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Posted
Just now, Ookla the Very Handsome said:

I wish Ene wasn't going to kill me for this

Granted Ene will not kill you but I will. You are dead! 
 

I wish for another puppy to give to Ene.

Posted
Just now, The traveller said:

Granted Ene will not kill you but I will. You are dead! 
 

I wish for another puppy to give to Ene.

Granted.

This puppy gets run over by a car soon after Ene gets it.

 

I wish y'all wouldn't be angry with me for these posts

Posted
3 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said:

Granted.

This puppy gets run over by a car soon after Ene gets it.

 

I wish y'all wouldn't be angry with me for these posts

*growls*

Posted
5 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said:

 

I wish y'all wouldn't be angry with me for these posts

Granted we are not angry but vengeful. 
 

I wish for a pet chasmfiend

Posted
7 hours ago, The traveller said:

I wish for a pet chasmfiend

Granted, however you now hear the sounds of hundreds of chihuahuas being crushed under steamrollers for the rest of eternity.

I wish for a car door.

Posted (edited)

Y'ALL, STOP KILLING MY RUSTING PUPPIES 

Granted, here I am, and everyone on this thread now has the sensation that they are being glared at for the rest of their lives, because I am mentally glaring at all of you. Except Luna and Trav. 

I wish for an adult dog this time. 

Edited by Ookla the Roleplayer
Edit: I'm joking, in case that didn't come through. Not actually mad.
Posted
2 minutes ago, Ookla the Roleplayer said:

I wish for an adult dog this time. 

Granted, it dies of old age the day after you receive it.

 

I wish that @Ookla the Roleplayer would always have their pets die, no matter what wishes are made.

Posted
9 hours ago, Ookla the Roleplayer said:

Y'ALL, STOP KILLING MY RUSTING PUPPIES 

Granted, here I am, and everyone on this thread now has the sensation that they are being glared at for the rest of their lives, because I am mentally glaring at all of you. Except Luna and Trav. 

I wish for an adult dog this time. 

Granted. The adult dog dies. By explosion.

I wish I didn't need braces.

 

9 hours ago, Llstml said:

Granted, it dies of old age the day after you receive it.

 

I wish that @Ookla the Roleplayer would always have their pets die, no matter what wishes are made.

ah, someone of the same mindset, I see

granted. Except for cats. She can wish for all the cats she wants.

Your bane is that you drown in the blood of the dead dogs

Posted
6 minutes ago, Ookla the Roleplayer said:

Y'ALL, STOP KILLING MY RUSTING PUPPIES 

Granted, here I am, and everyone on this thread now has the sensation that they are being glared at for the rest of their lives, because I am mentally glaring at all of you. Except Luna and Trav. 

I wish for an adult dog this time. 

Granted.

You are now a touchy individual who can never seem to say anything right. You get upset about the smallest things, get tongue-tied and make a fool of yourself, then realize in shame how ridiculous you sound only after you've said it.

You like dogs. Dogs don't care how you say things.

I wish for peace for my soul.

Posted (edited)

I was just working on a post where Ene's dog grows to an enormous size, causing a massive spike in global warming, the destruction of Mount Everest, and finally ending with the earth plunging into the sun.

I need to type faster.

Edited by Ookla the Father
Posted
2 minutes ago, Ookla the Blue said:

Granted.

You are now a touchy individual who can never seem to say anything right. You get upset about the smallest things, get tongue-tied and make a fool of yourself, then realize in shame how ridiculous you sound only after you've said it.

You like dogs. Dogs don't care how you say things.

I wish for peace for my soul.

so now she's that person, and her dog died twice. oof.

Granted. Your soul was ripped into little pieces.

Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said:

Granted. The adult dog dies. By explosion.

I wish I didn't need braces.

Granted, you are now 103 and don't have teeth.

1 minute ago, Ookla the Imperial said:

Granted, but for every button you hit, one of Ene’s dogs die.

I wish for no chemistry homework

Granted, but you have an enormous project due in every other one of your classes that you haven't even started yet.

Edited by Ookla the Blue
Posted
1 minute ago, Ookla the Imperial said:

@Ookla the Father, you’re last unintentional wish of wanting to type faster: Granted, but for every button you hit, one of Ene’s dogs die.

I wish for no chemistry homework

Grrrrrrr

Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, Ookla the Blue said:

Granted, but you have an enormous project due in every other one of your classes that you haven't even started yet.

You’re not wrong... at least for one class:ph34r:

Edited by Ookla the Imperial
Posted
1 minute ago, Ookla the Imperial said:

You’re not wrong... at least for one class:ph34r:

I'm supposed to be working on ELA! Instead I'm sitting here murdering Ene's dogs!

I wish Ene had  a hundred dogs delivered to her by a local charity, but then they all died of small pox within the week.

Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, Ookla the Imperial said:

I wish for no chemistry homework

Foolish mortal! How many times have you come here with the same wish? How many? Even I do not have power over your instructors!

I wish for the ability to alter the shape and colour of my body, including hair and eyes

 

Oh dear god, how many ninjas-! Ugh! 

Edited by Honorless

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