The Brunette/brown/black hair cult

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

War averted via philosophy discussion.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

38 minutes ago, Block said:

 

2 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

War averted via philosophy discussion.

um...

I guess not.

So, who's up for warfare?

[Wierdo he/him]

48 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

*flashbacks*

There was once a war about colored signatures. It was glorious. 

yes.

I-  .  .  . W H Y-

[Block he/him]

Sooooo, are we having a war or not?

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

If someone frees me the grasps of the gingers, my sword will cut down our foes. Since, uh, my double agency did not go well.

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, Block said:

Maybe we should stop before we go too deep into the philosophy of war.

eh, philosophy is cool. What else would we do on the shard?

2 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

 

um...

I guess not.

So, who's up for warfare?

DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THE MOST HIGH STICK!

1 hour ago, Block said:

Sooooo, are we having a war or not?

*stabs you with Stick of Punishment*

[Block he/him]

7 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

*stabs you with Stick of Punishment*

Your stab does nothing. I cannot die because I have no soul.

[Immortal Platypus]

34 minutes ago, Block said:

Your stab does nothing. I cannot die because I have no soul.

Death of the body does not require a soul.

*Wound begins to fester and burn*

[Block he/him]

2 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Death of the body does not require a soul.

*Wound begins to fester and burn*

I can channel the power of the Ginger God through me so I'm fine.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, Block said:

I can channel the power of the Ginger God through me so I'm fine.

The STICK is more powerful.

*wound grows and festers more severely* 

[Block he/him]

Just now, Immortal Platypus said:

The STICK is more powerful.

*wound grows and festers more severely* 

Nuh uh

[Wierdo he/him]

Ironic that i have most posts

[Immortal Platypus]

9 minutes ago, Block said:

Nuh uh

*wound in side grows larger, now seeming to cover entire side of body*

Just now, Wierdo said:

Ironic that i have most posts

not really, I'm just here.

 

I move that @Thaidakar the Ghostblood is selected as our official secular leader and myself as our spiritual leader, and that we form a war cabinet between ourselves and two others that we jointly select. All in favor? Those not a part of the cult group cannot vote

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

21 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

What? Of course you do.

Example: You made me happy just five minutes ago by asking about pineapples! 

I AGREE!! (see above example)

 

21 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Shall I make a list of people I figure you make happy?

 

21 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

*bursts through the wall*

false. Lies

people are made happy by your bubbly, excited, fun, not to mention funny, presence. Do I need to gather my forces to track you down to slap the sense into you then hug you to death? I’ll get panda and narrative. 

 

21 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

@Just-A-Stick Here’s yer list:

Me

Glass

Veil/Part Of The Narrative

Thaidakar

RBM/Royal Bee Mage

Ms. Eddie (yes that’s how I remember her)

Shardwatcher

Wierdo

Smilingpanda

Lunamor

The Cheeseman

Weaver of Lights

Block

The people you RP with

The People who read your masterful poems and admire your magnificent art.

Many others who talk to you all the time and (like me and I suspect the other people here,) are excited when they see you online.

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Sectioning and Formatting WOOOO!

Thaidakar, you're great, man, thanks!

Also get me, I’ll gladly help Stick feel better

 

20 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I also desire to join this noble cause.

 

20 hours ago, Block said:

Add me as well, stick is amazing

*sends virtual hug to stick*

 

9 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Yo, should I make a thread that is just “People to make Just-A-Stick Happy” so everyone can add their name to it?

 

9 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

._.

I’m just trying to make Stick happy and you all are starting wars???

I see…

 

9 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Good point!

(should I make a group where people put their names if Stick make’s them happy)

*melts*

Wow guys...

Thank you guys smchhhh

ALSO-

IF IT'S WARRR

THEN WE NEED

TO BE LIKE

SHERMAN

AND USE

SCORCHED EARTH TACTICS-

[Wierdo he/him]

6 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*melts*

Wow guys...

Thank you guys smchhhh

ALSO-

IF IT'S WARRR

THEN WE NEED

TO BE LIKE

SHERMAN

AND USE

SCORCHED EARTH TACTICS-

I uh- 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, Wierdo said:

I uh- 

You what?

Speak up, child!

[Wierdo he/him]

1 minute ago, Just-A-Stick said:

You what?

Speak up, child!

AAA- 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Ohmy.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"A scorched-earth policy is a military strategy of destroying everything that allows an enemy military force to be able to fight a war, including the deprivation and destruction of water, food, humans, animals, plants and any kind of tools and infrastructure."

~ Wikipedia 

Yeah, maybe it is a bad idea-

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Just-A-Stick said:

"A scorched-earth policy is a military strategy of destroying everything that allows an enemy military force to be able to fight a war, including the deprivation and destruction of water, food, humans, animals, plants and any kind of tools and infrastructure."

~ Wikipedia 

Yeah, maybe it is a bad idea-

...just a little bit

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

...just a little bit

wHoOpSiEs-

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

By the power of the Almighty Stick and his brown-haired disciples, I LIVE!!!!!!!!!!! 

38 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

*wound in side grows larger, now seeming to cover entire side of body*

not really, I'm just here.

 

I move that @Thaidakar the Ghostblood is selected as our official secular leader and myself as our spiritual leader, and that we form a war cabinet between ourselves and two others that we jointly select. All in favor? Those not a part of the cult group cannot vote

I concur

[Block he/him]

*Runs in, grabs @Just-A-Stick, and runs out*
 

We have a hostage! She will be sacrificed!

Edited April 18, 2024 by Block
Changed they to she

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 minute ago, Block said:

*Runs in, grabs @Just-A-Stick, and runs out*
 

We have a hostage! They will be sacrificed!

*huffs*

#1. I'm a she, thanks  

#2. good luck trying to carry me, my good fellow.

3#. @Thaidakar the Ghostblood- what if I have shardbuddies that are ginger!?!?!? 

#4. @Block you aren't yet my shardbuddie and i'd love to add you to the list!

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

I pull out a thick club.

Behold Club, the negative seventh cousin four times removed of Almighty Stick. Cower before him!