Chinkoln he/him Posted March 22, 2021 Posted March 22, 2021 (edited) 2 minutes ago, AonEne said: Sorry if it comes across like I'm bearing down too hard on you; I've just seen this stuff a lot by now. Ya, that makes sense. Last week my sister and I were hit by another car (100% not our fault). The officer who came (because it was a hit and run) was completely indifferent and seeming uncaring as we told our story. It wasn’t that he didn’t care, he just couldn’t care to much, because he deals with this stuff everyday and sometimes he just isn’t feeling bright and sunny. No hard feelings! Edited March 22, 2021 by Chinkoln
Popular Post AonEne he/him Posted March 22, 2021 Popular Post Posted March 22, 2021 No hard feelings then! I made some more of these Kelsier: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Hoid: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Kelsier: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Lift: edible Vin: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Elend: Vin no. Kelsier: Mistlefoe. Elend: Please stop encouraging her. Sazed: I trust Kelsier. Dox: You think he knows what he's doing? Sazed: I wouldn't go that far. Adolin: You lying, cheating, piece of crem! Kaladin: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Adolin: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING SYL WITH ME Shallan, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now. Being a Shard changes you... Sazed: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Breeze: Spook: Ham: Everyone Else At Sazed’s Surprise Birthday Party: Kelsier: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first. Wax: Harmony, I'm sad. Sazed: *holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Lightsong: Endowment, I'm sad. Endowment, nodding: mood Marasi: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Wayne will and will not eat. Wax: Grass? Yes! Marasi: Moss? Yes!! Wax: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Marasi: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Wax: Worms? Sometimes! Marasi: Rocks? Usually nah. Wax: Twigs? Usually! Marasi: Steris's cooking? Inconclusive! Harmony: How did you… test this? Marasi: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Harmony: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Steris: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT? Wax: Nothing in life is free. Steris: Love is free! Marasi: Adventure is free. MeLaan: Knowledge is free. Wayne: Everything is free if you take it without paying. Adolin: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life... Kaladin: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Shallan: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Navani: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Dalinar: My moral code, is that you? Adolin: I - Adolin: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug? MeLaan: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Wayne: Only if you also don't ask why Wayne: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick. MeLaan: Wayne: MeLaan: This one is fine Adolin: I actually have a black belt. Renarin: In what, karate? Adolin: No, from Gucci. Adolin: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering. Adolin: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.' Kaladin: You think I really give a storm? I can’t even read. Hoid: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make. Jasnah: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude. 22
Personification he/him Posted March 23, 2021 Posted March 23, 2021 4 hours ago, AonEne said: Sazed: I trust Kelsier. Dox: You think he knows what he's doing? Sazed: I wouldn't go that far. Wax: Harmony, I'm sad. Sazed: *holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Lightsong: Endowment, I'm sad. Endowment, nodding: mood Wax: Nothing in life is free. Steris: Love is free! Marasi: Adventure is free. MeLaan: Knowledge is free. Wayne: Everything is free if you take it without paying. Jasnah: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude. The first reminds me of that scene from the Doctor Who episode "Crash of the Byzantium": Father Octavian: Dr. Song, I've lost good clerics today. You trust this man? River: I absolutely trust him. Father Octavian: He's not some kind of madman, then? River: [pause] I absolutely trust him. The second one struck me, because even though that is how it would be, from their intents you might assume the opposite. The last one actually feels more like a Wayne quote, along the lines of his using on the fact that it would make more sense if the longer you lived the better you got at not dying as opposed to the reverse. 1
Chinkoln he/him Posted March 23, 2021 Posted March 23, 2021 Words of Radiance Spoiler "Oh, storms yes! Everybody, give the Lopen your spheres! I have glowing that needs to be done!" 5
Chinkoln he/him Posted March 24, 2021 Posted March 24, 2021 (edited) Well of Ascension Spoiler Edit: I figured out how to put an image in a spoiler box on my phone! Edited March 24, 2021 by Chinkoln 5
Popular Post Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted March 24, 2021 Popular Post Posted March 24, 2021 I’m thinking of turning some of these into newspaper strip type art: Marsh: My brother doesn’t understand the concept of ‘straightforward’. Kelsier: I understand perfectly. I just don’t see the point! Kelsier: I find it rather amusing that I’m Life and you’re Death. Marsh: Because you’re the murderous psychopath and I’m not? Kelsier: I was going to say because I died and you didn’t, but that works too. Marsh: Do you have to annoy me? Kelsier: I’m legally obligated. Law of the Sovereign 16.4 subsection B. Younger siblings must irritate their elder at least once per interaction. Marsh: You wrote those laws, Kell. It doesn’t count. Kelsier: Marsh! Are you suggesting I break my own law?! Kelsier: I’m so proud. Kelsier: You really think they’d have known better than to allow a thief to make the laws. Marsh: I’m fairly certain most politicians are thieves. Kelsier: Marsh! How could you? Comparing me to a politician! These were not randomly generated, but something I came up with. So please don’t repost without crediting me. Thanks! 25
Frustration Posted March 24, 2021 Posted March 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, Kingsdaughter613 said: Kelsier: You really think they’d have known better than to allow a thief to make the laws. Marsh: I’m fairly certain most politicians are thieves. Kelsier: Marsh! How could you? Comparing me to a politician! However sad it may be, it's true. 3
Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted March 24, 2021 Posted March 24, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, Frustration said: However sad it may be, it's true. The best part of all this is that Kelsier is literally a king. I’m pretty sure that makes him a politician no matter his personal feelings on the subject. Apparently inspired by my love of Calvin & Hobbes... Kelsier: Jaywalks. Crosses back. Marsh: I assume there was a point to that? Kelsier (points at no jaywalking sign): They’re impinging on my rights. Marsh: Your right to be an idiot? Kelsier: Damn straight. Marsh: Have you ever considered the benefits of safety? Kelsier: Safety is a lie pedaled by the privileged to subjugate the masses. Marsh: Which is why you’re standing in middle of the street. Marsh: Rules exist for a reason, Kell. Kelsier: Yes. To be defied! Flaunted! Flagrantly disobeyed! Marsh: You’re about to be hit by a car. Kelsier: Oy, Pewter-brain! Ever heard of ‘Right of Way’?! Edited March 25, 2021 by Kingsdaughter613 11
Personification he/him Posted March 25, 2021 Posted March 25, 2021 7 hours ago, Kingsdaughter613 said: Kelsier: Oy, Pewter-brain! Ever heard of ‘Right of Way’?! Wouldn't aluminum-brain be better?
Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted March 25, 2021 Posted March 25, 2021 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Personification said: Wouldn't aluminum-brain be better? I think Thugs are more associated with brute strength than intelligence, even if that isn’t usually accurate. It should really be Koloss brain, but I didn’t feel comfortable insulting an entire species, even if it is an invented one. Edited March 25, 2021 by Kingsdaughter613 2
GoWibble he/him Posted March 25, 2021 Posted March 25, 2021 18 hours ago, Kingsdaughter613 said: Marsh: Do you have to annoy me? Kelsier: I’m legally obligated. Law of the Sovereign 16.4 subsection B. Younger siblings must irritate their elder at least once per interaction. Marsh: You wrote those laws, Kell. It doesn’t count. Kelsier: Marsh! Are you suggesting I break my own law?! Kelsier: I’m so proud. Wow. Spot on 1
Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted March 25, 2021 Posted March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, GoWibble said: Wow. Spot on Thanks! I posted a strip in fanart based off one of my older ones if anyone’s interested. I’ll probably do more eventually if people like the idea. 1
Chinkoln he/him Posted March 25, 2021 Posted March 25, 2021 Words of Radiance Spoiler Also a Starsight meme Spoiler 4
Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted March 26, 2021 Posted March 26, 2021 Sazed: Lord Marsh. It seems, unfortunately, we have a problem. Sazed: Lady Khriss is visiting again Sazed: And she’s giving Kelsier ideas. (Cut to Kell and Khriss doing something that involves a lot of explosives and a Bunsen burner.) 12
Flyingbooks Posted March 27, 2021 Posted March 27, 2021 Stormlight Spoiler Axehound racers: Cultivation explaning how she's subtly manipulating evolution on Roshar: 12
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted March 29, 2021 Posted March 29, 2021 When you go down your first Sanderson rabbit hole and learn about the Cosmere: 13
Anarchy he/him Posted March 29, 2021 Posted March 29, 2021 Oathbringer Spoiler Reckoners Spoiler Mistborn Spoiler Oathbringer Spoiler 9
Popular Post Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted March 30, 2021 Popular Post Posted March 30, 2021 (edited) This is also on fan works. Edited March 30, 2021 by Kingsdaughter613 17
Frustration Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 20 minutes ago, Kingsdaughter613 said: This is also on fan works. That man is definatly NOT FINE. 1
Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Frustration said: That man is definatly NOT FINE. Yes, but that has surprisingly little to do with (not) dying... Edited March 30, 2021 by Kingsdaughter613
Frustration Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Kingsdaughter613 said: Yes, but that has surprisingly little to with (not) dying... Fair enough
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