Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, but it’s chull dung flavor.

I wish for good luck.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but as a completely random bane, you can only write, type, etc. using your non-dominant hand, and you can never become ambidextrous.

I wish for a way to make everyone's day better somehow at any given moment. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

24 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, but as a completely random bane, you can only write, type, etc. using your non-dominant hand, and you can never become ambidextrous

What if I already am ambidextrous?

Granted, but it makes a random nearby person’s day terrible.

I wish for a pancake.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. It’s the tenth pancake and therefore a lie.

I wish for better stew cooking skills (I must live up to my name!).

Edited August 13, 2019 by Lunamor

[Rebecca she/her]

Granted, you are now an excellent cook! However, you never seem to be able to find the ingredients you need. That’s not too big of a deal though. Seeing as your such a great cook, you’re pretty good at improvising. The dishes never do turn out quite as planned though.

I wish to not be so exhausted. Babysitting your young cousins for over a week is draining!

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Granted, but now you can never fall asleep. However as a plus for knowing what little cousins can be like, you are also gifted to not actually need sleep anymore. But you still have dreams at random times during the day.

 

I wish I could make a portal at will that leads to a medium-sized room, where I can go to hang out/de-stress/do homework/other important things, and when I come back out the real world is still at the exact same time as when I left.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, but you can’t bring others with you, access the internet, or bring any books.

I wish for some good books that I don’t already own.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Have fun playing Solitaire @Rosharan A.C.

[Lunamor she/her]

13 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Granted, but you can’t bring others with you, access the internet, or bring any books.

I wish for some good books that I don’t already own.

Granted. You get the books, but are forced to get rid of the ones that you already own.

I wish for the ability to slow down or speed up time as I pleased.

Edited August 14, 2019 by Lunamor

[+Ark1002]

23 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. You get the books, but are forced to get rid of the ones that you already own.

I wish for the ability to slow down or speed up time as I pleased.

Granted. But you can never move from the spot you're in.

I wish for a social life

Edited August 15, 2019 by RayOfSunshine

[Eluvianii he/him]

11 hours ago, RayOfSunshine said:

I wish for a social life

Granted, you get one in exchange for your literal life. You get to meet a lot of cool ghosts though.

I wish for the ability to jump 10 meters without fall damage.

[+Doomstick he/him]

14 hours ago, Eluvianii said:

I wish for the ability to jump 10 meters without fall damage.

Granted, you are a simic mutant and the Simic are very angry at you, you can’t gain renown

i wish to eat Wafflles 

[Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker he/him]

1 hour ago, The Last Post said:

Granted, you are a simic mutant and the Simic are very angry at you, you can’t gain renown

i wish to eat Wafflles 

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I wish for the highest, best quality, freshest Sushi in the world.

[Elend Venture he/him]

Granted. You get it, fresh from Japan, sliced with the finest of katanas.

Your bane is that it was laced with Destroying Angel mushrooms and you didn't realise it.

 

I wish that I could salivate gasoline but not become unwell.

Edited August 16, 2019 by Elend Venture

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Granted, but now your breath always smells strongly of gasoline. 

 

I wish I could remember where I've heard of Destroying Angel mushrooms.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but you now have that strange feeling when you can almost remember something, but it just barely evades your train of thought.

I wish for some good memes. (Feel free to literally grant my boon)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Granted, see the status update we were on

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

(I’ve already done that, I need something fresh!)

[AonEne he/him]

Granted again - my About Me has a link to a document with memes.

I wish I had Maiden powers

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. The Nightwatcher, not knowing what you mean, gives you the power to randomly transport into a tower and fall into a coma.

I wish for the wit of Wit.

[AonEne he/him]

Ene strolls over to the Nightwatcher, whispers "WATCH RWBY" in what may be her ear or may be another little hand thing on her smoky head, and activates her power, vanishing instantly.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

On 8/18/2019 at 9:11 PM, Lunamor said:

Granted. The Nightwatcher, not knowing what you mean, gives you the power to randomly transport into a tower and fall into a coma.

I wish for the wit of Wit.

Granted, but you still lose insult battles anyways.

I wish for my body to run efficiently on only 4 hours of sleep.

[Elend Venture he/him]

Granted. It does, that is, until you pass out from lack of sleep while hang gliding over the Atlantic.

 

I wish to manipulate fire.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Granted. You successfully trick it into moving a foot to the left, and then it realizes that it has been tricked and burns down your house.

 

I wish that there was a fully grown redwood tree approximately 400 feet from where I live. 

[+Ark1002]

30 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

Granted. You successfully trick it into moving a foot to the left, and then it realizes that it has been tricked and burns down your house.

 

I wish that there was a fully grown redwood tree approximately 400 feet from where I live. 

Granted, but it grows as you're driving in a car away, killing you and your car (which is actually a transformer)

I which I wasn't so tired