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3 minutes ago, Honorless said:

I wish for the ability to alter the shape and colour of my body, including hair and eyes

"Granted," Ookla the Father booms, temporarily taking the place of the Nightwatcher. "You will experiment with your gift, making yourself look like Jimmy Durante, then your talent will vanish."

"I wish to be FT again." FT manages to gasp through Ookla the Father. 

"SILENCE FOOL!" Ookla the Father booms, squishing FT's head back into a box.

Edited by Ookla the Father
Posted
3 minutes ago, Honorless said:

Foolish mortal! How many times have you come here with the same wish? How many? Even I do not have power over your instructors!

I wish for the ability to alter the shape and colour of my body, including hair and eyes

 

Oh dear god, how many ninjas-! Ugh! 

Granted, but (you guessed it) every time you alter anything, one of Ene's dogs dies.

 

I wish for more dogs to be delivered to Ene, then all obtain rabies and die

Posted
3 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said:

I wish Ene had  a hundred dogs delivered to her by a local charity, but then they all died of small pox within the week.

Granted. The Nightwatcher turns you into a frog and delivers you to a science lab to be dissected.

3 minutes ago, Honorless said:

Foolish mortal! How many times have you come here with the same wish? How many? Even I do not have power over your instructors!

I wish for the ability to alter the shape and colour of my body, including hair and eyes

 

Oh dear god, how many ninjas-! Ugh! 

Granted. You now have vivid, disturbing nightmares every single night. Every. Single. One. They gradually get worse, until you become unable to sleep at all.

Posted
1 minute ago, Ookla the Father said:

"Granted," Ookla the Father booms, temporarily taking the place of the Nightwatcher. "You will experiment with your gift, making yourself look like Jimmy Derante, then you talent will vanish."

I wish to be FT again. FT manages to gasp through Ookla the Father. 

"Silence Fool."

Unfortunately, the Nightwatcher has been replaced by Ookla the Genie

your wish is rejected.

 

I wish for more dogs of Ene's to die

Posted
Just now, Ookla the Dog Hater said:

Granted, but (you guessed it) every time you alter anything, one of Ene's dogs dies.

 

I wish for more dogs to be delivered to Ene, then all obtain rabies and die

You have been :ph34r:'ed. The Dogs live.

I am coming for your cats

Posted
1 minute ago, Honorless said:

You have been :ph34r:'ed. The Dogs live.

I am coming for your cats

read the posts carefully. None of them ninja me. I read them.

I wish for Ene to have to experience the suffering of each of her dogs, feel it, before they die. Then have a thousand dogs be tortured to death.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Ookla the Blue said:

Granted. The Nightwatcher turns you into a frog and delivers you to a science lab to be dissected.

Granted. You now have vivid, disturbing nightmares every single night. Every. Single. One. They gradually get worse, until you become unable to sleep at all.

Uh, you've been ninja'ed. Also you're supposed to make a wish after granting one

Posted
2 minutes ago, Ookla the Father said:

"Granted," Ookla the Father booms, temporarily taking the place of the Nightwatcher. "You will experiment with your gift, making yourself look like Jimmy Durante, then your talent will vanish."

"I wish to be FT again." FT manages to gasp through Ookla the Father. 

"SILENCE FOOL!" Ookla the Father booms, squishing FT's head back into a box.

Granted. Narrator Master of Silence sues you for copyright infringement and takes everything you own.

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said:

Granted, but (you guessed it) every time you alter anything, one of Ene's dogs dies.

 

I wish for more dogs to be delivered to Ene, then all obtain rabies and die

Granted, but a genetic mutation causes a genetic disease in you that causes your body to begin to decay while leaving you fully aware and alive.

Posted
Just now, Ookla the Blue said:

Granted. Narrator Master of Silence sues you for copyright infringement and takes everything you own.

Granted, but a genetic mutation causes a genetic disease in you that causes your body to begin to decay while leaving you fully aware and alive.

xino... you're really behind.

also apparently one of these posts got upvoted. You are all sick, sick people

Posted
4 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said:

Unfortunately, the Nightwatcher has been replaced by Ookla the Genie

your wish is rejected.

 

I wish for more dogs of Ene's to die

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said:

read the posts carefully. None of them ninja me. I read them.

I wish for Ene to have to experience the suffering of each of her dogs, feel it, before they die. Then have a thousand dogs be tortured to death.

Granted. Your worst nightmare becomes reality.

I wish for more vivid dreams.

 

Posted (edited)
12 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said:

I'm supposed to be working on ELA! Instead I'm sitting here murdering Ene's dogs!

I wish Ene had  a hundred dogs delivered to her by a local charity, but then they all died of small pox within the week.

The wish was never granted, so granted! No boon!

I wish for no AP gov projects!

@Ookla the Blue, granted, they’re all nightmares.

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Posted
Just now, Ookla the Blue said:

Granted. Your worst nightmare becomes reality.

I wish for more vivid dreams.

 

granted. They are all nightmares, and you are stuck in them, asleep, forever.

I wish for all the dogs in the universe to kneel over and die of heart attack.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said:

read the posts carefully. None of them ninja me. I read them.

I wish for Ene to have to experience the suffering of each of her dogs, feel it, before they die. Then have a thousand dogs be tortured to death.

*raises an eyebrow* yes, context I suppose, but I still consider them ninja'ed since the post had already been responded to. Also, you're supposed to make a wish after granting one

Posted
1 minute ago, Ookla the Imperial said:

Granted, you are now a dog.

I wish for some $$

$$ $$ $$

There you go.

Granted.

You can now no longer find a fingernail trimmer ever again.

I wish for happiness for all.

Posted
1 minute ago, Ookla the Blue said:

$$ $$ $$

There you go.

Granted.

You can now no longer find a fingernail trimmer ever again.

I wish for happiness for all.

granted. Except for Ene, who sits there, suffering, because all her dogs die.

I wish that I was a dnd bard IRL.

 

Posted
Just now, Ookla the Imperial said:

Granted, but I’m your Dragonborn thief companion. And I just rolled a nat 20 for robbing you of your instruments.

I WISH FOR EVERYONE TO TYPE IN ALL-CAPS.

GRANTED

BUT NO ONE CAN USE ANY PUNCTUATION EITHER

I WISH FOR THIS TO END WITHIN FIVE POSTS

Posted
1 minute ago, Ookla the Imperial said:

Granted, but I’m your Dragonborn thief companion. And I just rolled a nat 20 for robbing you of your instruments.

I WISH FOR EVERYONE TO TYPE IN ALL-CAPS.

GRANTED. BUT NOW ANYTIME ANYONE POSTS IN CAPITALIZED LETTERS, ONE OF ENE'S AFTERLIFE DOGS GETS ERADICATED

I WISH FOR SOME DOGS BACK SO I CAN KILL EM

Posted
Just now, Ookla the Dog Hater said:

GRANTED. BUT NOW ANYTIME ANYONE POSTS IN CAPITALIZED LETTERS, ONE OF ENE'S AFTERLIFE DOGS GETS ERADICATED

I WISH FOR SOME DOGS BACK SO I CAN KILL EM

Granted. You are now a dog lover.

I wish for Silence.

Posted
21 minutes ago, Ookla the Imperial said:

I WISH FOR MORE TIME TO TYPE ON THE SHARD

Granted but your caps lock is broken, you think you are writing in caps but others see only lowercase. 
I wish that people will stop killing animals on this post! It is really hurting me.

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