125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Vyzkel He/Him]

466. Constantly glare at people.

Edited June 9, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender
Dumb autocorrect, also I got ninja’d don’t judge me

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

467. Constantly sneeze with as much vigor and force as you can, and try extra hard to sneeze on people. Then say you were allergic to their personality.

Edit: I was going to post 465 but then Vyz and Rye posted and I had to change it...

Edited June 9, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[BlueWildRye he/him]

467. Repeat numbers

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, BlueWildRye said:

467. Repeat numbers

In my defense I got ninja’d and didn’t notice

468. Repeat word, repeat words.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

470. Correct the number in a rude way.

Ugh! You gUys! It IS OBviOUSly 470! Offspring of a dullform!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

471. Not correct the numbers

man I am brain dead

[strmblsd he/him]

472. Remind people they lost the game

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Nooooooooooooo!!!! You had to?!

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Nooooooooooooo!!!! You had to?!

Oh of course I had to

[Vyzkel He/Him]

473. Have a vocabulary below ten words(unless you’re a baby)

[BlueWildRye he/him]

475. Have "have" "and" "be" "the" "only" "words" "you" and "speak" be the only words you speak.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

476. Hate numbers

 477. Be inconsistent

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

What happened to 474?

474. Be overly obsessive about symmetry. 

OMG GUYS!! LOOOK!!! 474 IS LIKE A PALINDROME BUT WITH NUMBERS!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! It iS SO bEaUTifUL!

[Edema Rue she/her]

478???? Smile with a really big underbite while making eye contact with strangers.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

479. Be so nerdy that even nerds call you a nerd.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Just now, Vyzkel Willbender said:

479. Be so nerdy that even nerds call you a nerd.

IM NOT A NERD

NO MATTER WHAT YOU NERDS SAY

480. deny things that everyone else thinks are true (EVEN IF EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

481. Use the evil parentheses.

[LightRinger he/him]

482. Use [brackets]

[Lunamor she/her]

483 dont use any punctuation

[strmblsd he/him]

484. ?"!';*/)_+--$#@/9*6-3+3158470]%[©✓®}=£°€{¥}^§`×÷•÷~√√√|√÷`×¢=✓¥™¢≠¥)↑≠¢¶•÷~∆€)€[®]✓≠£′€≠£ use lotta symbol

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

485. abbr sm as poss

[Vyzkel He/Him]

486. Say “meow” after every sentence.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

487. After you end every conversation, audibly mutter "hehe...yes...it's all going according to plan..." And then wander off chuckling to yourself evilly.

Edited June 11, 2024 by The Bookwyrm

[Lunamor she/her]

488. Use coffee-scented mouthwash.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

489. Use garlic-scented mouthwash