Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Granted, but it’s made like a potato chip, and therefore burned and dissolved in oil

I wish to be able to socialize face to face with people

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, DoomStick said:

I wish to be able to socialize face to face with people

Granted. You are arrested and thrown into jail with over thirty serial killers.

 

I wish for truth.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but I can’t give it to you. I’m Truthless. You must go on a journey of self discovery and service for one decade. By the end, however, you will be so wise that you can answer anyone’s questions.

I wish to be an earthbender. Or fire bender. Or air. Heck even water. Just one of the elements.

[Failsafe she/her]

Granted. You are now a uranium bender. A uranium bender who is susceptible to radiation poisoning. 

I wish my laundry was put away.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Failsafe said:

I wish my laundry was put away.

Granted, your laundry is put into prison for the next 50 years.

 

I wish for an indestructible foam Shardblade that I can summon and dismiss like a Radiant Shardblade.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but you can’t seem to remember where you put it away...

I wish to specifically be an Earthbender. As seen in Avatar: The Last Airbender. Like Toph.

Edit: I also wish to never be ninja’d ever again...

Edited March 22, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Failsafe she/her]

Granted, but you are also blind like toph.

 

I wish for a waffle

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

I LOVE Avatar (Last airbender)!

Idonno if this is even relevant but i would be an airbender.

And i would ALSO wish for a Waffle.

[NameIess]

15 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, but you can’t seem to remember where you put it away...

Edit- oh, I ninja'd you

Edited March 22, 2020 by Nameless

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

11 minutes ago, Failsafe said:

Granted, but you are also blind like toph.

Worth it, every time!

Edited March 22, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[AonEne he/him]

58 minutes ago, Nameless said:

I wish for an indestructible foam Shardblade that I can summon and dismiss like a Radiant Shardblade.

Granted but now you have to give people all your waffles. 

I wish for brown sugar. 

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

14 minutes ago, AonEne said:

you have to give people all your waffles. 

NO!!! Not the Waffles!!!! NOOOOOOOOO! *sob* No!!! *sob* 

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, The Hero of Masks said:

NO!!! Not the Waffles!!!! NOOOOOOOOO! *sob* No!!! *sob* 

I was granting your wish! 

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

3 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I was granting your wish! 

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! My bad.

But thank you for the WAFFLES!! 

(That's embarrassing)

[AonEne he/him]

Don’t worry about it, just a misunderstanding  

[Failsafe she/her]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

I wish for brown sugar. 

Granted, but the brown color doesn't come from molasses, but from dirt

 

And of course my brother has another request. He wishes for the ability to toast anything (particularly bananas) with his mind. 

[AonEne he/him]

Can you just tell your brother that he’s a gem?  

[Failsafe she/her]

"yay! A random stranger on The internet likes me" 

And in case you were worried about all his 90s kids, the sheep is so they can have clothes and the toaster thing is so he can feed them.

[Emerald_Mage he/him]

17 hours ago, Failsafe said:

And of course my brother has another request. He wishes for the ability to toast anything (particularly bananas) with his mind. 

Granted. He may lift a glass to anything in his mind, but he cannot actually touch glass.

 

I wish for the ability to fly.

[Failsafe she/her]

Granted, but you don't have the ability to land.

He wishes for scholarships for all his 90's kids

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but they are only to small-scale community colleges, and only pay for 1% of the cost.

I wish for freedom.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Granted. You see that sword right there? It has a bad habit of poisoning your mind. Enjoy your freedom!

 

I wish for Stormlight 4 to be out.

[NameIess]

4 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

I wish for Stormlight 4 to be out.

Granted. Stormlight 4 is now out... of consideration for being published, or even written. Brandon will burn his notes and his rough draft, swearing off of ever writing Stormlight 4. Your bane is that every single fan of the series will instantly know not only why this has happened, but also where you live, your full name, you email address, phone number, bank password, credit card number, and social security number.

 

I wish that every wish I have ever made will be undone, along with all the banes I have received.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, Nameless said:

Granted. Stormlight 4 is now out... of consideration for being published, or even written. Brandon will burn his notes and his rough draft, swearing off of ever writing Stormlight 4. Your bane is that every single fan of the series will instantly know not only why this has happened, but also where you live, your full name, you email address, phone number, bank password, credit card number, and social security number.

As if Brandon swearing off writing wasn't a bane enough!

Also if people know my bank password, then that means I know my bank password, which I feel like I probably should, but don't.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

As if Brandon swearing off writing wasn't a bane enough!

He's only putting writing Stormlight 4 out of consideration. Not the other series.

Edited March 23, 2020 by Nameless