Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[CrazyManth3 he/him]

Uh, granted, but their curse instead manifests as your own physical pain. As in they get no curse, but any pain you have is 3 times as worse (so if you are not in pain, you feel fine).

I wish for an array of birds that were born near Patji's eye.

Edited December 11, 2019 by Ookla the Crazy

[Knight of Iron she/they]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Crazy said:

I wish for an array of birds that were born near Patji's eye.

Granted! You get a beautiful array and variety of birds born near Patji's eye.

As per the wish granted by, ironically, himself, @Ookla the Prolific will now bear the aforementioned curse of having 3x worse pain.

[Honorless he/him]

9 hours ago, Knight of Iron said:

Granted! You get a beautiful array and variety of birds born near Patji's eye.

As per the wish granted by, ironically, himself, @Ookla the Prolific will now bear the aforementioned curse of having 3x worse pain.

You gotta make a wish

[Knight of Iron she/they]

8 hours ago, Honorless said:

You gotta make a wish

Sorry.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

3 hours ago, Knight of Iron said:

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

Granted, the rules of the thread change. Suddenly, all our wishes were for nothing. We had no reason, we have no excuse. And so we go on, knowing that what we did was not needed. We burn this thread to the ground in our agony, for all the cruelty was ours and ours alone. Only a few make it away sane and mostly okay.

I wish for the Wandersail novella to come out.

Edited December 12, 2019 by Ookla the Bookish
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[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

On 12/4/2019 at 8:06 PM, FatherTiempo said:

Seeing that you are indeed heavier than a duck

Because ducks, along with wood, float.

[+Ed Venture]

15 hours ago, Ookla the Bookish said:

I wish for the Wandersail novella to come out.

Granted, but you’re the deal king.

I is wishing for time to compress around me at will. It is adjustable and selectable for when it activates. The bubble of compressed time is at least five feet in diameter and no more than ten. It compresses time to a maximum of one second to an hour and a minimum of one second to two. This ability comes at no cost to me, or anyone else. The power to fuel this comes directly from the Nightwatcher.

Edited December 13, 2019 by Ookla the Journey

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Granted!

But my power does not come for free. Every time you use your ability, I must take something from your body. Payment, for the use of my power to fuel your manipulation of time. 

I'll start with your fingers, 

 

 

I wish to forget everything, get one million dollars, and to live in a country house in Ireland.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but another Irish revolution happens, and they target the rich.

I wish for the fifth smash bros character to have been announced during the game awards last night

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

18 minutes ago, Ookla the Imperial said:

I wish for the fifth smash bros character to have been announced during the game awards last night

(Same here)

Granted, the Nightwatcher reverses time and the fifth dlc character is revealed. It’s the character you’ve always dreamed about being in Smash. However, Sakurai wanted to do something different with this character, and they are only playable using a Wii remote.

(I struggled to think of a bane because every time I thought of one, I’d think “No! That’s too terrible! Imagine if it actually happened!”)

I wish that I would get out of my reading slump. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Hehehe.... you fool! I was a champion back in brawl!! I AM UNSTOPPABLE ON THE WII REMOTE!!

And granted, you pick up the first Wheel of Time book, but the bane is you have to finish the series.

I wish for winter break to be here

Edited December 13, 2019 by Ookla the Imperial

[Knight of Iron she/they]

5 hours ago, Ookla the Imperial said:

I wish for winter break to be here

Granted! Your entire country is flooded with a miles worth of snow and everybody is buried alive. The temperature drops to -50 degrees Fahrenheit / -45 degrees Celsius. Everyone still somehow has internet (fueled by Cultivation's Investiture, of course) and they communicate the news nationwide that winter break has begun and will end when they figure out how to get rid of all the snow.

Your bane is that you are now allergic to snow.

I wish to join the Ghostbloods.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

BLIZZARD OF '93!

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Wish I was alive for that

[AonEne he/him]

6 hours ago, Knight of Iron said:

I wish to join the Ghostbloods. 

Granted! No bane because you’re a possible RPer  

I wish for a harmless cookie. 

Edited December 14, 2019 by Ookla the Roleplayer
Edit: at least, granted if they agree

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, you go to a website that uses harmless cookies. They even have a pop-up notification letting you know! Your bane is that you now have a strange craving to eat computers.

I wish for [insert clever wish here]

Edited December 14, 2019 by Ookla the Imperial

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Granted, but your wish is so clever that it outsmarts you and then takes over the shard. Your bane is that you have to watch it slowly delete every single thread ever made. 

 

I wish that I had the best Christmas ornament in the universe.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but you have to mak e a two hour drive to find it

I wish to not be tired

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Granted, you slowly waste away from sleep deprivation, but you never feel tired so you never take that much needed nap.

I wish to make a perfect score on the ACT

Edited December 14, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

Granted, but now the Nightwatcher forces you to study all the questions even though you have already got the perfect score.

I wish I knew what Fabrisan's Conundrum was.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The Nightwatcher grants you your boon, though she isn’t quite sure exactly what you asked. Instead, you receive a box of Cheez-It’s.

I wish for forgiveness.

[+Ed Venture]

Jay, weather this is a serious plea for help, or a Dalinar joke. The Nightwatcher grants this wish, giving you a strong belief that you are redeemable and that hope is eternal. Your bane is that you cry at the next Disney movie you watch.

I wish for a warm blanket.

Edited December 17, 2019 by Ookla the Journey

[One_Armed he/him]

Granted, every time you will cover in a blanket, the blanket will set on fire.

I wish for an exodihodron polyheadral Squinkele.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

On 17/12/2019 at 7:27 PM, ookla the unchanged said:

I wish for an exodihodron polyheadral Squinkele.

The Nightwatcher blinks at you. “Uhhhh... what?” 

She asks you to repeat your request, and frantically types it into google behind her back. No results. 

So she decides to give you a hula hoop and a bane that your tongue may fall out if you speak too much (don’t worry, you can put it back in). 

(But seriously, what is an exodihodron polyheadral Squinkele? I tried googling it, and couldn’t get anywhere)

I wish that I could meet characters from the cosmere (provided they won’t kill anyone). 

[CrazyManth3 he/him]

Granted, your favorite characters Marsh, Sixth of the Dusk, and Szeth all come over to your house to meet you. They won't kill anyone, but you are now blind and will never know what they look like.

I simply wish for a bead of Lerasium to gain undiluted Allomantic powers.