Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

Granted, your gift is to not have any senses anymore and your bane is to get 1 thousand boxings.

I wish for... *runs away from night watcher*

Posted (edited)
24 minutes ago, EXPERIENCE said:

I wish for... *runs away from night watcher*

Nightwatcher has more limbs than you. Many, many, many more limbs. You are quickly caught in her many hands.

It was nice knowing you

 

 

I wish for the power to summon lightning

Edited by Dreamer
Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, BeaverBuster said:

I wish for the ability to choose my own bane

Granted! You can choose your own bane:

A) All of your senses are now focused towards the internal rather than the external: you can see your insides, you can smell your insides, you can feel your insides, you can taste your insides, you can hear your insides: but you can't see anything outside of your body, you can't hear sounds that you didn't produce, you can't smell odours not emanating from your body, you can't feel anything on the external side of your skin. You can follow your entire digestive process: see, smell, feel and taste your food becoming turd

B ) becoming an obligate cannibal: you have to eat corpses (you can also eat them bite by bite while they're still alive, if you want). You don't necessarily have to kill someone to feast on their flesh, blood and marrow: an already dead person also works! This is the only way you can get nutrients and satiate your hunger, you can't even stomach any other food. Your hunger pangs are worsened to become thrice as bad. Oh and you still feel hungry around three times a day. You don't get any enhanced vampire or ghoul abilities to go with, you're still just a normie... eh, sort of. See, you're more like a zombie and you'll get worse the longer you go without eating. You'll slowly start to loose any sense of self, any joy, any loss, those day-to-day annoyances. The only way you can continue to feel is to experience the lives of those you ate. Then you'll feel alive again

C) You have to earn every hour of your day here on this Earth. Twice over. For every hour you experience living your life, you have to spend two hours in complete sensory deprivation. In a state where you are somehow completely aware and awake but without a body. You exist but there's nothing: not in the sense of darkness but in the sense of that thing at the edge of your vision, you know? Our eyes have a visual range, that means we can only see things within a certain visual field, beyond that angle... it isn't darkness... it just isn't anything. That's what you... "see". That and a true silence. And absolutely no part of your body touching anything, feeling anything, since you don't have a body to begin with. Oh and I do mean an hour for two! As in, if you want to experience 3 continuous hours of life, you have to earn it by experiencing 6 continuous hours of nothingness. Another Oh! That time of nothingness is taken off your lifespan.

Choose!

 

Hmm... What to wish for? Oh! I want a gaydar! 

Edited by Dreamer
Posted
14 hours ago, Dreamer said:

I want a gaydar! 

Granted, you now instantly recognize the sexual orientation of anyone around you! Which makes it easy to tell that as your bane, only straight girls will flirt with you or ask you on dates. (Not devastating, as you can still ask out whoever you like.) 

I wish that I knew the best way to personalize help for anyone who needs it. 

Posted
22 hours ago, Dreamer said:

Granted! You can choose your own bane:

A) All of your senses are now focused towards the internal rather than the external: you can see your insides, you can smell your insides, you can feel your insides, you can taste your insides, you can hear your insides: but you can't see anything outside of your body, you can't hear sounds that you didn't produce, you can't smell odours not emanating from your body, you can't feel anything on the external side of your skin. You can follow your entire digestive process: see, smell, feel and taste your food becoming turd

B ) becoming an obligate cannibal: you have to eat corpses (you can also eat them bite by bite while they're still alive, if you want). You don't necessarily have to kill someone to feast on their flesh, blood and marrow: an already dead person also works! This is the only way you can get nutrients and satiate your hunger, you can't even stomach any other food. Your hunger pangs are worsened to become thrice as bad. Oh and you still feel hungry around three times a day. You don't get any enhanced vampire or ghoul abilities to go with, you're still just a normie... eh, sort of. See, you're more like a zombie and you'll get worse the longer you go without eating. You'll slowly start to loose any sense of self, any joy, any loss, those day-to-day annoyances. The only way you can continue to feel is to experience the lives of those you ate. Then you'll feel alive again

C) You have to earn every hour of your day here on this Earth. Twice over. For every hour you experience living your life, you have to spend two hours in complete sensory deprivation. In a state where you are somehow completely aware and awake but without a body. You exist but there's nothing: not in the sense of darkness but in the sense of that thing at the edge of your vision, you know? Our eyes have a visual range, that means we can only see things within a certain visual field, beyond that angle... it isn't darkness... it just isn't anything. That's what you... "see". That and a true silence. And absolutely no part of your body touching anything, feeling anything, since you don't have a body to begin with. Oh and I do mean an hour for two! As in, if you want to experience 3 continuous hours of life, you have to earn it by experiencing 6 continuous hours of nothingness. Another Oh! That time of nothingness is taken off your lifespan.

Choose!

 

Hmm... What to wish for? Oh! I want a gaydar! 

Hmm, I think I'll take C

Useful for thinking of new Sanderson theories without any interruptions.

Posted
15 hours ago, AonEne said:

Granted, you now instantly recognize the sexual orientation of anyone around you! Which makes it easy to tell that as your bane, only straight girls will flirt with you or ask you on dates. (Not devastating, as you can still ask out whoever you like.) 

I wish that I knew the best way to personalize help for anyone who needs it. 

Granted, but from here on out, any help you get is unhelpful and very broad. The only way to gain information is through books. 

 

I wish for Brandon Sanderson to publish books at twice the pace he is currently. 

Posted
1 hour ago, Daneil said:

Granted, but from here on out, any help you get is unhelpful and very broad. The only way to gain information is through books. 

 

I wish for Brandon Sanderson to publish books at twice the pace he is currently. 

Granted, he changes his reader base from YA to E, and never finishes the cosmere.

I wish for a soul

Posted

Granted you know have my friends soul. But you can't eat unless your eating with batman.

I wish for a 5:02 mile time.

Posted

Granted. You are now able to run a mile between 5:02 am and 5:02 pm

My brother wishes that every time he sneezed he could summon lightning out his nose.

Posted

Granted, but every time he does, he shocks himself unconscious.

I wish someone would actually care I wrote a book enough to try it.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Soulbinder said:

I wish someone would actually care I wrote a book enough to try it.

If you write a book, I will read it.:D

Posted

I did, but I haven’t got many people to actually read it. Last count was six. Five of which are family members.

Posted
19 minutes ago, Soulbinder said:

Granted, but every time he does, he shocks himself unconscious.

I wish someone would actually care I wrote a book enough to try it.

Granted, but they are all under the age of 10, and continue to pester you with emails every second of your life till you die. 

 

I wish for a life size cut out of Brandon Sanderson. 

Posted
8 minutes ago, EXPERIENCE said:

Would I be able to read it?

Sure, I could send you a link. It’s not too long (at least compared to Sanderson books).

Posted
Just now, Daneil said:

Granted, but they are all under the age of 10, and continue to pester you with emails every second of your life till you die. 

 

I wish for a life size cut out of Brandon Sanderson. 

Umm... Ok then. Granted, but the ink ran out so it's a blank piece of cardboard in the shape of Brandon Sanderson.

I wish for another dog.

Posted
1 minute ago, Soulbinder said:

Sure, I could send you a link. It’s not too long (at least compared to Sanderson books).

Please do!

Posted

Granted, but your dog lacks all color and appendages. 

I wish for an autonomous robot Brandon Sanderson, that continues to make books for the rest of eternity. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, Soulbinder said:

Sure, I could send you a link. It’s not too long (at least compared to Sanderson books).

Hey. May I read it as well? 

Posted

What is this about a book?

3 minutes ago, Daneil said:

Granted, but your dog lacks all color and appendages. 

I wish for an autonomous robot Brandon Sanderson, that continues to make books for the rest of eternity. 

Granted, but they're the quality of the text that comes out of https://talktotransformer.com/

I wish to create my own boon after receiving my bane.

Posted
1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

What is this about a book?

I was ranting about this draft I wrote and then couldn’t convince very many people to read. Sorry. 

Posted
4 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

I wish to create my own boon after receiving my bane.

Granted, your bane is that you're no longer capable of communication.

Now then, what is your boon? What's that? I can't understand you

 

I wish for a Monkey's Paw

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...