Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Wish for something.

[NameIess]

Just now, Ookla the Wine Shelf said:

Wish for something.

I edited it like five seconds later, how did you see it that quickly?

[Honorless he/him]

23 minutes ago, Llstml said:

I wish that I knew what people were talking about when they make wishes.

Err... granted

You can now hear all the wishes ever made to The Nightwatcher

 

I wish for the power to create a Virtual Reality Mass Multi-player Online game! 

[Knight of Iron she/they]

2 hours ago, Honorless said:

I wish for the power to create a Virtual Reality Mass Multi-player Online game!

Granted, though the rest of the world is given an overpowering aversion to virtual reality mass multi-player online game, and you and your technology are exiled because of it.

I wish for three more wishes.

[NameIess]

4 minutes ago, Knight of Iron said:

I wish for three more wishes.

Granted, you may wish for three more things, and only three more things for the rest of your life.Those things are love, happiness, and friends. You will never get any of those things, no matter how hard you try, or what you do. for your curse, as you are relatively new, I think I will go easy on you: you will have a minor headache for the rest of your life.

 

I wish for the Masque of the shadowlord.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

3 hours ago, Llstml said:

I edited it like five seconds later, how did you see it that quickly?

Because I was online when you sent it.

25 minutes ago, Llstml said:

I wish for the Masque of the shadowlord.

Granted, but for your bane you can no longer wear masks.

I wish to be able to make people drop dead at will.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said:

I wish to be able to make people drop dead at will

Granted, but they just stand up again immediately after, alive and angry.

I wish to become an aspect of Stephen Leeds.

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, Knight of Iron said:

I wish to become an aspect of Stephen Leeds.

Blast, my boon didn't kick into effect yet. Is that the guy from legion? You become an aspect of him that he uses exclusively to clean up vomit.

 

I wish to be an epic with the power to manipulate time and energy.

Edited November 22, 2019 by Llstml

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

5 hours ago, Llstml said:

I wish to be an epic with the power to manipulate time and energy.

Granted. Your bane is that you are terrified of time and energy.

I wish for upvotes.

[Honorless he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said:

Granted. Your bane is that you are terrified of time and energy.

I wish for upvotes.

Granted, but you must also upvote me! 

 

I wish for the ability to manipulate the weather

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

8 minutes ago, Honorless said:

I wish for the ability to manipulate the weather

Granted, but you must upvote me but you suddenly gain a fear off all weather except hurricanes.

I wish for my phone to never die.

[Honorless he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said:

I wish for my phone to never die.

Granted, your phone is now alive ( ◕‿◕✿)

 

I wish for a mini universe that acts like one of Hayao Miyazaki's movies

Edited November 22, 2019 by Honorless

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

2 minutes ago, Honorless said:

I wish for a mini universe that acts like one of Hayao Miyazaki's movies

Granted, but it is filled with cannibalistic steel inquisitors that are utterly invincible with complete control over the mini universe.

I wish for infinite power over reality.

[Honorless he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Wine Shelf said:

Granted, but it is filled with cannibalistic steel inquisitors that are utterly invincible with complete control over the mini universe.

Σ(O_O；) How could you do that? (╥﹏╥)

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Seeing as how I have no idea what that mini universe thing is, I had to be vague.

[Honorless he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said:

I wish for infinite power over reality.

You get the Reality Stone. Thanos is coming for you.

I wish for the ability to bottle and revisit dreams

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but you only have nightmares from now own. 

I wish for a Torterra.

[Lord of the Dark Lands]

57 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I wish for a Torterra.

Granted your torterra thinks you are an enemy pokemon and it kills you

 

I wish for a trillion Dollars

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

4 hours ago, King_of_the_Dark_Lands said:

I wish for a trillion Dollars

Granted, but the world is now a communist state.

I wish to rule to world.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, but the world is suddenly hit by a thermonuke.

 

I wish for a good school lunch.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

1 minute ago, Handerfle said:

I wish for a good school lunch.

This is beyond the night watchers power. Wish again.

[AonEne he/him]

32 minutes ago, Handerfle said:

I wish for a good school lunch. 

The Nightwatcher realizes she can give you this after all and transports you to a school that serves good lunches. However, you must make them yourself during the lunch period. 

I wish for time. 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Just now, AonEne said:

I wish for time. 

Granted. You now have a kitten named Time. But it loves me more than you.

I wish that cars ruled the world publicly.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said:

I wish that cars ruled the world publicly.

I got really excited for a moment because I thought you typed cats, not cars. Cats are great. (Or maybe you meant cats but wrote cars?) Well, whatever your original intention, the Nightwatcher heard cars.

Cars start to gain sentience and realise that they can subjugate humans easily. Trucks and buses try to fight against this car uprising, but the cars outnumber them, and they fall back, defeated. The cars secure the loyalty of trains and trams. The humans, trucks and buses all form an alliance, and one day home to bring about the end of this car society. 

Your bane is that cats don’t exist anymore. 

I wish for the ability to summon any book in physical paperback form in my hands whenever I want to. Regardless of whether they’re out of print or only in eBook form. 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

I meant cats!

1 minute ago, The Awakened Salad said:

I wish for the ability to summon any book in physical paperback form in my hands whenever I want to. Regardless of whether they’re out of print or only in eBook form. 

Granted. From now on you only want books so big that holding them will shatter your hands.

I wish that cats would rule the world openly.