uwu The Last Post Loses

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Oh wait i just realized your pfp is yuri. So that’s what it is.

[Aeoryi she/her]

19 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

Oh wait i just realized your pfp is yuri. So that’s what it is.

it is

[Factor She/Her]

Oh my goodness so much has happened

*gives up on truly responding*

But I will update the timeline as the historian!

Spoiler

• The Last Post Loses
• Hot Potato
• The Battle for the Potato
• Conure loses for 12 days
• Potato Capitalization/Bolding Variations
• Aspiring to be the Ultimate Loser
• More Variations
• Confusion and Nothing
• Walls and Ribbons + Star Star(ts) Dying
• Church of the POTATO + Éntrius + Star Dies More
• Star Dies and Nothing Else
• Star Dies/ORV/stuff
• Star Dies/gameshow/chess/yuri
• Star dies/random stuff

And… that’s all I can say. I’m befuddled.

*leaves*

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

I think that recording what happens in a thread is a losing battle.

I cite TLT as an example.

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

2 minutes ago, Factor said:

Oh my goodness so much has happened

*gives up on truly responding*

But I will update the timeline as the historian!

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

• The Last Post Loses
• Hot Potato
• The Battle for the Potato
• Conure loses for 12 days
• Potato Capitalization/Bolding Variations
• Aspiring to be the Ultimate Loser
• More Variations
• Confusion and Nothing
• Walls and Ribbons + Star Star(ts) Dying
• Church of the POTATO + Éntrius + Star Dies More
• Star Dies and Nothing Else
• Star Dies/ORV/stuff
• Star Dies/gameshow/chess/yuri
• Star dies/random stuff

And… that’s all I can say. I’m befuddled.

*leaves*

love it xD

i was gone for a week so I missed pretty much all of it  

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Usseewa said:

love it xD

i was gone for a week so I missed pretty much all of it  

Real

i took a nap and a couple pages spawned in.

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

Just now, Through The Living Grub said:

Real

i took a nap and a couple pages spawned in.

don't give in to the FOMO

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Just now, Usseewa said:

don't give in to the FOMO

I got both FOMO and FOJI. It’s super anti productive.

Kudos to you if you can guess what acronyms my brain comes up with.

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

… Im just not even gonna question what is going on here

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

Just now, Through The Living Grub said:

I got both FOMO and FOJI. It’s super anti productive.

Kudos to you if you can guess what acronyms my brain comes up with.

OMG SAME

i never realized it really but same

(Fear Of Joining In?)

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Star said:

… Im just not even gonna question what is going on here

Congrats!

Star dies because a lurker overcame their FOMO and killed her. Good job to that lurker.

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

like part of it is with stuff like RPs

big stuff

communities

where everyone knows everyone and everything and fits right in and is natural and stuff idk

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

1 minute ago, Usseewa said:

OMG SAME

i never realized it really but same

(Fear Of Joining In?)

Yup

[Verdance he/him]

13 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

I think that recording what happens in a thread is a losing battle.

I cite TLT as an example.

Yeah TLT is legendary for that

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Wait, does anyone know how to do superscripts? There are so many jokes I could do with those.

[Factor She/Her]

31 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

I think that recording what happens in a thread is a losing battle.

I cite TLT as an example.

Of course it is! But it gives me a excuse to reread all the pages :3

plus most of it is Star dying + something else, so it’s not that hard.

And if Star can keep track of her deaths I can keep track of everything else

Spoiler

Spoiler: they couldn’t.

 

23 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

I got both FOMO and FOJI. It’s super anti productive.

Kudos to you if you can guess what acronyms my brain comes up with.

Oooh! FOJI! That acronym describes the past 5 years of my life! 

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

I’m trying to keep track of all my deaths, but if you guys keep killing me it will be much harder

[Factor She/Her]

Just now, Through The Living Star said:

I’m trying to keep track of all my deaths, but if you guys keep killing me it will be much harder

Of course *almost kills Star* *doesn’t because not killing someone is the highest form of sympathy*

[GG0z He/Him]

@Through The Living Star you died another time when me and Coder killed you because of something to do with ai

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Well, here's all my deaths so far... I just realized how strange that sentence is. 

Spoiler

-1. Entrius complimented my hair

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

20. Killed by Fizz because why not

21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab me.

22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab me.

23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air.

24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink

25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone

26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough

27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best"

28. Killed because  have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 

29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it

30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich

31. Killed for complaining about us killing Her

32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self.

33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT.

34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll

35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it

36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed

37. Stabbed by Ink

38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW

39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death

40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things

41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers

42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!!

43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z

44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius

45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him

46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower

47. Isekaied by Coder

48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt

49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz

50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure

51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear

52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 

53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks on me

54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law

55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for it's chess match with Conure to start

56. Killed by GG0z and Coder because of something related to hate of AI

 

[Fizz9]

I'm back! Now I'm going to sleep!

G NIGHT!

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Good night! 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

5 hours ago, Aeoryi said:

counterpoint; yuri

counterpoint to counterpoint: YJH and KDJ are so gay for each other

5 hours ago, Through The Living Grub said:

At this point just give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it.

what

3 hours ago, Through The Living Grub said:

Wait, does anyone know how to do superscripts? There are so many jokes I could do with those.

Hi hello wait thats subscript

[GG0z He/Him]

I didn’t know I made it onto one liners twice already. It hasn’t even been a month since I joined the Shard!

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Heh Chips put me on for multiple like the day after I joined.