Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Eluvianii]

Granted, but now you can only move your hands. For the rest, as if you were a character in a videogame, you'll need a controller.

I wish to be able to speak and read every language.

[Dresden_Stormblessed]

Granted but you have short-term memory loss.

I wish for the power of manipulating probability. What are the chances a co-worker brings me delicious brownies at work? 0%? We're just going to make that a solid 100%.

[supersmith]

Granted, but you can only choose 100% or 0%. no in between.

 

I wish to travel 2 week into the future so I don't have to deal with finals.  

[Rashek of Bridge Four]

Granted, but you travel an additional two weeks every two weeks.

I wish I could change how people worked.

[Snipexe]

Granted, but your bane is that everytime you type on a key it will get progressively hotter until it’s too hot too touch, also if anyone types on it it will explode have fun

For my boon I would like a glass of water

[sonoskay]

Granted, but the glass is now deeply sentimental  to you. You will cherish  it always.

 

The boon i ask is to have a bigger positive impact on the world than a negative one.

Edited December 5, 2018 by sonoskay

[StormblessedSurvivor]

Granted. You will always add but never subtract anything (even if the thing you want to subtract is a nuclear bomb).

 

I wish to be good with relationships. 

[Rashek of Bridge Four]

Granted. You will be friends with terrible people who want to cheat you and take everything of yours.

I wish I had Nightblood and could use it easily.

(Hard to type. My keys are burning up.)

[Sparkrunner]

You now have Nightblood as an easel.

Have fun painting.

I wish I was active.

[Brightness Warrior]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Stroller of Road said:

I wish I was active.

Active how? Like, physically?

If so, your wish is granted, but you are duty-bound to go to the gym for 4.5 hours every day, starting at 4:30 am. 

I wish I could move and think 5x my current speed/adjust my mental and physical speed at will.

[Rashek of Bridge Four]

Granted, but everything is 100x heavier.

I wish for infinite skill in everything.

[Winds Alight]

Granted, but you are obliged to use your skills for free and are not allowed to earn money with them.

I wish to be able to do with only about 2-3 hours of sleep a night.

Edited December 11, 2018 by Winds Alight

[Kidpen]

Granted, but to do that you have to follow the moon so you get 2-3 hours in about 3 different nights consecutively.

I wish Winds Alight would get a reasonable amount of sleep.

[Rashek of Bridge Four]

Granted, but you don't.

I wish I could read people's minds.

[Eluvianii]

Granted, but you now can't have thoughts of your own.

I wish to have the ability to crystallize my thoughts in the real world.

[BooksBeforeDeath]

Granted, but in 2 years, the knowledge will begin to fade, leaving you with knowing nothing that you had learned.

 

I wish for the power to grant myself 2 wishes.

[Winds Alight]

Granted, but you get these wishes 50 years from now.

I want winter season to be over.

[Turtle373]

Granted, you get one day of summer then after that it will always be winter.

I want to be done with school.

[Winds Alight]

Granted, but in turn, you'll have to work eight hours a day for the next forty-some years to earn money.

I don't want to have to deal with my pain after reading Oathbringer and now having to wait for book 4 anymore.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine]

3 hours ago, Winds Alight said:

I don't want to have to deal with my pain after reading Oathbringer and now having to wait for book 4 anymore.

Granted!

As the last words of your wish leave your lips, you find yourself transported to the deck of a small dinghy. Looking around you notice that all you can see are the icy blue waters of the pacific ocean. After realizing that you are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a motor-less dinghy, you notice that a blue whale has materialized in the air, 80 feet above your head. With the 2.23 seconds of life you have left, you realize that your pain and your wait for the next book of Stormlight Archive will be of remarkably short duration.

I wish that when our AI based, artificially intelligent robot overlords take over they realize that the best things Human's have done is create artwork (books, video games, paintings, etc), and as such, force all humans to live lives of ease and contemplation, while being well fed and medically taken care of, so that humanity can focus on making great artwork. I wouldn't chafe too much under that yoke.

Edited December 12, 2018 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine

[goody153]

Granted ! Humanity lived in prosperity and ease. Almost all problems got solved by the AI but everybody who doesn't fit the ever increasing standard of artworks(yes AI's eventually made artworks standard) are mysteriously disappearing. Soon enough AI started experimenting with making other races do artworks and changing humanities "living conditions" on whether they could make art even better as they made no promises for our safety or comfort but only started that way. How long till they find out that they no longer need humanity ? Only the Nightwatcher knows. 

I wish for the tastiest blueberry pies.

[Winds Alight]

Granted!
Unfortunately, you are now allergic to blueberries.

I want a lot of money. Plain and simple.

[Rashek of Bridge Four]

Granted, but you get so much that inflation takes effect. $1000000 now = $1.

I wish I could teleport,

[goody153]

Granted you don't actually get to control where you teleport. It's completely random you could end up in a closer location to where you desired. Or you could also end up in the vault with no way out.

I wish I could google better for my job and sanity

[Winds Alight]

Granted, but every website you find is infested with malware.

I wish I could cook better.