Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Granted you’re no longer hungry, but you’re still tired. I fact, you are so tired that you fall asleep and even if you were still hungry it wouldn’t matter cause you’re not conscious enough to feel hunger.

I wish my sister would read Elantris.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but she hates it.

I wish I could have a pet bunny so I can name it Lift.

[Merlin]

Granted. It gains the powers of Godzilla and rampages through the city, mistaking the people for carrots and... you know.

I wish for my foot to stop hurting.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but your hand hurts instead.

I wish for a flower that smells like poop, so I can give it to my enemies. 

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Granted, you get a whole garden of them! Unfortunately the garden has to go somewhere and it happens to be right outside your window. Every time you open it, the smell wafts in and fills your house.

I wish for eyes in the back of my head.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

54 minutes ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said:

Granted, you get a whole garden of them! Unfortunately the garden has to go somewhere and it happens to be right outside your window. Every time you open it, the smell wafts in and fills your house.

I wish for eyes in the back of my head.

Granted. They are now permanent stuck there, making you blind.

 

 

I wish I could visit Hell.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, it is a concrete room, with only a table and chair (They are very uncomfortable) and you are stuck in there with your worst enemy, Moash, and Dilaf. Forever.

I wish for no bane.

 

[WhiteEmporer]

Granted. The nightwatcher reaches across the fictional cosmos to send the hero Batman into a murderous rage, causing him to finally end the life of his nemesis Bane.

Also, in lieu of a bane, you get a white elephant boon

You have been given the power of musical flatulance. This ability is instinctive, and is triggered often. Hope you like it!


I wish for...

for...

I wish I could figure out what I should wish for.

Then I wish for that.

(yes it's two wishes, you can give me two banes if you want you stingy person)

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted, suddenly the best wish ever pops into your head, you're about to ask for it when you forget how to ask for things.

On the bright side, you won't get a second bane.

I wish to have the certainty starting today that I will graduate from university so I don't over-stress over homework.

[Bookish Ocelot she/her]

You graduate from university. But now you will never find a job. 

I wish to be a cadmium misting so I can skip to SA 4. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But SA 4 sucks. (Just because you read it)

 

I wish for Will Smith to be a meme.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but so are you. You get teased so much, you move to Australia where a...(wait for it..)

Spoiler

Koala kills you. 

Ha.

 

I wish for hair like the Disney princess, Merida. (The Scottish one.)

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. It’s frizzy beyond control, and you can cut it.

 

 

I wish Australia didn’t have drop bears or evil alligators.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Now it has evil bears and drop alligators.

I wish for some boba.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Nightwatcher has no clue what that is. So she just gives you some nice smelling flowers instead.

 

 

I wish for the earth to be flat.

[StormblessedSurvivor he/him]

Granted. You feel the ground shaking beneath your feet, and as you look down towards it, you realize that the ground is completely flat. Zero bumps or slant. Well that's neat, you think. But wait. You see a minuscule black dot in the sky growing larger - until you realize that it's not getting bigger. The Earth is being pulled towards a black hole, caused by the breaking of the laws of reality (for the Earth to be completely flat, it must be 2-D, so...)

 

I wish I was a Surgebinder with accessible Stormlight .

[Rossamund]

Granted you are now a void-bringer (you've got the powers your not actually a fused) with the ability to fly, and the metabolism of Lift. 
The night-watcher seeing you are of the enemy menaces at you. You'd best fly away since you won't be resurrected.

 

I wish that Charity was a crime

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. America becomes the dystopian society everyone feared it would be. Big Brother is watching you. 

 

 

 

I wish for the Shard to have less rules.

Edited March 30, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[AonEne he/him]

2 hours ago, Rossamund said:

The night-watcher seeing you are of the enemy menaces at you.

How do you "menace" at somebody? It sounds fun, I wanna try.

2 hours ago, BringerofShadows said:

I wish for the Shard to have less rules.

Granted. We descend into Chaos...'s house, where he chases us all out angrily. Upside: We've been to his house. Downside: We've been to his house, and now thousands of people are stuck wherever he lives, instead of in their own cities, states, and/or different countries. You get to figure out how to get us all home. Help, BoS!

I wish to know how to menace at somebody. Seriously, someone tell me. Rossamund, what do I do?

Edited March 30, 2019 by AonEne
forgot that at, very important it is

[Queen’sWit she/her]

Granted, but everyone in your family dies.

I wish for something.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. Turns out that something was nothing.

 

 

 

 

I wish that reputation didn’t matter.

Edited April 3, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

Granted, but now an unreachable spot on your back eternally itches. 

I wish that I had another GS dog just like my own.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. It becomes roadkill the next day.

 

 

I wish for a dog.

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Granted, you have it for about two months before realizing it was a Kandra. 

I wish for... cheese and crackers! (Preferably fresh)

[Karger he/him]

22 hours ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said:

I wish for... cheese and crackers! (Preferably fresh)

Granted but not at the same time.  You can have only one or the other for the rest of your life.  NEVER BOTH!

I wish for a Soony pup.