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Posted
4 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

 

I wish for a single pepperoni.

Granted but then all your teeth fell out and you can not eat anything at all, you are on liquid diet forever. 

I wish to punch odium And break his nose just coz

Posted
7 minutes ago, The traveller said:

Granted but then all your teeth fell out and you can not eat anything at all, you are on liquid diet forever. 

I wish to punch odium And break his nose just coz

Granted. You have a permanent nose-bleed. 

 

I wish for the power to make other people gods by speaking a poem and inserting their name into it.

Posted

Granted, however the poem’s words are twisted in a way that whoever hears them hears, instead of a poem, all their failings. They are ripped to pieces by the pain of the poem, not literally. Everyone who hears your poems now suffers from depression.

I wish for the ability to transfer talent from person to person, not myself.

Posted
20 hours ago, Butt Ad Venture said:

Granted, however the poem’s words are twisted in a way that whoever hears them hears, instead of a poem, all their failings. They are ripped to pieces by the pain of the poem, not literally. Everyone who hears your poems now suffers from depression.

I wish for the ability to transfer talent from person to person, not myself.

Granted, you now have the knowledge necessary to be a Hemalurgist

I wish to be able to completely control my immediate environment (say, within 5 metres of myself)

Posted
13 minutes ago, Honorless said:

Granted, you now have the knowledge necessary to be a Hemalurgist

I wish to be able to completely control my immediate environment (say, within 5 metres of myself)

Granted and you are immediately teleported to the space due to lack of environment and oxygen you freeze to death. 

I wish for a suit made of dragonsteel

Posted
4 minutes ago, The traveller said:

Granted and you are immediately teleported to the space due to lack of environment and oxygen you freeze to death. 

I wish for a suit made of dragonsteel

Granted, it falls on you from a great height

I wish for a wand (Harry Potter, not fake)

Posted
Just now, Honorless said:

 

I wish for a wand (Harry Potter, not fake)

Granted but you get the old wand of Ron Weasley, you try to avada cadavera odium with it and it backfires on you. 

I wish for a chasmfiend pet who I can completely control 

Posted
4 minutes ago, The traveller said:

Granted but you get the old wand of Ron Weasley, you try to avada cadavera odium with it and it backfires on you. 

I wish for a chasmfiend pet who I can completely control 

Granted, in fact, you can control all Chasmfiends!!! 

This is because you, yourself are also a Chasmfiend now. The Chasmfiend queen or alpha analogue, in fact

I want my own pocket dimension (that is just my own, that I can freely enter or exit, or enact any physical changes that I see fit, etc)

Posted
6 minutes ago, Honorless said:

This is because you, yourself are also a Chasmfiend now. The Chasmfiend queen or alpha analogue, in fact

Lol I really don’t mind although please keep the alethi s away from me!! 

6 minutes ago, Honorless said:

want my own pocket dimension (that is just my own, that I can freely enter or exit, or enact any physical changes that I see fit, etc)

Granted but every time you enter and exit your pocket realm you age 25 years so u will die very soon 

i wish to be a fullborn with all the metalminds and allomantic metals

Posted
3 minutes ago, The traveller said:

Lol I really don’t mind although please keep the alethi s away from me!! 

Okay but the Parshendi are still there. Oh well, it was nice knowing you! 

3 minutes ago, The traveller said:

Granted but every time you enter and exit your pocket realm you age 25 years so u will die very soon 

i wish to be a fullborn with all the metalminds and allomantic metals

Granted, you are transported into the body of the Lord Ruler just as his Atium Hemalurgic Metalminds were ripped off.

I wish for a better, safer alternative to the Nightwatcher for wishers

Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, Honorless said:

Okay but the Parshendi are still there. Oh well, it was nice knowing you! 

Granted, you are transported into the body of the Lord Ruler just as his Atium Hemalurgic Metalminds were ripped off.

I wish for a better, safer alternative to the Nightwatcher for wishers

The Nightwatcher laughs, then turns you into dust.

I wish for more time to read chapter 37 of a Memory of Light in one sitting.

Edited by Truthless of Shinovar
Posted

Granted, you will now be fused with your chair permanently, plenty of time to read before you starve to death.

 

I wish to be immune to drowning, suffocating, and being strangled.

Posted
1 hour ago, Llstml said:

Granted, you will now be fused with your chair permanently, plenty of time to read before you starve to death.

 

I wish to be immune to drowning, suffocating, and being strangled.

The Nightwatcher looks at you strangely then says, "why ever did I choose to come here? I should just go back to Roshar, honestly!" then dismissively waves her hand towards you.

Your senses immediately become void...

You see, what happened was that she turned you into seaweed, immune to drowning, suffocation and strangulation.

 

I wish for... a thicc booty (regards posterior despondently... well not really but bigger is always better... wait) but not Kardashian thicc

Posted
12 hours ago, Honorless said:

Granted, you are transported into the body of the Lord Ruler just as his Atium Hemalurgic Metalminds were ripped off.

Dude.. that was golden. Laughing..

has the last wish been redacted ? 

Well then I shall continue. 

I wish for peaceful nuclear disarmament. 

Try and make fun of that now you guys :D

Posted
3 hours ago, The Last Post said:

Granted it’s so thick that when it falls on you you are immediately crushed to death

 

i wish for [REDACTED]

not what I meant by booty... *sighs*

23 minutes ago, The traveller said:

Dude.. that was golden. Laughing..

why, thank you

Posted
6 hours ago, Honorless said:

not what I meant by booty... *sighs*

why, thank you

Well at least you got a giant treasure chest!

Posted
7 hours ago, The traveller said:

has the last wish been redacted ? 

Well then I shall continue. 

I wish for peaceful nuclear disarmament. 

Try and make fun of that now you guys :D

Granted, you are successful in that noble endeavor, however... 

Biochemical weapons: exist

Nightwatcher: *whistles innocently*

Zombie Apocalypse ensues

Posted

Since there was no wish, I wish for the said zombie apocalypse to stop and all zombies to turn back into people. And the nightwatcher's zombie creating powers to go away.

Posted (edited)
On 10/23/2019 at 1:44 AM, Mushroom Catalog said:

Since there was no wish, I wish for the said zombie apocalypse to stop and all zombies to turn back into people. And the nightwatcher's zombie creating powers to go away.

Granted, the people who turned into zombies are now back to being good ol'-fashioned normal people again... sort of. You see, some of them were partially decomposed during their short stint as undead. And they shall come back to life in those very same bodies, partially decomposed... a truly horrid death.

Look what you made me do

I want... *grins* the Death Note, or as the Japanese call it, デスノート...

Edited by Honorless
Posted (edited)

Granted! 

a giant book appears above you, to bad you can't read it because you are squashed underneath it.:(

I wish to have all the shards! B)

Edited by One_Armed
typo
Posted
19 minutes ago, One_Armed said:

Granted! 

a giant book appears above you, to bad you can't read it because you are squashed underneath it.:(

I wish to have all the shards! B)

Granted! You are Adonalsium, so you get killed, Shattered and your killers take up your very pieces and Ascend to become gods.

I want to hold a Shard of Adonalsium that is compatible with me

Posted
45 minutes ago, One_Armed said:

I wish to have all the shards! B)

granted, you are adonalsium, you were shattered and you died.

I wish for a visit to the southern continent on scadrial

Posted
28 minutes ago, Honorless said:

Granted! You are Adonalsium, so you get killed, Shattered and your killers take up your very pieces and Ascend to become gods.

I want to hold a Shard of Adonalsium that is compatible with me

Lol...

Guess it was obvious.. !!

4 minutes ago, The traveller said:

granted, you are adonalsium, you were shattered and you died.

I wish for a visit to the southern continent on scadrial

!!! 

Posted (edited)
12 hours ago, The traveller said:

granted, you are adonalsium, you were shattered and you died.

I wish for a visit to the southern continent on scadrial

"Who is this? What fell sorcery is this? Two Nightwatchers? You think to mock me! Impostor! I shall punish you! Oh how shall I punish you...?" *croons* "Well now, let's change the game then, shall we? For you, impostor I shall make an exception to my rules: you may petition me for your bane, a bane suitable as punishment for your grave error that so besmirched me by imitating me. Perhaps I shall be merciful and grant you a boon as well..... well? speak!"

Edited by Honorless

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