Aon Tia she/her Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Just now, Ookla the Very Handsome said: I wish Ene wasn't going to kill me for this Granted Ene will not kill you but I will. You are dead! I wish for another puppy to give to Ene.
+Ark1002 Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Just now, The traveller said: Granted Ene will not kill you but I will. You are dead! I wish for another puppy to give to Ene. Granted. This puppy gets run over by a car soon after Ene gets it. I wish y'all wouldn't be angry with me for these posts
Lunamor she/her Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said: Granted. This puppy gets run over by a car soon after Ene gets it. I wish y'all wouldn't be angry with me for these posts *growls*
Aon Tia she/her Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 5 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said: I wish y'all wouldn't be angry with me for these posts Granted we are not angry but vengeful. I wish for a pet chasmfiend
Honorless he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 21 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said: Granted. This puppy gets run over by a car soon after Ene gets it. I wish y'all wouldn't be angry with me for these posts Yo! Change that name, @Ookla the Dog Hater!
+Ed Venture Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 7 hours ago, The traveller said: I wish for a pet chasmfiend Granted, however you now hear the sounds of hundreds of chihuahuas being crushed under steamrollers for the rest of eternity. I wish for a car door.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Granted, but it’s falls right on top of Ene’s puppy, killing it. Your bane is that you have to deal with Ene now. I wish for some Krispy Cream donuts 1
Knight of Iron she/they Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Granted, but they're burnt black now. I wish I had wished something last time.
One_Armed he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Granted, you now have PTSD and relive your past evreyday. I wish for an ookla.
AonEne he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) Y'ALL, STOP KILLING MY RUSTING PUPPIES Granted, here I am, and everyone on this thread now has the sensation that they are being glared at for the rest of their lives, because I am mentally glaring at all of you. Except Luna and Trav. I wish for an adult dog this time. Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Roleplayer Edit: I'm joking, in case that didn't come through. Not actually mad.
NameIess Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Roleplayer said: I wish for an adult dog this time. Granted, it dies of old age the day after you receive it. I wish that @Ookla the Roleplayer would always have their pets die, no matter what wishes are made. 1
+Ark1002 Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 9 hours ago, Ookla the Roleplayer said: Y'ALL, STOP KILLING MY RUSTING PUPPIES Granted, here I am, and everyone on this thread now has the sensation that they are being glared at for the rest of their lives, because I am mentally glaring at all of you. Except Luna and Trav. I wish for an adult dog this time. Granted. The adult dog dies. By explosion. I wish I didn't need braces. 9 hours ago, Llstml said: Granted, it dies of old age the day after you receive it. I wish that @Ookla the Roleplayer would always have their pets die, no matter what wishes are made. ah, someone of the same mindset, I see granted. Except for cats. She can wish for all the cats she wants. Your bane is that you drown in the blood of the dead dogs
xinoehp512 he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, Ookla the Roleplayer said: Y'ALL, STOP KILLING MY RUSTING PUPPIES Granted, here I am, and everyone on this thread now has the sensation that they are being glared at for the rest of their lives, because I am mentally glaring at all of you. Except Luna and Trav. I wish for an adult dog this time. Granted. You are now a touchy individual who can never seem to say anything right. You get upset about the smallest things, get tongue-tied and make a fool of yourself, then realize in shame how ridiculous you sound only after you've said it. You like dogs. Dogs don't care how you say things. I wish for peace for my soul.
FatherTiempo he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) I was just working on a post where Ene's dog grows to an enormous size, causing a massive spike in global warming, the destruction of Mount Everest, and finally ending with the earth plunging into the sun. I need to type faster. Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Father
+Ark1002 Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Blue said: Granted. You are now a touchy individual who can never seem to say anything right. You get upset about the smallest things, get tongue-tied and make a fool of yourself, then realize in shame how ridiculous you sound only after you've said it. You like dogs. Dogs don't care how you say things. I wish for peace for my soul. so now she's that person, and her dog died twice. oof. Granted. Your soul was ripped into little pieces.
Honorless he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 What the-! Enough with the dog murder! May all your cats choke on their hairball and maul your faces off
FatherTiempo he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Well, he did die in the end I suppose. But he lived to a ripe old age of a hundred and three.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) @Ookla the Father, you’re last unintentional wish of wanting to type faster: Granted, but for every button you hit, one of Ene’s dogs die. I wish for no chemistry homework Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Imperial
xinoehp512 he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said: Granted. The adult dog dies. By explosion. I wish I didn't need braces. Granted, you are now 103 and don't have teeth. 1 minute ago, Ookla the Imperial said: Granted, but for every button you hit, one of Ene’s dogs die. I wish for no chemistry homework Granted, but you have an enormous project due in every other one of your classes that you haven't even started yet. Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Blue
Honorless he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Ookla the Imperial said: @Ookla the Father, you’re last unintentional wish of wanting to type faster: Granted, but for every button you hit, one of Ene’s dogs die. I wish for no chemistry homework Grrrrrrr
FatherTiempo he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 O H D A N G. T H A T I S G O I N G T O B E A P R O B L E M F O R D O G P O P U L A T I O N S. 3
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Ookla the Blue said: Granted, but you have an enormous project due in every other one of your classes that you haven't even started yet. You’re not wrong... at least for one class Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Imperial
+Ark1002 Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Ookla the Imperial said: You’re not wrong... at least for one class I'm supposed to be working on ELA! Instead I'm sitting here murdering Ene's dogs! I wish Ene had a hundred dogs delivered to her by a local charity, but then they all died of small pox within the week. 2
Honorless he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Ookla the Imperial said: I wish for no chemistry homework Foolish mortal! How many times have you come here with the same wish? How many? Even I do not have power over your instructors! I wish for the ability to alter the shape and colour of my body, including hair and eyes Oh dear god, how many ninjas-! Ugh! Edited December 4, 2019 by Honorless
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now