The Cult of the Gingers

[Block he/him]

2 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

As the leader of sacrifices of The Cult of The Gingers, I give full support to Supreme Leader @Block. The Empire of the Gingers shall spread its fire across the world.

And burn all sticks in our path!

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

Yeah! Uh... Nothing can stop the gingers! Forgive me my Lord Stick. I do this so I can take down this most evil organization from the shadows.

Edited April 17, 2024 by The Honorable One

[Block he/him]

36 minutes ago, The Honorable One said:

Yeah! Uh... Nothing can stop the gingers! Forgive me my Lord Stick. I do this so I can take down this most evil organization from the shadows.

Hmm, @The cheeseman, lock him in a room until I can interrogate him.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

Just now, Block said:

Hmm, @The cheeseman, lock him in a room until I can interrogate him.

Wait! Please! I really do belong here! *shows six strands of ginger hair that only sort of look like the correct color in a very specific lighting.*

[Block he/him]

Just now, The Honorable One said:

Wait! Please! I really do belong here! *shows six strands of ginger hair that only sort of look like the correct color in a very specific lighting.*

Ok, you’ll be locked in a good room until I can interrogate you.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

6 minutes ago, Block said:

Hmm, @The cheeseman, lock him in a room until I can interrogate him.

Yes, Supreme Leader.

3 minutes ago, The Honorable One said:

Wait! Please! I really do belong here! *shows six strands of ginger hair that only sort of look like the correct color in a very specific lighting.*

*locks you in a comfortable but still locked room*

[Block he/him]

We are now at war with both The Cult of The Stick and The Brunette/Brown/Black Hair Cult. We need agents to join both cults and attack from the inside.

[Immortal Platypus]

3 hours ago, Block said:

As the leader of The Cult of The Gingers, I formally declare war on The Cult of The Stick.

Prepare to be annihilated. The cult of the stick is more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[Block he/him]

26 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Prepare to be annihilated. The cult of the stick is more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Ha, I knew you were working for the other side!

[Immortal Platypus]

Of course you did. I literally called you all heretics.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

The only heretic I see is you. *loads bolter with religious intent* FOR THE EMPEROOOOOOOOOOOR!!

I mean, FOR THE SUPREME LEADEEEEEEER!!

[Wierdo he/him]

4 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Prepare to be annihilated. The cult of the stick is more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Alas, thou art a traitor to thine own cult. you preach false truths. they state that " Those who don't believe in the almighty stick do not have too. " therefore, am I wrong?

Edited April 18, 2024 by Wierdo

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, The cheeseman said:

The only heretic I see is you. *loads bolter with religious intent* FOR THE EMPEROOOOOOOOOOOR!!

I mean, FOR THE SUPREME LEADEEEEEEER!!

The STICK will protect me.

28 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

Alas, thou art a traitor to thine own cult. you preach false truths. they state that " Those who don't believe in the almighty stick do not have too. " therefore, am I wrong?

they do not have to. However, if they actively seek to suppress us or go against the will of the One True STICK, then they must be stopped.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

10 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

The STICK will protect me.

*mad laughter* such a false idol cannot protect you. Not here. Not now. Here and now is only the fire of gingers and our righteous, holy war!

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

I come to enter peace talks to avoid a war. 

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Say your piece, Raven. We will not strike, for now. At least, unless our Supreme Leader @Block says otherwise.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

2 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

Say your piece, Raven. We will not strike, for now. At least, unless our Supreme Leader @Block says otherwise.

I will, do you wish to speak in the other thread or here?

[Block he/him]

It’s Thursday, you know what that means…

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

Oh, not good.

SOMEBODY SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Block he/him]

@The cheeseman, would you like to do the honors?

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Supreme Leader @Block, I would love to.

*brutally sacrifices @The Honorable One to the Ginger God*

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

Aaahhh, my eyes! Aaahhh, my body! Arrgghh...

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*bursts through the wall again, saves @The Honorable One, stabs @The cheeseman with his own knife, exits*

[Block he/him]

28 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

*bursts through the wall again, saves @The Honorable One, stabs @The cheeseman with his own knife, exits*

Haha, it's too late, he's already dead!

[Immortal Platypus]

7 hours ago, The cheeseman said:

*mad laughter* such a false idol cannot protect you. Not here. Not now. Here and now is only the fire of gingers and our righteous, holy war!

The STICK is not false. All who oppose him have fallen. You will be next

10 minutes ago, Block said:

Haha, it's too late, he's already dead!

He is not. You failed to kill him. Injuries are nothing to the power of the STICK.