Aon Tia she/her Posted October 18, 2019 Posted October 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, Lunamor said: I wish for a single pepperoni. Granted but then all your teeth fell out and you can not eat anything at all, you are on liquid diet forever. I wish to punch odium And break his nose just coz
ShadowLord_Lith he/him Posted October 18, 2019 Posted October 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, The traveller said: Granted but then all your teeth fell out and you can not eat anything at all, you are on liquid diet forever. I wish to punch odium And break his nose just coz Granted. You have a permanent nose-bleed. I wish for the power to make other people gods by speaking a poem and inserting their name into it.
+Ed Venture Posted October 18, 2019 Posted October 18, 2019 Granted, however the poem’s words are twisted in a way that whoever hears them hears, instead of a poem, all their failings. They are ripped to pieces by the pain of the poem, not literally. Everyone who hears your poems now suffers from depression. I wish for the ability to transfer talent from person to person, not myself.
Honorless he/him Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 20 hours ago, Butt Ad Venture said: Granted, however the poem’s words are twisted in a way that whoever hears them hears, instead of a poem, all their failings. They are ripped to pieces by the pain of the poem, not literally. Everyone who hears your poems now suffers from depression. I wish for the ability to transfer talent from person to person, not myself. Granted, you now have the knowledge necessary to be a Hemalurgist I wish to be able to completely control my immediate environment (say, within 5 metres of myself) 1
Aon Tia she/her Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 13 minutes ago, Honorless said: Granted, you now have the knowledge necessary to be a Hemalurgist I wish to be able to completely control my immediate environment (say, within 5 metres of myself) Granted and you are immediately teleported to the space due to lack of environment and oxygen you freeze to death. I wish for a suit made of dragonsteel 1
Honorless he/him Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, The traveller said: Granted and you are immediately teleported to the space due to lack of environment and oxygen you freeze to death. I wish for a suit made of dragonsteel Granted, it falls on you from a great height I wish for a wand (Harry Potter, not fake) 1
Aon Tia she/her Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 Just now, Honorless said: I wish for a wand (Harry Potter, not fake) Granted but you get the old wand of Ron Weasley, you try to avada cadavera odium with it and it backfires on you. I wish for a chasmfiend pet who I can completely control
Honorless he/him Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, The traveller said: Granted but you get the old wand of Ron Weasley, you try to avada cadavera odium with it and it backfires on you. I wish for a chasmfiend pet who I can completely control Granted, in fact, you can control all Chasmfiends!!! This is because you, yourself are also a Chasmfiend now. The Chasmfiend queen or alpha analogue, in fact I want my own pocket dimension (that is just my own, that I can freely enter or exit, or enact any physical changes that I see fit, etc) 1
Aon Tia she/her Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Honorless said: This is because you, yourself are also a Chasmfiend now. The Chasmfiend queen or alpha analogue, in fact Lol I really don’t mind although please keep the alethi s away from me!! 6 minutes ago, Honorless said: want my own pocket dimension (that is just my own, that I can freely enter or exit, or enact any physical changes that I see fit, etc) Granted but every time you enter and exit your pocket realm you age 25 years so u will die very soon i wish to be a fullborn with all the metalminds and allomantic metals
Honorless he/him Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, The traveller said: Lol I really don’t mind although please keep the alethi s away from me!! Okay but the Parshendi are still there. Oh well, it was nice knowing you! 3 minutes ago, The traveller said: Granted but every time you enter and exit your pocket realm you age 25 years so u will die very soon i wish to be a fullborn with all the metalminds and allomantic metals Granted, you are transported into the body of the Lord Ruler just as his Atium Hemalurgic Metalminds were ripped off. I wish for a better, safer alternative to the Nightwatcher for wishers 1
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted October 19, 2019 Posted October 19, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Honorless said: Okay but the Parshendi are still there. Oh well, it was nice knowing you! Granted, you are transported into the body of the Lord Ruler just as his Atium Hemalurgic Metalminds were ripped off. I wish for a better, safer alternative to the Nightwatcher for wishers The Nightwatcher laughs, then turns you into dust. I wish for more time to read chapter 37 of a Memory of Light in one sitting. Edited October 19, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar
NameIess Posted October 20, 2019 Posted October 20, 2019 Granted, you will now be fused with your chair permanently, plenty of time to read before you starve to death. I wish to be immune to drowning, suffocating, and being strangled.
Honorless he/him Posted October 20, 2019 Posted October 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Llstml said: Granted, you will now be fused with your chair permanently, plenty of time to read before you starve to death. I wish to be immune to drowning, suffocating, and being strangled. The Nightwatcher looks at you strangely then says, "why ever did I choose to come here? I should just go back to Roshar, honestly!" then dismissively waves her hand towards you. Your senses immediately become void... You see, what happened was that she turned you into seaweed, immune to drowning, suffocation and strangulation. I wish for... a thicc booty (regards posterior despondently... well not really but bigger is always better... wait) but not Kardashian thicc 1
+Doomstick he/him Posted October 20, 2019 Posted October 20, 2019 Granted it’s so thick that when it falls on you you are immediately crushed to death i wish for [REDACTED]
Aon Tia she/her Posted October 20, 2019 Posted October 20, 2019 12 hours ago, Honorless said: Granted, you are transported into the body of the Lord Ruler just as his Atium Hemalurgic Metalminds were ripped off. Dude.. that was golden. Laughing.. has the last wish been redacted ? Well then I shall continue. I wish for peaceful nuclear disarmament. Try and make fun of that now you guys
Honorless he/him Posted October 20, 2019 Posted October 20, 2019 3 hours ago, The Last Post said: Granted it’s so thick that when it falls on you you are immediately crushed to death i wish for [REDACTED] not what I meant by booty... *sighs* 23 minutes ago, The traveller said: Dude.. that was golden. Laughing.. why, thank you 1
+Doomstick he/him Posted October 20, 2019 Posted October 20, 2019 6 hours ago, Honorless said: not what I meant by booty... *sighs* why, thank you Well at least you got a giant treasure chest!
Honorless he/him Posted October 20, 2019 Posted October 20, 2019 7 hours ago, The traveller said: has the last wish been redacted ? Well then I shall continue. I wish for peaceful nuclear disarmament. Try and make fun of that now you guys Granted, you are successful in that noble endeavor, however... Biochemical weapons: exist Nightwatcher: *whistles innocently* Zombie Apocalypse ensues 2
Mushroom Catalog he/him Posted October 22, 2019 Posted October 22, 2019 Since there was no wish, I wish for the said zombie apocalypse to stop and all zombies to turn back into people. And the nightwatcher's zombie creating powers to go away.
Honorless he/him Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 (edited) On 10/23/2019 at 1:44 AM, Mushroom Catalog said: Since there was no wish, I wish for the said zombie apocalypse to stop and all zombies to turn back into people. And the nightwatcher's zombie creating powers to go away. Granted, the people who turned into zombies are now back to being good ol'-fashioned normal people again... sort of. You see, some of them were partially decomposed during their short stint as undead. And they shall come back to life in those very same bodies, partially decomposed... a truly horrid death. Look what you made me do I want... *grins* the Death Note, or as the Japanese call it, デスノート... Edited October 24, 2019 by Honorless 1
One_Armed he/him Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 (edited) Granted! a giant book appears above you, to bad you can't read it because you are squashed underneath it. I wish to have all the shards! Edited October 23, 2019 by One_Armed typo
Honorless he/him Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, One_Armed said: Granted! a giant book appears above you, to bad you can't read it because you are squashed underneath it. I wish to have all the shards! Granted! You are Adonalsium, so you get killed, Shattered and your killers take up your very pieces and Ascend to become gods. I want to hold a Shard of Adonalsium that is compatible with me 1
Aon Tia she/her Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 45 minutes ago, One_Armed said: I wish to have all the shards! granted, you are adonalsium, you were shattered and you died. I wish for a visit to the southern continent on scadrial
Aon Tia she/her Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 28 minutes ago, Honorless said: Granted! You are Adonalsium, so you get killed, Shattered and your killers take up your very pieces and Ascend to become gods. I want to hold a Shard of Adonalsium that is compatible with me Lol... Guess it was obvious.. !! 4 minutes ago, The traveller said: granted, you are adonalsium, you were shattered and you died. I wish for a visit to the southern continent on scadrial !!!
Honorless he/him Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 (edited) 12 hours ago, The traveller said: granted, you are adonalsium, you were shattered and you died. I wish for a visit to the southern continent on scadrial "Who is this? What fell sorcery is this? Two Nightwatchers? You think to mock me! Impostor! I shall punish you! Oh how shall I punish you...?" *croons* "Well now, let's change the game then, shall we? For you, impostor I shall make an exception to my rules: you may petition me for your bane, a bane suitable as punishment for your grave error that so besmirched me by imitating me. Perhaps I shall be merciful and grant you a boon as well..... well? speak!" Edited October 24, 2019 by Honorless 4
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