Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[+Doomstick he/him]

there's some dispute about whether RWBY is anime too

[+Ed Venture]

15 hours ago, AonEne said:

I wish I craved cookies instead of eggplants. Not spiked cookies; TUBA cookies. 

Granted. You now have an insatiable craving for cookies that are not spiked. Your Bane is that you also have a insatiable craving for plain hemalurgic spikes. Yum. 

I wish for the perfect nachos. With tortilla chips, guacamole, cheese, beans, and beef.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Granted. Now you have a perfect, delicious, scrymptious, scrumdidlyumptious, nachos. They are, if course, only a little larger then your thumbnail.

I wish for the ability to control animals.

 

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. But you have to sing like a Disney Princess to do it.

I wish that I didn’t need to sleep.

[Zapata]

2 hours ago, Lunamor said:

I wish that I didn’t need to sleep.

Granted. But the only thing keeping you awake is the sound of constant screaming that drowns out everything else.

I wish for a spiked cookie.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

5 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. But you have to sing like a Disney Princess to do it.

That turned out worse than I could have ever suspected.

Edited September 29, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

21 hours ago, Bearer of Agonies said:

Granted. But the only thing keeping you awake is the sound of constant screaming that drowns out everything else.

I wish for a spiked cookie.

Granted, but it carries the power of a Shaod Elantrian. Good luck.

I wish for queso!

Edited September 29, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Granted, this is the explanation of your bane:

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

2 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, but it carries the power of a Raod Elantrian. Good luck.

I wish for queso!

Luckily “raod” isn’t a thing

[Zapata]

1 minute ago, The Last Post said:

Luckily “raod” isn’t a thing

what does that mean for me?

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

44 minutes ago, Bearer of Agonies said:

what does that mean for me?

 

Well maybe it means you’re raoden

[Zapata]

1 minute ago, The Last Post said:

Well maybe it means you’re raoden

I see this as an absolute win!

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 hour ago, The Last Post said:

Luckily “raod” isn’t a thing

Gah! I meant Shaod! Or whatever the bad curse thing is, it’s been a while since I read Elantris

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Gah! I meant Shaod! Or whatever the bad curse thing is, it’s been a while since I read Elantris

Reod 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

*screams and slowly descends into insanity*

I wish I could remember proper Elantris terminology!!!

Edited September 29, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[CadCom he/him]

Granted. You remember all the terms, because you've become an Elantrain. Unfortunately, Elantris has fallen, and you are a Hoed. It will be close to 7 years before Raoden becomes an Elantrian, so you have no hope of surviving. 

Edit: I wish I could remember to ask for Boons without having to return and edit my original post.

Edited September 30, 2019 by Cadmium Compounder

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

10 minutes ago, Cadmium Compounder said:

Edit: I wish I could remember to ask for Boons without having to return and edit my original post.

Granted! You are cursed by an angry platypus angrily playing an out-of-tune banjo right behind you everywhere you go, 24/7.

I wish I could get these stupid braces off already.

[CadCom he/him]

18 minutes ago, Brightness Warrior said:

I wish I could get these stupid braces off already.

Granted. Your teeth are removed with the braces. 

[overlord stick]

On 9/30/2019 at 11:11 AM, Cadmium Compounder said:

Edit: I wish I could remember to ask for Boons without having to return and edit my original post.

*Cough @Cadmium Compounder Cough*

 

[CadCom he/him]

On 9/30/2019 at 10:25 AM, Brightness Warrior said:

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Edit: I wish I could remember to ask for Boons without having to return and edit my original post.

Granted!

You lied to me! My Boon was never granted.

I wish to not be lied to by the nightwatcher!

[Zapata]

1 minute ago, Cadmium Compounder said:

I wish to not be lied to by the nightwatcher!

Granted. You will be lied to by everyone else, though.

I wish for a flashlight that looks broken but actually works.

[overlord stick]

3 minutes ago, Bearer of Agonies said:

Granted. You will be lied to by everyone else, though.

I wish for a flashlight that looks broken but actually works.

Granted, but it has a battery life of 5 minutes.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

I wish for a fish, in a dish.

[overlord stick]

1 minute ago, FatherTiempo said:

I wish for a fish, in a dish.

Granted, it stares at you, wondering why you doomed it to die, unable to breath.

I wish for fish sticks.

[Zapata]

Just now, Lord Furret said:

I wish for fish sticks.

Granted. your fish sticks are the size of tree trunks.

I wish for skill in fishing.