uwu The Last Post Loses

[GG0z He/Him]

That’s another one, Star!

As I have said before, it’s usually me so it feels weird being on the other side of thongs

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

@Verdance, are we going to continue our game, or were you just doing that as a joke?

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

...storm it.

I keep checking the Shard, waiting for the moment when that gets posted... maybe you should just not do that. That works too. 

[GG0z He/Him]

Fine… I won’t post the second one into one liners, but the first one is going in

Edit: does being nice to Star count as an un-death?

Edited May 1 by GG0z

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Wait, if Star was eaten by the Shark, and I ate the shark...

Did I eat Star?

Edited May 1 by Conure1243

[GG0z He/Him]

Are you going to get indigestion because Star isn’t a very good food source?

Edited May 1 by GG0z

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Can't be worse than the lead poisoning

[GG0z He/Him]

What was the lead poisoning? I missed that part

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Star fed me a cookie.

With lead in it.

Though now that I think of it, it may apply to Star with all the new laws.

[GG0z He/Him]

Yeah, but what happened in the past doesn’t apply to Fizz’s Law

[Verdance he/him]

4 hours ago, Adonalsium Will Return said:

@Verdance, are we going to continue our game, or were you just doing that as a joke?

was a joke

PM me if you want to play chess ig

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

8 hours ago, Through The Living Star said:

Eh, it's not much. Pretty much I get murdered over and over and over. We have a list. 

Plus, no one else can die. Due to Fizz's Law no one else can die- it always gets transferred over to me. 

Do anything and I die, pretty much. Grub has already demonstrated this by snapping his fingers and killing me. 

Aaaannnnnd here's the list, death added again. 

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-1. Entrius complimented my hair

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

20. Killed by Fizz because why not

21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab me.

22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab me.

23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air.

24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink

25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone

26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough

27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best"

28. Killed because  have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 

29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it

30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich

31. Killed for complaining about us killing Her

32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self.

33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT.

34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll

35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it

36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed

37. Stabbed by Ink

38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW

39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death

40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things

41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers

42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!!

43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z

44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius

45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him

46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower

47. Isekaied by Coder

48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt

49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz

50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure

51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear

52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 

53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks on me

 

AWWW

I don't like being told i can't do something

*resolves to break Fizz's law*

8 hours ago, Verdance said:

Just so you know Verdance’s Law of TLPL Stardeath dictates that whilst no one can die but Star, every one retains injury similar to Elantrians but without the loss of natural or magical healing 

Thats weird

7 hours ago, Aeoryi said:

I have quite honestly a concerning amount of Yuri saved on my phone

i have an honestly quite concerning amount of kim dokja saved on my phone, with this one very very cool yaoi picture that i cannot show because i made god angy

6 hours ago, Through The Living Star said:

What in the stars is going on? 

We somehow went from a "How can we Kill Star" gameshow to Shark Chess. 

I suck at chess, but duolingo is helping me

i dislike duolingo

i attack you with the full force of my hatred for ai

[GG0z He/Him]

I join in as I also dislike ai, and help Coder kill Star

[Aeoryi she/her]

4 hours ago, Adonalsium Will Return said:

@Verdance, are we going to continue our game, or were you just doing that as a joke?

HE LOST IN 1 MOVE!!!!!!

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

HE LOST IN 1 MOVE!!!!!!

Who? How?

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

32 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

AWWW

I don't like being told i can't do something

You can’t give me a bead of lerasium. No way no how.

[Aeoryi she/her]

31 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

i have an honestly quite concerning amount of kim dokja saved on my phone, with this one very very cool yaoi picture that i cannot show because i made god angy

here cleanse your soul with some yuri

Spoiler

 

Just now, Usseewa said:

Who? How?

Reference to gothemchess

Spoiler

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

You can’t give me a bead of lerasium. No way no how.

grrr WAIT A MINUTE

YOU'RE TRICKING ME

*eats 10 billion pounds of lerasium* muahahahahaha i have ascended

1 minute ago, Aeoryi said:

here cleanse your soul with some yuri

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Reference to gothemchess

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Ooooo that's cool kim dokja is better thou

And I'll make sur eto check out that video

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

grrr WAIT A MINUTE

YOU'RE TRICKING ME

*eats 10 billion pounds of lerasium* muahahahahaha i have ascended

Ooooo that's cool kim dokja is better thou

And I'll make sur eto check out that video

counterpoint; yuri

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

8 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

grrr WAIT A MINUTE

YOU'RE TRICKING ME

*eats 10 billion pounds of lerasium* muahahahahaha i have ascended

At this point just give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it.

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

At this point just give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it.

OMG THAT SOUNDS SO FUN AND AMAZING LEMME DO IT TOOOO

SH

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AND THEN I CAN GET A PAPERCLIP AND UNTWIST IT AND POKE MY WOUND WITH THE SHARP HAHHAHHA  

 

I went to a restaurant

and ate the lemon slice

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[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

1 minute ago, Usseewa said:

OMG THAT SOUNDS SO FUN AND AMAZING LEMME DO IT TOOOO

SH

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AND THEN I CAN GET A PAPERCLIP AND UNTWIST IT AND POKE MY WOUND WITH THE SHARP HAHHAHHA  

 

I went to a restaurant

and ate the lemon slice

Fun fact: there is a berry that can make sour things sweet. I think it’s called a magic berry or something? Really weird.

15 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

counterpoint; yuri

How many times could they slap Yoo Joonghyuk?

[Aeoryi she/her]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

Fun fact: there is a berry that can make sour things sweet. I think it’s called a magic berry or something? Really weird.

How many times could they slap Yoo Joonghyuk?

I only read yuri

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

I only read yuri

oh well. Guess we’ll never know…

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Through The Living Grub said:

oh well. Guess we’ll never know…

Spoiler

 

More yuri