Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Elend Venture he/him]

Granted. You OD on amphetamine. "Sorry," says the Nightwatcher, "that was kinda dark."

 

I wish that Kaladin and Szeth could dogfight with SMGs.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

Granted!  You are constantly under the effect of 1 gallon of coffee.

I wish summer break were longer.

[Elend Venture he/him]

*twitches from caffeine* Granted. Your bane is that you are taken by brigands and forced into slavery.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, you OD on coffee. Your bane is that you now require 1 gallon of coffee per day to live.

I wish for tacos

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Granted, you're given a plate of tacos. Your bane is that one is actually a taco gnome in disguise, and he eats all of your tacos.

 

I wish that caramilk bars were sold in the U.S.

[Elend Venture he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that you move to Europe and they stopped selling them there because America bought the company.

I wish for somone to answer this post on the 'Introduce Yourself' thread.

Edited August 31, 2019 by Elend Venture

[CadCom he/him]

Granted, but your bane is that the post has actually been moved, so I could not answer it. Either that or your link broke. 

I wish for my grief caused by my killing of my own wife, while attemting to quell the rebellion that arose while uniting the Princes of Alethkar to be removed from me!

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but instead, you scream “YOU CANNOT HAVE MY PAIN!”

I wish that I had some rice crispies

[CadCom he/him]

Granted. 

But you are allergic to rice. 

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Granted, you just got the most wonderful wish ever, but you don’t know what it is.

I wish for a t-shirt.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but on the front it says “Moash did nothing wrong,” and on the back it says “Moash for President 2020”

I wish for a saxophone (and to know how to play it).

[Paalm Tree]

Granted but every reed you try to use breaks immediately.

 

I wish for all the Knights Radiants to be happy

[CadCom he/him]

Granted, but they no longer struggle internally, causing them to no longer progress with their Oaths. You've killed the remainder of Stormlight Archives. 

I wish to Preserve Scadrial.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Granted. You boil Scadrial until it is the right texture and consistency, and then put it into a glass jar, which goes inside your cosmere pantry to sit for about 8 months.

 

I wish I was bonded to a nerdspren.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

Granted... but you have to live with a literal thorn in your side until you die. Then you'll be dead with a thorn in your side.

I wish school was less boring.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Granted, but it is because there are problems every day.

I wish for a day where everyone smiles.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Granted, but they are smiling because everyone has gone insane.

I wish for a vanilla hot fudge sundae, hold the nuts.

[+Doomstick he/him]

34 minutes ago, FatherTiempo said:

Granted, but they are smiling because everyone has gone insane.

I wish for a vanilla hot fudge sundae, hold the nuts.

Ok, you have to carry a 50 lb bag of almonds in each hand  for the rest of your life

i wish for the way back to come but once

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

Granted. As your curse, you have two left feet. Really.

I wish my cat would stop being such a jerk to my other cats.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Granted, now your cat is only a jerk to you.

I wish I would never lose The Game.

 

Edited September 9, 2019 by FatherTiempo
After past events I decided to change my boon

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

Granted, the words "The" and "Game" are blocked out of your mind anytime you hear them, and all The Game is removed from all of your memories. You live with internal peace for years, content to continue systematically posting, until your older brother finally stops telling you to. For years, you live in blissful peace, if slight confusion. But then, one day, you remember The Game, and you go back to being an alcoholic and hiding alone thinking your family hates you.

Also, your bane is that everybody sneezes on you whenever they say your name.

I wish that I had a enough money to go the college of my choice as long as I choose to and to be able to afford everything I need to at that college and outside of it at no mental, physical, emotional, or temporal harm to anybody, myself included, or property of people I associate with, or my own property.

[+Ark1002]

2 hours ago, Mushroom Catalog said:

Granted, the words "The" and "Game" are blocked out of your mind anytime you hear them, and all The Game is removed from all of your memories. You live with internal peace for years, content to continue systematically posting, until your older brother finally stops telling you to. For years, you live in blissful peace, if slight confusion. But then, one day, you remember The Game, and you go back to being an alcoholic and hiding alone thinking your family hates you.

Also, your bane is that everybody sneezes on you whenever they say your name.

I wish that I had a enough money to go the college of my choice as long as I choose to and to be able to afford everything I need to at that college and outside of it at no mental, physical, emotional, or temporal harm to anybody, myself included, or property of people I associate with, or my own property.

...

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Granted, but you have to major in Statistical Anthropology, with over 200 credit hours. After graduating the only job you are able to find is Neanderthal skull counting.

I wish for Brandon Sanderson to become a Skybreaker.

[+Ark1002]

Granted, but he stops writing to go join the police force.

I wish for money

[+Doomstick he/him]

granted, you get a penny 

i wish for something good