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[Argus the Awful he/him]

Stormlight book 3 and 4

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Edited March 30, 2021 by Willshaper-Kalak
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[Argus the Awful he/him]

Just now, Frustration said:

@Willshaper-Kalak spoilers

oops

[Frustration]

1 minute ago, Willshaper-Kalak said:

oops

It's fine, just click the eye button at the top of the edit box, and it will add a box like this

Spoiler

*insert spoilers content here*

Place the meme inside and label the book that it contains spoilers for on top.

[Personification he/him]

5 hours ago, Frustration said:

It's fine, just click the eye button at the top of the edit box, and it will add a box like this

  Reveal hidden contents

*insert spoilers content here*

Place the meme inside and label the book that it contains spoilers for on top.

Why did that feel like an airline safety demo?

[Frustration]

1 minute ago, Personification said:

Why did that feel like an airline safety demo?

I can do amusement park ride to.

*clears throat*

Please remain seated, and keep you hands and feet inside the car at all time and enjoy your ride.

[Personification he/him]

1 hour ago, Frustration said:

I can do amusement park ride to.

*clears throat*

Please remain seated, and keep you hands and feet inside the car at all time and enjoy your ride.

Wow. You really transported me. I think it was the intonation that sold it.

[Bejarden he/him]

1 hour ago, Frustration said:

I can do amusement park ride to.

*clears throat*

Please remain seated, and keep you hands and feet inside the car at all time and enjoy your ride.

Wow! I didn’t know Perfect Pitch existed here on earth. You really nailed it!

[Chinkoln he/him]

[Guest]

That image is awesome!

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

Sequel to this one:

On 3/26/2021 at 0:14 AM, Kingsdaughter613 said:

Sazed: Lord Marsh. It seems, unfortunately, we have a problem.

Sazed: Lady Khriss is visiting again

Sazed: And she’s giving Kelsier ideas. (Cut to Kell and Khriss doing something that involves a lot of explosives and a Bunsen burner.)

 

Spook: So, how did you spend your vacation?

Kelsier: With Khriss. We had a blast!

(Sazed gazes glumly at a large, smoking crater)

[Ishar]

On 3/30/2021 at 0:25 PM, Frustration said:

I can do amusement park ride to.

*clears throat*

Please remain seated, and keep you hands and feet inside the car at all time and enjoy your ride.

Did you mean to say "Please remain seated, and keep your Stormlight spoilers inside the spoiler box at all times, and enjoy your ride"?

[Chinkoln he/him]

[mathiau he/him]

A-Gold is useful to Forgers

Edited April 1, 2021 by mathiau

[Random Bystander she/her]

And Hemalurgists. A Hemalurgist could spike the misting, and give the spike to a gold Feruchemist. 

[mathiau he/him]

Just now, Random Bystander said:

And Hemalurgists. A Hemalurgist could spike the misting, and give the spike to a gold Feruchemist. 

And to medallion makers, for the exact same reason

[Random Bystander she/her]

Just now, mathiau said:

And to medallion makers, for the exact same reason

Yup. Exactly.

[Chinkoln he/him]

16 minutes ago, mathiau said:

A-Gold is useful to Forgers

 

2 minutes ago, Random Bystander said:

And Hemalurgists. A Hemalurgist could spike the misting, and give the spike to a gold Feruchemist. 

 

1 minute ago, mathiau said:

And to medallion makers, for the exact same reason

Not really, but this kinda applies

[mathiau he/him]

2 minutes ago, Chinkoln said:

Not really, but this kinda applies

This meme needs to be taken out of the closet from times to times to keep it fresh anyway

Edited April 1, 2021 by mathiau

[Chinkoln he/him]

6 minutes ago, mathiau said:

This meme needs to be taken out of the closet from times to times to keep it fresh anyway

Of course, especially when the perfect format surfaces.  
(For any who don’t know, that boat is the large freighter that is stuck in the Suez Canal, blocking at least 40% of all shipments in the world. Currently we have no method to remove it.)

[Personification he/him]

3 hours ago, Chinkoln said:

I'd bet that a VERY wealthy gold misting could potentially be extraordinarily self-aware and conscious of their faults in a way that would make them a really good friend. Every time we've seen someone burn gold, the shadows have hated each other. What if someone worked very hard to make that not the case?

[mathiau he/him]

On 02/04/2021 at 3:42 AM, Personification said:

I'd bet that a VERY wealthy gold misting could potentially be extraordinarily self-aware and conscious of their faults in a way that would make them a really good friend. Every time we've seen someone burn gold, the shadows have hated each other. What if someone worked very hard to make that not the case?

I doubt Renarin's or Navani's shadows would hate each other

Edited April 4, 2021 by mathiau

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

I posted this in a status update a few days and people liked it, so I feel obligated to share it here as well.

I just imagined Kelsier immediately after getting a body again, breaking down the door to Marsh's house and yelling, “‘EYYYYY, MARSHY! He’s back! He’s bad! He’s beautiful! Heeeeeee’s KELSIER!” 

And then Marsh just grabs a frying pan in self-defense, like, "Be gone, demon!!"

[Chinkoln he/him]

Final Empire

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Oathbringer

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Edited April 2, 2021 by Chinkoln
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[mathiau he/him]

7 minutes ago, Ookla The Cynical said:

Sharing rep with your squire I see