The Cult of the Gingers

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

*steps in with powdered ginger on my hair*

“I’ll take some!”

*studies the cookies for spikes*

[The Stormfather He/Him]

*There's no spikes.*

"I couldn't find enough people to spike.... Sad..."

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

“Awesome, I’ll take some!”

*pulls a chunk of ginger and a cheese grater out of my pocket and showers my hair in ginger*

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Supreme Leader @Block! There are imposters! They seek to supplant the true gingers. What shall we do?

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

“Huhhhhh…?”

*furiously dumps more ginger on my hair*

“I'm not an imposter!”

*puts away the cheese grater and ginger*

*withdraws 5 cans of ginger ale and chugs them*

[Block he/him]

2 hours ago, The cheeseman said:

Supreme Leader @Block! There are imposters! They seek to supplant the true gingers. What shall we do?

Take them captive!

And take that ginger ale, it will increase our power.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

*chugs the rest of the ginger ale, then runs away cackling*

[Wierdo he/him]

*Sips coke*
"This is Chaos"
"Wait- HAHA- I accidentally made a joke!"

[Immortal Platypus]

On 4/22/2024 at 8:17 AM, Block said:

Well nothing has happened, so maybe I’m safe?

it'll take a little bit. he gets a lot of notifs, which is why people never ping him

23 hours ago, Block said:

I’m gonna hide that message, maybe he’ll never see it.

the notif already got sent. He's head admin, he sees all. he probably won't get too mad at you cause you're relatively new

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

*peeks my head in*

*tiptoes to the stash of ginger ale*

*swipes a few cans*

*replaces them with empty ones*

*tiptoes out giggling softly to myself*

[Block he/him]

59 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

*peeks my head in*

*tiptoes to the stash of ginger ale*

*swipes a few cans*

*replaces them with empty ones*

*tiptoes out giggling softly to myself*

*checks newly installed security cameras*
*sounds newly installed intruder alarm*

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

16 hours ago, The Stormfather said:

*Walks into cult.*

"Anyone want some ginger cookies? Made with real ginger!"

*runs in*

*steals cookies*

*runs back to brown hair cult*

[The Stormfather He/Him]

"Ah! Robbers!"

Throws a secret cookie that was in my pocket at @RoyalBeeMage

It has two spikes through it.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

*draws a revolver as fast as humanly possible and shoots the cookie out of the air*

*shoots intruder alarm*

*reloads*

*shoots cameras*

*grunts and strides out*

[The Stormfather He/Him]

"We're under attack!" 

*Runs away and eats some cookies. (The non-spiked kind.)

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

6 minutes ago, The Stormfather said:

"Ah! Robbers!"

Throws a secret cookie that was in my pocket at @RoyalBeeMage

It has two spikes through it.

eat spiked cookie and find that it is a duralumin spike with stronger connection to stick!

[The Stormfather He/Him]

*Throws a fake stick at you as a distraction*

*Pulls out a piece of ginger. Holds it up above my head.*

"Ginger!"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*bursts in wearing Wayne's luck hat and holding a loaded Vindication*

"No ginger for you!" *shoots the stormfather's ginger out of his hand and steals his cookie*

 

[Wierdo he/him]

*Eating carrots while re-reading SA*

[Block he/him]

47 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

*Eating carrots while re-reading SA*

*Steals carrots*

We are at war, this is no time for reading. Also, it's Thursday so we can do as many sacrifices as we want...

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

3 hours ago, Block said:

*Steals carrots*

We are at war, this is no time for reading. Also, it's Thursday so we can do as many sacrifices as we want...

Well for me it’s Friday so no more sacrifices!

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

4 hours ago, Block said:

*Steals carrots*

We are at war, this is no time for reading. Also, it's Thursday so we can do as many sacrifices as we want...

*put on Sauron-style* sacrifice mask*

Where might be found, Supreme Leader, our next victims?

*Like this.

[Block he/him]

18 hours ago, The cheeseman said:

*put on Sauron-style* sacrifice mask*

Where might be found, Supreme Leader, our next victims?

*Like this.

The other cult has plenty of people that are sacrifice ready...

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

6 minutes ago, Block said:

The other cult has plenty of people that are sacrifice ready...

Thy will is my command.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

*dons extremely high quality white wig with a few strands of red hair*

*dons magician outfit*

*lightweaves an illusion of another person’s face onto my own*

*shuffles cards and begins doing card tricks*