can probably touch you all. But no one has ever talked to me.”

 

She nodded, stooping to pick up at hat.

The end.

Edited October 27, 2022 by Potato's Wit

[Liahona]

14 hours ago, Potato's Wit said:

they are like being a member of an abusive cow club.

I-

[FlowerGirl she/her]

15 hours ago, Potato's Wit said:

Kaladin felt a smile appear on his face. “Looks like I’m a bug, after all.”

...What did I just read?

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I don't really know either. Ask the A.I.

[Telrao she/her]

So.. I made a meme

Credit to the original creator of the comic strip (I don't know who you are but thank you)

I added the names (thought it would suit them so yee)

Enjoy!

Edited October 28, 2022 by Telrao
:)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Dalinar's debut how to book didn't make it past the editing stage.

The original image was made by Ziraelart on deviantart. I just added the text.

[FlowerGirl she/her]

3 hours ago, Telrao said:

So.. I made a meme

Credit to the original creator of the comic strip (I don't know who you are but thank you)

I added the names (thought it would suit them so yee)

Enjoy!

I laughed way harder than I should've at this.

[Cash67]

5 hours ago, Telrao said:

So.. I made a meme

Credit to the original creator of the comic strip (I don't know who you are but thank you)

I added the names (thought it would suit them so yee)

Enjoy!

Meme saved and upvote added

[Telrao she/her]

Hee I made another meme

I dunno if this interaction actually happens BUT

It's funny anyhow

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

I don't think it ever happened, neither on nor off screen.

Because Lift would not ask for a second breakfast, she would just take it 

Edited October 29, 2022 by Just a Silvereye

[Telrao she/her]

Just now, Just a Silvereye said:

I don't think it ever happened, neither on nor off screen.

Because Lift would not ask for a second breakfast, she would just take it 

Ha! That's so true!

[CognitiveShadow he/him]

On 10/26/2022 at 7:18 PM, Potato's Wit said:

Harmless and Fixed. No need to worry.

New shard theory! Haha I need more AI analysis asap. This may be how we crack the code of the cosmere lol

[Cinnamon]

I made this and none of my friends like Brandon but… I thought here would be a good place to post it.

Minor Warbreaker spoilers

Spoiler

It’s not exactly accurate, but I thought it was funny. 
Credit for image: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2139120-wholesome-memes

IDK if that if that is where the original image is from but that’s where I got it.

(this is my first ever meme btw)

Edited October 30, 2022 by Cinnamon
Image didn’t show up :(

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

May I now present to you the Lord Ruler!

Spoiler

I think that my art is getting better.