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10 hours ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

I asked for access to unlimited stormlight not to hold it.

I gave you access by giving it to you. Are you really going to object because the Nightwatcher is twisting your words?

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I wish for the ability to make people walk in one another's shoes (like the saying, not teleport around people's footwear) 

Posted
3 hours ago, R J said:

I wish for the ability to make people walk in one another's shoes (like the saying, not teleport around people's footwear) 

Ok you can do it. Your bane is that you need to feel peoples fears and worries like their were yours

I wish to have a dragon, which would like me (like normally, not eating)

Posted
35 minutes ago, Emi said:

I wish to have a dragon, which would like me (like normally, not eating)

Granted, normally, the dragon likes you, but not when it's eating, then it wants to eat you too. Your bane is that you are completely incapable of doing anything except breathing.

I wish for a Nahel bond with an ink spren.

Posted
4 hours ago, The_Archivist said:

Granted, normally, the dragon likes you, but not when it's eating, then it wants to eat you too. Your bane is that you are completely incapable of doing anything except breathing.

I wish for a Nahel bond with an ink spren.

Granted, but you broke your Oaths

I wish this thread dies.

 

Posted
6 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Granted, but you broke your Oaths

I wish this thread dies.

 

The Nightwatcher slaps you and ignores your wish. This thread, like her, is immortal. She has been plotting how to make it longer than the supposed “Longest Thread,” and she isn’t about to let some mortal stop her.

I wish to have the ability to lucid dream.

Posted
36 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

The Nightwatcher slaps you and ignores your wish. This thread, like her, is immortal. She has been plotting how to make it longer than the supposed “Longest Thread,” and she isn’t about to let some mortal stop her.

I wish to have the ability to lucid dream.

Granted but you can never sleep again

I wish for a cookie.

Posted

Granted, but it's very dry and kind of disappointing  and sadly, not hemalurgically spiked

 

My brother wishes to be the Nightwatcher's new best friend

Posted
On 4/27/2020 at 6:54 PM, Nameless said:

Granted, but you lose the ability to say or think the words "I wish" in any language.

 

I wish for Excalibur.

Granted. You get a cardboard cosplay version of Excalibur.

I wish for a chocolate macaroon.

Posted
On 5/3/2020 at 7:05 PM, Failsafe said:

My brother wishes to be the Nightwatcher's new best friend 

Granted! The Nightwatcher is very happy that she has a friend. So happy that she won’t ever let him leave... 

I wish for MENTAL HEALTH VISIBILITY :D 

Posted
On 5/5/2020 at 2:49 AM, AonEne said:

Granted! The Nightwatcher is very happy that she has a friend. So happy that she won’t ever let him leave... 

I wish for MENTAL HEALTH VISIBILITY :D 

Granted. You now see everything as if through green-tinted lenses.

I wish for inspiration.

Posted
On 5/6/2020 at 8:24 AM, xinoehp512 said:

I wish for inspiration.

Granted, you are now inspired to become the best assassin ever. Unfortunately you are discovered and given a life sentence in prison.

your bane is to never be able to say anything with the letter G in it again.

I wish for omnipotence and the ability and skill to use it without being harmed in any way.

Posted
15 hours ago, Hoidlovesbacon said:

Granted, you are now inspired to become the best assassin ever. Unfortunately you are discovered and given a life sentence in prison.

your bane is to never be able to say anything with the letter G in it again.

I wish for omnipotence and the ability and skill to use it without being harmed in any way.

Granted, you are omnipotent for .0000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds and so are unable to actually use it as your brainpower is NOT sped up.

I wish to know enough history to get by without having to google it.

Posted
5 minutes ago, Soulbinder said:

Granted, you are omnipotent for .0000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds and so are unable to actually use it as your brainpower is NOT sped up.

I wish to know enough history to get by without having to google it.

You got it, but is too much for a single mind, so you're going crazy

I wish to see my friends again, while quarantine

Posted
Just now, Emi said:

You got it, but is too much for a single mind, so you're going crazy

That's assuming I'm not already crazy. 

I'm pretty sure post-quarantine we're all going to be a tad crazy.

Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, Soulbinder said:

That's assuming I'm not already crazy. 

I'm pretty sure post-quarantine we're all going to be a tad crazy.

True:lol:

It's actually the first time, when I really want to go back to school

Edited by Emi
Posted (edited)
8 hours ago, Emi said:

I wish to see my friends again, while quarantine

The Nightwatcher beckons you forward imperiously. You gulp as you get closer to her, her many hands encircle you, then reach into your pocket to pull your phone out. She opens your social media and takes a selfie with you (you don't look good in that photo btw, very pale and wide eyed) with the caption "your friend made a very stupid mistake coming here". One of your friends who was online at the time video calls you "what the hell is that thing?" she shrieks over the phone. "I just wanted to see you guys again" you cry. "Well, your wish has been granted", The Nightwatcher smiles. "Now for your Bane, I take away your eyesight, you can only see things from your phone's camera"

 

I wish for a magical food delivery service

Edited by R J
Posted
1 hour ago, R J said:

The Nightwatcher beckons you forward imperiously. You gulp as you get closer to her, her many hands encircle you, then reach into your pocket to pull your phone out. She opens your social media and takes a selfie with you (you don't look good in that photo btw, very pale and wide eyed) with the caption "your friend made a very stupid mistake coming here". One of your friends who was online at the time video calls you "what the hell is that thing?" she shrieks over the phone. "I just wanted to see you guys again" you cry. "Well, your wish has been granted", The Nightwatcher smiles. "Now for your Bane, I take away your eyesight, you can only see things from your phone's camera"

 

I wish for a magical food delivery service

You got your magical food delivering. Whenever you want you get food. Your bane is that, you need to live without eating or drinking anything. Your hunger increases, normally, but you don't die because of lacck of food

Posted
On 5/9/2020 at 10:45 AM, Emi said:

You got your magical food delivering. Whenever you want you get food. Your bane is that, you need to live without eating or drinking anything. Your hunger increases, normally, but you don't die because of lacck of food

Err, you're also supposed to make a wish after granting a Boon and Bane

Posted
40 minutes ago, R J said:

Err, you're also supposed to make a wish after granting a Boon and Bane

Really? Ok, then

I wish for a dog

Posted
4 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

You get Nightblood! Without a sheath. With no source of investiture. You're holding it.

I wish for the covid-19 vaccine to be found.

They found it, but now, similar virus appeard.

I wish that my animals could talk with me

Posted
11 hours ago, Emi said:

They found it, but now, similar virus appeard.

I wish that my animals could talk with me

They can talk to you, but they only talk about pocket lint.

I wish for a spike free cookie.

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