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[Conure1243 He/Him]

Chess makes no sense to me.

So I only play it against my friend who also has no clue what they're doing

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Question

What's happening 

This is like 94% of my posts on here

[Conure1243 He/Him]

And pretty much all of my replies is something along the lines of "nobody's quite sure what's happening"

Therefore, this time I will mix it up and say that there isn't much to really understand anymore.

Edited May 1 by Conure1243

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Of course.

I summon a shark and challenge it to a chess match. 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Hmmm.

Maybe chess is a good idea. Less chaotic, but still battle.

So who do I battle?

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

The shark challenges you to a duel. 

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

What in the stars is going on? 

We somehow went from a "How can we Kill Star" gameshow to Shark Chess. 

I suck at chess, but duolingo is helping me

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I hope sharks aren't that intellegent.

Otherwise, Star's gonna be eaten

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Oh no. I don't need more deaths. I think I have enough for now

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I'm playing chess against a shark though, and I'm very bad at chess.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Oh no, I have a special ability allowing me to summon sharks. This one is moderately intelligent. For a shark. It also eats Star while waiting to see if Conure accepts the duel

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I guess I'll play chess against the shark.

After all, what does Star have to lose?

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

The shark moves a single pawn forwards, watching you closely.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

*Makes Critical Error*

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Spoiler

-1. Entrius complimented my hair

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

20. Killed by Fizz because why not

21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab me.

22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab me.

23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air.

24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink

25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone

26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough

27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best"

28. Killed because  have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 

29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it

30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich

31. Killed for complaining about us killing Her

32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self.

33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT.

34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll

35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it

36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed

37. Stabbed by Ink

38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW

39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death

40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things

41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers

42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!!

43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z

44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius

45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him

46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower

47. Isekaied by Coder

48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt

49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz

50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure

51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear

52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 

53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks on me

54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law

55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for it's chess match with Conure to start

 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

*Makes Critical Error*

*shark shrugs, makes some gesture to show it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, and eats the chessboard*

[Conure1243 He/Him]

*Eats Shark*

[NerdSandwich she/her]

*eats Shark vacuum*

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Shark what?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

A type of vacuum *shrugs8

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

oookay then. 

Well, now the Shark was eaten so I don't have to worry about being eaten by him again. 

(YES THAT SENTENCE MAKES SENSE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?) 

[GG0z He/Him]

9 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

oookay then. 

Well, now the Shark was eaten so I don't have to worry about being eaten by him again. 

(YES THAT SENTENCE MAKES SENSE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?) 

This is going into one liners- sorry Star

Edited May 1 by GG0z

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

...storm it. 
Well, at least none of my other stupid quotes went in there

The only ones recently from me are ones that I posted, so that means they are somewhat reasonable. 

[GG0z He/Him]

True.

also, I join the game show and insult Star hoping that it doesn’t kill her

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Hmmm you never know. 

It really is determined by other people. For the most part,  I don't do anything except provide myself as a very nice human-shaped punching murder bag

Ummm shoot that sounds so weird too