The Cult of the Gingers

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*is the most confused and concerned*

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

*is the second most confused and concerned*

[LightRinger he/him]

*Tosses ham*

[Block he/him]

1 hour ago, LightRinger said:

*Tosses ham*

*eats ham*

[Hyper129 He/Him]

Hello, gingers. My name is Hyper, with the brunette cult. I am here to wipe you from existence. I summon my companions, @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug and @LightRinger!

*Summons spren Plumeria as a Shard-M249 Squad Automatic Weapon*

[Block he/him]

1 minute ago, Hyper129 said:

Hello, gingers. My name is Hyper, with the brunette cult. I am here to wipe you from existence. I summon my companions, @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug and @LightRinger!

*Summons spren Plumeria as a Shard-M249 Squad Automatic Weapon*

*activates self-defense mechanism, stealing @Hyper129's soul and putting it in an unreachable jar*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

"yay"

*swings shardstick half heartedly*

"dieeeeee"

*valdalizes some ginger stuff*

HAKUNA MATATA! HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA! HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA! HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA HAKUNA MATATA... HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA!

WE SAY "HAKUNA"

WE SAY "MATATA"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Block said:

*activates self-defense mechanism, stealing @Hyper129's soul and putting it in an unreachable jar*

Haha joke's on you I have long arms. *reaches jar and smashes it on the floor*

[Block he/him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

"yay"

*swings shardstick half heartedly*

"dieeeeee"

*valdalizes some ginger stuff*

HAKUNA MATATA! HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA! HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA! HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA HAKUNA MATATA... HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA, HAKUNA MATATA!

WE SAY "HAKUNA"

WE SAY "MATATA"

*activates the exact same self-defense mechanism stealing Doomslug's soul*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Haha joke's on you I have long arms. *reaches jar and smashes it on the floor*

"ooooo, yum yum soul!" 

"@Hyper129 can I eat your soul plsssssss?"

Edit:

HEY WHAT?! WHYYY!

*TURNS INTO ANGRY FRENZY*

*SMASHES BLOCK OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH SHARDSTICK*

"DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE"

"RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Edited July 9, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Hyper129 He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Block said:

*activates self-defense mechanism, stealing @Hyper129's soul and putting it in an unreachable jar*

*Blocks with Shardbrickwall*

[Block he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Haha joke's on you I have long arms. *reaches jar and smashes it on the floor*

That's... not how it works. I didn't just put it high up. It's underground in a super secret Ginger facility right next to Doomslug's and your soul.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 minute ago, Block said:

That's... not how it works. I didn't just put it high up. It's underground in a super secret Ginger facility right next to Doomslug's and your soul.

"THATS NOT HOW UR MOM WORKS-"

*KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK* 

Edited July 9, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Hyper129 He/Him]

Just now, Block said:

That's... not how it works. I didn't just put it high up. It's underground in a super secret Ginger facility right next to Doomslug's and your soul.

*Uses Shardenderpearl to teleport down and get the souls*

[Block he/him]

2 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

*Blocks with Shardbrickwall*

Then it will just go around the wall.

1 minute ago, Hyper129 said:

*Uses Shardenderpearl to teleport down and get the souls*

*activates secondary defense, stealing your body and shard pearl thingy*

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

"THATS NOT HOW UR MOM WORKS-"

*KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK KILL BLOCK* 

...

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Wait... I don't have a soul now, so technically I'm Ginger at heart! 

*Uses legal documents to enter legally and legally reclaim property legally I'm going to sue you legally and throw you in jail legally*

[Hyper129 He/Him]

Just now, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Wait... I don't have a soul now, so technically I'm Ginger at heart! 

*Uses legal documents to enter legally and legally reclaim property legally I'm going to sue you legally and throw you in jail legally*

*does the same thing*

[Block he/him]

Just now, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Wait... I don't have a soul now, so technically I'm Ginger at heart! 

*Uses legal documents to enter legally and legally reclaim property legally I'm going to sue you legally and throw you in jail legally*

You just lost you Ginger permissions because you did things legally.

*steals souls back and consumes then so no one else can take them*

[Hyper129 He/Him]

*Hands @Block a playing card*

[Block he/him]

2 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

*Hands @Block a playing card*

*shoves the playing card down your throat and shoots you out a cannon*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

Edited July 9, 2024 by Block
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[Hyper129 He/Him]

*Turns out the playing card was a sticky bomb that sticks to Block's fingers and blows them apart*

[Block he/him]

Just now, Hyper129 said:

*Turns out the playing card was a sticky bomb that sticks to Block's fingers and blows them apart*

*replaces my fingers with cool robotic fingers*

[Hyper129 He/Him]

*Sticks a few more playing card sticky bombs on your hand*

[Block he/him]

Just now, Hyper129 said:

*Sticks a few more playing card sticky bombs on your hand*

I shot you away in a cannon, I don't think you can do that

[Hyper129 He/Him]

I used another ender pearl to get back (I forgot to mention that part)