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[Fizz9]

1 hour ago, GG0z said:

I didn’t know I made it onto one liners twice already. It hasn’t even been a month since I joined the Shard!

Yay! I didnt' get quoted until later

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 hours ago, GG0z said:

I didn’t know I made it onto one liners twice already. It hasn’t even been a month since I joined the Shard!

Congratulations! It took me, like, six months. My sense of humour doesn't translate via text very well

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Yeah, I got quoted my second day on the Shard. The post was from the first day though. The quote was "If you receive an email of a foot, do not be alarmed" which sounds super weird out of context. Though to be honest, it was also super weird in context. I have developed this habit of saying whatever comes to mind, which makes things much harder when i'm trying to stay out of the one-liners. 

 

*sighs* Oh well. Not much I can do about that.

Wait... You want me to think before I speak? How on Earth could I do that? I don't think it's possible. Just one of those fake things people tell you to get you to do things on time. (jk guys, I do think a little about my posts, please think things through before you post anything, most specifically when you are talking to other people. It does mean more when you think about your posts and actually mean what you say back. I'm saying that from experience, though not from the Shard. I'm not going to elaborate further on that unless anyone really cares, because it is not that interesting)

*mic drop* 

Star out... (lol just about typed my real name there. Thank goodness I didn't.)

[Factor She/Her]

12 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

Yeah, I got quoted my second day on the Shard. The post was from the first day though. The quote was "If you receive an email of a foot, do not be alarmed" which sounds super weird out of context. Though to be honest, it was also super weird in context. I have developed this habit of saying whatever comes to mind, which makes things much harder when i'm trying to stay out of the one-liners. 

 

*sighs* Oh well. Not much I can do about that.

Wait... You want me to think before I speak? How on Earth could I do that? I don't think it's possible. Just one of those fake things people tell you to get you to do things on time. (jk guys, I do think a little about my posts, please think things through before you post anything, most specifically when you are talking to other people. It does mean more when you think about your posts and actually mean what you say back. I'm saying that from experience, though not from the Shard. I'm not going to elaborate further on that unless anyone really cares, because it is not that interesting)

*mic drop* 

Star out... (lol just about typed my real name there. Thank goodness I didn't.)

I think about my posts far too much…

then half the time don’t post them.

In fact, there’s a high chance I won’t post this one! Are you reading this?

*confusion, fourth wall, and paradoxes*

I don’t think I ever got quoted. I might have quoted myself (don’t quite remember) but that probably doesn’t count to this conversation.

Also I was so scared of all the pages that would spawn overnight here… that I goodness it’s enough that I can keep track

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Haha no, it's probably good to think about your posts. 

Over the last few years, I've just kind of given up on trying to make myself super likable to other people. It's not worth it to change myself for them, and if they can't handle me that is their problem. I would rather be a person I like than a different person they like, if that makes sense. 

2 minutes ago, Factor said:

Also I was so scared of all the pages that would spawn overnight here… that I goodness it’s enough that I can keep track

Yeah, this thread does tend to spawn a bunch of pages. Most of it is me getting killed though. Makes it a bit easier. Besides, it's so fun to read through the pages and see what kind of nonsense people come up with. 

[Fizz9]

I kill Star for making so many pages

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

1 minute ago, Fizz9 said:

I kill Star for making so many pages

Wait, what?! I didn't even do that much! I just sit back and let people kill me! *sighs* Oh well, let's add it to the list. 

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-1. Entrius complimented my hair

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

20. Killed by Fizz because why not

21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab me.

22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab me.

23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air.

24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink

25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone

26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough

27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best"

28. Killed because  have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 

29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it

30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich

31. Killed for complaining about us killing Her

32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self.

33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT.

34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll

35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it

36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed

37. Stabbed by Ink

38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW

39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death

40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things

41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers

42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!!

43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z

44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius

45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him

46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower

47. Isekaied by Coder

48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt

49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz

50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure

51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear

52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 

53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks on me

54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law

55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for it's chess match with Conure to start

56. Killed by GG0z and Coder because of something related to hate of AI

57. Killed by Fizz for creating so many pages on TLPL

 

[Factor She/Her]

21 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

Haha no, it's probably good to think about your posts. 

Over the last few years, I've just kind of given up on trying to make myself super likable to other people. It's not worth it to change myself for them, and if they can't handle me that is their problem. I would rather be a person I like than a different person they like, if that makes sense. 

Yeah, this thread does tend to spawn a bunch of pages. Most of it is me getting killed though. Makes it a bit easier. Besides, it's so fun to read through the pages and see what kind of nonsense people come up with. 

Hmmm yes very agree *nods sagely* *agrees in different ways*

And yes reading through the thread is so fun! I just am scared when I open the shard and get 40 notifications

And I just saw your new title! It’s perfect!

[Conure1243 He/Him]

-Update on the Artwork-

Edit: Some of the image was cut off. Not sure what to do about that.

Throwing together some ideas. What I'm currently showing is an attempt at trying to blend a PFP with the actual character design, rather than just pasting it on...

Not sure how it will work. Additional note, these were done without any access to the Shard. Not everything will be completely accurate regarding designs. Anyway, still just working on getting a feel for each person.

Spoiler

Also, Star! Your member title!!

Oof.

Let's ignore that you are impaled on the right picture... (Plus two other graves on the leftmost part of said picture)

Edited May 2 by Conure1243

[Factor She/Her]

5 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

-Update on the Artwork-

Edit: Some of the image was cut off. Not sure what to do about that.

Throwing together some ideas. What I'm currently showing is an attempt at trying to blend a PFP with the actual character design, rather than just pasting it on...

Not sure how it will work. Additional note, these were done without any access to the Shard. Not everything will be completely accurate regarding designs. Anyway, still just working on getting a feel for each person.

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Also, Star! Your member title!!

Oof.

Let's ignore that you are impaled on the right picture... (Plus two other graves on the leftmost part of said picture)

Oh! That’s wonderful! Amazing! I would compliment it for hours if I could give good compliments! *tries anyway*

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

6 minutes ago, Factor said:

And yes reading through the thread is so fun! I just am scared when I open the shard and get 40 notifications

Honestly, fair. I just open a bajillion new tabs and slowly make my way through them. Though for me I get really excited when I get lots of notifications, because it means that I have something to respond to. 

 

7 minutes ago, Factor said:

And I just saw your new title! It’s perfect!

5 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Also, Star! Your member title!!

Yeah, I know. xD I figured I had to do something related to my many deaths. it makes so much sense for me. 

 

Also, @Conure1243THAT IS AMAZING. I LOVE IT. 

[Fizz9]

Your member title is amazing.

Also, you should describe how you think of me.

[Factor She/Her]

Just now, Fizz9 said:

Your member title is amazing.

Also, you should describe how you think of me.

Can you elaborate on that? I know it’s not intended for me but I want to understand and gain knowledge of the universe and whatnot.

Are you talking about the How You Imagine Sharders thread?

[Conure1243 He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Fizz9 said:

Also, you should describe how you think of me.

For clarification, I should?

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Ohhh yeah, I want to know what people think I look like too! 

I don't really want to post in the "How You Imagine Sharders" thread though. 

Huh, that wasn't very helpful. 

[Factor She/Her]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

Ohhh yeah, I want to know what people think I look like too! 

I don't really want to post in the "How You Imagine Sharders" thread though. 

Huh, that wasn't very helpful. 

Yeah me too

but my FOJI (that’s it, I’m using that term now, thanks Grub) considers it unthinkably terrifying to be the first poster in months *shrugs*

and I’m still not sure what counts as “thread necromancy”

also

Spoiler

 

Edited May 2 by Factor

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I'm pretty sure the general rule is once it's been left alone for over a year, then posting would count as thread necromancy?

Not fully sure about that.

What does FOJI stand for?

Edited May 2 by Conure1243

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Factor said:

but my FOJI (that’s it, I’m using that term now, thanks Grub)

Thanks, I needed that

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

What does FOJI stand for?

Fear Of Joining In

Please excuse me a moment:

Spoiler

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Today is not a good day

 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Ohhhhh...

I have that.

I definitely have that.

Grub are you doing okay?!

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Grub said:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Today is not a good day

Elaboration? What's going on? (feel free to share if you want, no pressure) We're here for you

Edited May 2 by Through The Living Star

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

Ohhhhh...

I have that.

I definitely have that.

Grub are you doing okay?!

1 minute ago, Through The Living Star said:

Elaboration? What's going on? (feel free to share if you want, no pressure) We're here for you

Rough IRL stuff. 9 months of stress and hard work down the drain because of the sun and aluminum less than 0.1 inches thick. It’s been a long day, I’m tired, and just angry.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Grub said:

Rough IRL stuff. 9 months of stress and hard work down the drain because of the sun and aluminum less than 0.1 inches thick. It’s been a long day, I’m tired, and just angry.

Ouch.

I'd try and help out, but not sure how much I can really do.

Hope things go better soon!

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Well, there's not much I can do for irl stuff, but if there is anything I can do, just ask. If you want to talk, I am willing to listen. Seriously, if you need anything, just ask. 

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Thanks guys. It’s nice to have friends on the Shard.

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Of course. 

This goes for everyone- if you need anything, just ask. Please. Let me help if I can. You guys are awesome, and if anything I do can help, I want to do it. 

I care about all of you guys- seriously, you guys are amazing and I want to help.