FatherTiempo he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Honorless said: I wish for the ability to alter the shape and colour of my body, including hair and eyes "Granted," Ookla the Father booms, temporarily taking the place of the Nightwatcher. "You will experiment with your gift, making yourself look like Jimmy Durante, then your talent will vanish." "I wish to be FT again." FT manages to gasp through Ookla the Father. "SILENCE FOOL!" Ookla the Father booms, squishing FT's head back into a box. Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Father 1
+Ark1002 Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Honorless said: Foolish mortal! How many times have you come here with the same wish? How many? Even I do not have power over your instructors! I wish for the ability to alter the shape and colour of my body, including hair and eyes Oh dear god, how many ninjas-! Ugh! Granted, but (you guessed it) every time you alter anything, one of Ene's dogs dies. I wish for more dogs to be delivered to Ene, then all obtain rabies and die
xinoehp512 he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said: I wish Ene had a hundred dogs delivered to her by a local charity, but then they all died of small pox within the week. Granted. The Nightwatcher turns you into a frog and delivers you to a science lab to be dissected. 3 minutes ago, Honorless said: Foolish mortal! How many times have you come here with the same wish? How many? Even I do not have power over your instructors! I wish for the ability to alter the shape and colour of my body, including hair and eyes Oh dear god, how many ninjas-! Ugh! Granted. You now have vivid, disturbing nightmares every single night. Every. Single. One. They gradually get worse, until you become unable to sleep at all.
+Ark1002 Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Ookla the Father said: "Granted," Ookla the Father booms, temporarily taking the place of the Nightwatcher. "You will experiment with your gift, making yourself look like Jimmy Derante, then you talent will vanish." I wish to be FT again. FT manages to gasp through Ookla the Father. "Silence Fool." Unfortunately, the Nightwatcher has been replaced by Ookla the Genie your wish is rejected. I wish for more dogs of Ene's to die
Honorless he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Just now, Ookla the Dog Hater said: Granted, but (you guessed it) every time you alter anything, one of Ene's dogs dies. I wish for more dogs to be delivered to Ene, then all obtain rabies and die You have been 'ed. The Dogs live. I am coming for your cats
+Ark1002 Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Honorless said: You have been 'ed. The Dogs live. I am coming for your cats read the posts carefully. None of them ninja me. I read them. I wish for Ene to have to experience the suffering of each of her dogs, feel it, before they die. Then have a thousand dogs be tortured to death.
Honorless he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ookla the Blue said: Granted. The Nightwatcher turns you into a frog and delivers you to a science lab to be dissected. Granted. You now have vivid, disturbing nightmares every single night. Every. Single. One. They gradually get worse, until you become unable to sleep at all. Uh, you've been ninja'ed. Also you're supposed to make a wish after granting one
xinoehp512 he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Father said: "Granted," Ookla the Father booms, temporarily taking the place of the Nightwatcher. "You will experiment with your gift, making yourself look like Jimmy Durante, then your talent will vanish." "I wish to be FT again." FT manages to gasp through Ookla the Father. "SILENCE FOOL!" Ookla the Father booms, squishing FT's head back into a box. Granted. Narrator Master of Silence sues you for copyright infringement and takes everything you own. 1 minute ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said: Granted, but (you guessed it) every time you alter anything, one of Ene's dogs dies. I wish for more dogs to be delivered to Ene, then all obtain rabies and die Granted, but a genetic mutation causes a genetic disease in you that causes your body to begin to decay while leaving you fully aware and alive.
+Ark1002 Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Just now, Ookla the Blue said: Granted. Narrator Master of Silence sues you for copyright infringement and takes everything you own. Granted, but a genetic mutation causes a genetic disease in you that causes your body to begin to decay while leaving you fully aware and alive. xino... you're really behind. also apparently one of these posts got upvoted. You are all sick, sick people
xinoehp512 he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said: Unfortunately, the Nightwatcher has been replaced by Ookla the Genie your wish is rejected. I wish for more dogs of Ene's to die 1 minute ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said: read the posts carefully. None of them ninja me. I read them. I wish for Ene to have to experience the suffering of each of her dogs, feel it, before they die. Then have a thousand dogs be tortured to death. Granted. Your worst nightmare becomes reality. I wish for more vivid dreams.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said: I'm supposed to be working on ELA! Instead I'm sitting here murdering Ene's dogs! I wish Ene had a hundred dogs delivered to her by a local charity, but then they all died of small pox within the week. The wish was never granted, so granted! No boon! I wish for no AP gov projects! @Ookla the Blue, granted, they’re all nightmares. Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Imperial
+Ark1002 Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Just now, Ookla the Blue said: Granted. Your worst nightmare becomes reality. I wish for more vivid dreams. granted. They are all nightmares, and you are stuck in them, asleep, forever. I wish for all the dogs in the universe to kneel over and die of heart attack.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Granted, you are now a dog. I wish for some $$
Honorless he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said: read the posts carefully. None of them ninja me. I read them. I wish for Ene to have to experience the suffering of each of her dogs, feel it, before they die. Then have a thousand dogs be tortured to death. *raises an eyebrow* yes, context I suppose, but I still consider them ninja'ed since the post had already been responded to. Also, you're supposed to make a wish after granting one
xinoehp512 he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Ookla the Imperial said: Granted, you are now a dog. I wish for some $$ $$ $$ $$ There you go. Granted. You can now no longer find a fingernail trimmer ever again. I wish for happiness for all.
+Ark1002 Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Ookla the Blue said: $$ $$ $$ There you go. Granted. You can now no longer find a fingernail trimmer ever again. I wish for happiness for all. granted. Except for Ene, who sits there, suffering, because all her dogs die. I wish that I was a dnd bard IRL.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Granted, but I’m your Dragonborn thief companion. And I just rolled a nat 20 for robbing you of your instruments. I WISH FOR EVERYONE TO TYPE IN ALL-CAPS.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Just now, Ookla the Imperial said: Granted, but I’m your Dragonborn thief companion. And I just rolled a nat 20 for robbing you of your instruments. I WISH FOR EVERYONE TO TYPE IN ALL-CAPS. GRANTED BUT NO ONE CAN USE ANY PUNCTUATION EITHER I WISH FOR THIS TO END WITHIN FIVE POSTS
+Ark1002 Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Ookla the Imperial said: Granted, but I’m your Dragonborn thief companion. And I just rolled a nat 20 for robbing you of your instruments. I WISH FOR EVERYONE TO TYPE IN ALL-CAPS. GRANTED. BUT NOW ANYTIME ANYONE POSTS IN CAPITALIZED LETTERS, ONE OF ENE'S AFTERLIFE DOGS GETS ERADICATED I WISH FOR SOME DOGS BACK SO I CAN KILL EM
xinoehp512 he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Just now, Ookla the Dog Hater said: GRANTED. BUT NOW ANYTIME ANYONE POSTS IN CAPITALIZED LETTERS, ONE OF ENE'S AFTERLIFE DOGS GETS ERADICATED I WISH FOR SOME DOGS BACK SO I CAN KILL EM Granted. You are now a dog lover. I wish for Silence.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) GRANTED BUT THEYRE ALL DEAD BECAUSE OF YOUR PREVIOUS WISHES @Ookla the Blue GRANTED YOU NEVER HEAR YOUR BOOM AND YOU ARE ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT IT IS I WISH FOR MORE TIME TO TYPE ON THE SHARD Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Imperial
Honorless he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Enough with the puppy killing! Go kill some kittens instead!
Lunamor she/her Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 How about we just not slaughter baby animals? 1
Aon Tia she/her Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 21 minutes ago, Ookla the Imperial said: I WISH FOR MORE TIME TO TYPE ON THE SHARD Granted but your caps lock is broken, you think you are writing in caps but others see only lowercase. I wish that people will stop killing animals on this post! It is really hurting me.
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