AonEne he/him Posted April 4, 2019 Posted April 4, 2019 31 minutes ago, Karger said: Granted but not at the same time. You can have only one or the other for the rest of your life. NEVER BOTH! I wish for a Soony pup. The Nightwatcher makes a considering face and nods. "Fine, but this happens." Spoiler On 5/28/2018 at 8:29 PM, Apollyon said: TenSoon barked ferociously at Wayne, dropping the greatest of all lemons. “Oh, sorry, I didn’t mean to be so rude.” TenSoon apologized. Suddenly, millions of Soonie Pups start shooting out of the kandra’s mouth. I love being kandra... Say goodbye to your new stuffed animal. I wish Ap would come back.
Karger he/him Posted April 4, 2019 Posted April 4, 2019 Just now, AonEne said: The Nightwatcher makes a considering face and nods. "Fine, but this happens." ?????????????????????????
overlord stick Posted April 4, 2019 Posted April 4, 2019 I wish for the loyalty of all sentient sticks, and the burning of the non-believers.
overlord stick Posted April 4, 2019 Posted April 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, AonEne said: *no one grants Ene's wish* *Ene is sad* sorry, I don't know who ap is.
AonEne he/him Posted April 4, 2019 Posted April 4, 2019 Yeah, he's been inactive for a while. RIP. I'll change my wish. Nightwatcher, I petition thee for knowledge. Why the storms do I have a sore throat right now?
overlord stick Posted April 4, 2019 Posted April 4, 2019 Granted, but you cannot communicate with anyone.
AonEne he/him Posted April 4, 2019 Posted April 4, 2019 So now I know why I have a sore throat, but I can't talk. Oh-kay. 19 minutes ago, Emperor Stick said: I wish for the loyalty of all sentient sticks, and the burning of the non-believers. Granted. You get the loyalty of all...for a minute. Then it's over again. I wish for my sore throat to go away.
AonEne he/him Posted April 4, 2019 Posted April 4, 2019 I'll take that. Floating head? You gotcha. Your wish?
overlord stick Posted April 4, 2019 Posted April 4, 2019 I wish to time-travel to when the final cosmere book is published
AonEne he/him Posted April 4, 2019 Posted April 4, 2019 Granted, but you can't read it. That'd just be silly. I wish for help.
overlord stick Posted April 4, 2019 Posted April 4, 2019 (edited) Granted, but the person who helps you is a Sociopath (so basically a member of the DA) I wish to be invulnerable Edited April 4, 2019 by Emperor Stick
AonEne he/him Posted April 4, 2019 Posted April 4, 2019 Oh, not every Denizen is a sociopath! Honestly, the DA do things I don't agree with, but I've known several who are good people. Granted. You are now Turtle from Wings of Fire. That's also your bane. I wish for a puppy.
overlord stick Posted April 4, 2019 Posted April 4, 2019 Granted, but it's dead. I wish to be a fullborn.
Queen’sWit she/her Posted April 5, 2019 Posted April 5, 2019 Granted. You are born whole and unharmed. I wish my ear wasn't swollen. 1
overlord stick Posted April 5, 2019 Posted April 5, 2019 Granted, you have no ears. I wish I was God.
BringerofShadows she/her Posted April 5, 2019 Posted April 5, 2019 Granted. But it really sucks being the god of turds, doesn’t it? I wish for a wish that would let me know which wish to wish for.
overlord stick Posted April 5, 2019 Posted April 5, 2019 Granted, but you can't wish for it. I wish I get a callback after my audition.
BringerofShadows she/her Posted April 5, 2019 Posted April 5, 2019 Granted. They call you back to let you know you didn’t get a part. I wish that wishing for more wishes was possible.
Stormgate he/him Posted April 5, 2019 Posted April 5, 2019 Granted. But you can't do it. I wish that I knew enough about programming to fix any computer error or programming bug I ever encounter.
BringerofShadows she/her Posted April 5, 2019 Posted April 5, 2019 Granted. But it only works with Apple computers. I wish for people to be more detailed on my bane.
Lunamor she/her Posted April 5, 2019 Posted April 5, 2019 (edited) 26 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted. But it only works with Apple computers. I wish for people to be more detailed on my bane. *sucks in a very large breath* Granted. Suddenly, an evil waffle monster appears behind you in a cloud of purple smoke. As you look into its red, gleaming, sparkling, thundering, evil, scary eyes you feel sad, fearful, anxious, afraid, disturbed, and hungry. You forgot to eat your lunch, but you were planning on having 22 rolls of sushi containing salmon, rice, and seaweed. You had bought them at your local supermarket for $8. It is covered in glistening light brown (not dark brown) syrup that slowly drips onto the floor, pooling into a puddle of deliciousness. It is very sticky, and some of it gets into your shoe. That is rather annoying, although not the greatest of your worries at the moment. Your sock makes a squishing noise as you take a step backwards. It has exactly 4017.2 squares. It is 1056.01 feet tall, and 174.06 feet wide. In its hands it holds the evil pancake sword of pancakeia, forged in the mountains of butter by an angry elf with a blister on his right big toe named joe the 3rd. Joe was normally a janitor, but the normal blacksmith had caught a cold and stayed home that day. While at home, he coughed exactly 32 times. Joe also had a cat named Goose that may or may not have swallowed an eternity stone. The sword is made up of alternating layers of butter, syrup, strawberries, whipped cream, pancakes, raw batter, waffles, and chocolate. As it brings up its sword for a killing strike, the last thing you see is a weird mold growing on a nearby wall that is a mixture of neon and forest green. I wish for Awesomeness. Edited April 5, 2019 by Lunamor 5
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted April 5, 2019 Posted April 5, 2019 Granted, but you also get Crappiness. I wish for the tenth pancake.
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