Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[BeaverBuster]

10 hours ago, Experience said:

Why? Granted. The bag has 50 lb of flour mixed with 50 lb of salt.

I wish for more books. 

Granted, but none of them are by Brandon Sanderson

I wish to not have nightmares. 

[The_Archivist he/him]

Okay, you have daymares. Which are nightmare like hallucinations.

I wish for better Wi-fi.

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 hour ago, The_Archivist said:

I wish for better Wi-fi.

Granted. Unfortunately, in order to get good wifi, you have to wear the router on your head. Hey, maybe you could start a fashion trend!

I wish for an autograph from Sylphrena

[+Doomstick he/him]

26 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Granted. Unfortunately, in order to get good wifi, you have to wear the router on your head. Hey, maybe you could start a fashion trend!

I wish for an autograph from Sylphrena

Granted, that autograph is in your corpse, as otherwise she can’t sign your forehead in shardblade form.

i wish for more tea

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, you now have all the latest gossip in town. However, now people are gossiping about you, due to your excessive gossiping.

I wish for unparalleled flirting and dating abilities.

[Elend Venture he/him]

2 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, you now have all the latest gossip in town. However, now people are gossiping about you, due to your excessive gossiping.

I wish for unparalleled flirting and dating abilities.

Granted. Your bane is that you have lost the ability to love anyone.

I wish for the NFA act to be repealed.

[Soulbinder she/her]

On 4/20/2020 at 3:36 PM, Elend Venture said:

Granted. Your bane is that you have lost the ability to love anyone.

I wish for the NFA act to be repealed.

Granted, but only after you cease to exist.

I wish for a sequel to Elantris that is not a short story.

[Honorless he/him]

18 hours ago, Soulbinder said:

I wish for a sequel to Elantris that is not a short story.

Granted, but only after you cease to exist (Mwahahahahaha!)

I wish for it to snow tomorrow

[The_Archivist he/him]

Granted, but because of the pandemic people aren't allowed to go outside.

I wish for the power to summon any book I want.

[Experience he/him]

44 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

Granted, but because of the pandemic people aren't allowed to go outside.

I wish for the power to summon any book I want.

Granted, but you can't read anymore.

I wish for a waffle.

[Frustration]

37 minutes ago, Experience said:

Granted, but you can't read anymore.

I wish for a waffle.

Granted but you must Chortle forever

I wish for 1.16 to be released.

[NameIess]

4 minutes ago, Frustration said:

I wish for 1.16 to be released.

Granted. It will be released... in three hundred years.

 

I wish for a magic sword.

Edited April 22, 2020 by Nameless

[Frustration]

Just now, Nameless said:

Granted. It will be released... in three hundred years.

You, you monster...

[NameIess]

Just now, Frustration said:

You, you monster...

I'm sorry, I had to. I guess I'll switch over to bedrock now.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, it’s Nightblood and you’re evil. (This does not represent my real feelings on your morality.) 

I wish for a NightWing friend. 

[Frustration]

Granted but he's blind *wink* *wink*

I wish for potato.

[Experience he/him]

Oh wow. It's been a while since I've read WoF.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

2 hours ago, Frustration said:

I wish for potato.

You getz zee potato, but itz iz zee size of zyour thumb-nail.

I wish for zee Belgium Waffles.

[+Doomstick he/him]

You get a waffle in the shape of Belgium, but it is the size of your thumbnail

 

i wish to own the sun

[Frustration]

17 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

You get a waffle in the shape of Belgium, but it is the size of your thumbnail

 

i wish to own the sun

You get the sun, in you backyard.

I wish to be immune to mosquito.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

27 minutes ago, Frustration said:

You get the sun, in you backyard.

I wish to be immune to mosquito.

Granted, but now you have a strange, immortal monkey that follows you around and sings opera in chimp whenever someone greets you. He is also addicted to barbecue sauce, and will scream if you don’t give him some regularly.

I wish for something good.

[Elend Venture he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that you also get something bad.

Oh, how I wish to go down with the sun,

[AonEne he/him]

9 hours ago, Frustration said:

Granted but he's blind *wink* *wink* 

Ayyyyy best friend ever! Hiiiiiii Starflight, I love youuuu, invent Dragon Braille with Tamarin! I killed the WOF RP and I am rather guilty about ruining it for Silva and Ara and Ink, whoops. 

[NameIess]

19 hours ago, Elend Venture said:

Oh, how I wish to go down with the sun,

Then Nightwatcher stares at you for an instant, then curses you to die whenever the sun next sets at the location you are at.

 

I wish for superspeed.

[Experience he/him]

6 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Then Nightwatcher stares at you for an instant, then curses you to die whenever the sun next sets at the location you are at.

 

I wish for superspeed.

Ahh... But you forgot. The sun doesn't set, it's just the Earth's spin that makes it appear that way. Your pretty much made it so they won't die of old age.

Granted. But your paralyzed.

I wish for time.