The Cult of the Gingers

[professionalacoustic he/him]

On 6/29/2024 at 8:49 PM, Block said:

*Eats both of your souls*

Bleh. Why do those taste so bad?

*Uses intentionally botched Heimlich maneuver to force you to throw up both souls*

[Block he/him]

2 hours ago, professionalacoustic said:

*Uses intentionally botched Heimlich maneuver to force you to throw up both souls*

Ow! That hurt.

*Uses newly installed laser eye to shoot lasers at you*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Darn it! I can't believe I missed all the action! *Rips out laser eye, but not before downloading Block's evil plans through that virus I installed a long time *

[Block he/him]

22 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Darn it! I can't believe I missed all the action! *Rips out laser eye, but not before downloading Block's evil plans through that virus I installed a long time *

Jokes on you, those are fake plans. I keep my real plans on paper!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Block said:

Jokes on you, those are fake plans. I keep my real plans on paper!

*steals paper plans*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

*steals paper plans*

*inserts fake copy of paper plans that will DEFINITELY fool Block*

[Block he/him]

4 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*inserts fake copy of paper plans that will DEFINITELY fool Block*

Wait, these plans are in English. They can't be real because the real plans are in the holy language of the Gingers.

*laughs in gingerese*

Edited July 3, 2024 by Block

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 minute ago, Block said:

Wait, these plans are in English. They can't be real because the real plans are in the holy language of the Gingers.

*laughs in gingerese*

*Hears Block cackling evilly because gingerese must be evil too cuz gingerese*

"NUH UH! Those plans were copied exactly into whatever scribblish was on those pages!"

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

So you just copied his plans… and gave him the copy? Or do ymyou write it so it translates to something along the lines of “Hrfoew sagrwwp morrghvd wauind xxxxziuo” either way this plan is DEEPLY FLAWED

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

4 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

So you just copied his plans… and gave him the copy? Or do ymyou write it so it translates to something along the lines of “Hrfoew sagrwwp morrghvd wauind xxxxziuo” either way this plan is DEEPLY FLAWED

Yes

Wasn't thinking too hard

[Block he/him]

I'm not even sure what's going on at this point

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 minutes ago, Block said:

I'm not even sure what's going on at this point

*Draws my knife again* *Stab* I'm pretty *Stab* sure *Stab* you're suppo- *Stab* -sed to *Stab* be dy- *Stab* -ing of *Stab* all the- *Stab* -se wounds *Stab* you're get- *Stab* -ting. *Punch*

[Block he/him]

4 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Draws my knife again* *Stab* I'm pretty *Stab* sure *Stab* you're suppo- *Stab* -sed to *Stab* be dy- *Stab* -ing of *Stab* all the- *Stab* -se wounds *Stab* you're get- *Stab* -ting. *Punch*

I'm been killed so many times I don't think it works anymore.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 minute ago, Block said:

I'm been killed so many times I don't think it works anymore.

Oh well, worth trying. *Does 200 different ways to kill Block for each post he's done*

[Block he/him]

2 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Oh well, worth trying. *Does 200 different ways to kill Block for each post he's done*

Ow. That kinda hurt.

Spoiler

YAY! I've reached 200 posts!

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

*Programs a robot to kill Block once for each time he's posted so I don't have to do it myself*

Spoiler

201 now

 

[Block he/him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Programs a robot to kill Block once for each time he's posted so I don't have to do it myself*

*eats the robot*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 minute ago, Block said:

*eats the robot*

*Gives you Gastroparesis*

[Block he/him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Gives you Gastroparesis*

*rips out my stomach and replaces it with a cool robotic stomach*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

5 minutes ago, Block said:

*rips out my stomach and replaces it with a cool robotic stomach*

*Gives you Trismus*

[Block he/him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Gives you Trismus*

*replaces my head with a cool robotic head*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Just now, Block said:

*replaces my head with a cool robotic head*

"Yayyyy! We won the war! Block doesn't have a brain now, he's a zombie!"

Spoiler

I'm sure that's got to be impossible right??

 

Edited July 3, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Block he/him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

"Yayyyy! We won the war! Block doesn't have a brain now, he's a zombie!"

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I'm sure that's got to be impossible right??

 

I have a cool robotic brain so I'm still a person.

*rips the hair off my old head and attaches to my new head*

Spoiler

Definitely

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

3 minutes ago, Block said:

I have a cool robotic brain so I'm still a person.

*rips the hair off my old head and attaches to my new head*

*Grabs Block and shakes him real hard so the hair falls off*

[Block he/him]

Just now, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Grabs Block and shakes him real hard so the hair falls off*

*puts it back on and uses the almighty duck tape to keep it there*

Spoiler

Lets move over to the other cult with The Cheeseman