Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Grey Knight]

1 minute ago, BringerofShadows said:

I wish for the world to end.

It does.

If that's not enough of a bane, then I don't know what is.

17 hours ago, AonEne said:

Every last one. Weeks later you meet them again, as they wear their gray armor, and you scream:

@Grey Knight! Why would you do this?

...when did I do that? I wear green armor, not grey.

I wish for Allomancy.

[AonEne he/him]

Ah. I was going off of your name. My apologies on getting your armor color wrong.

Granted, but you're a skaa in Era One.

I wish for a Christmas tree.

[Worldhopper From Yolen]

Granted, but it is infested with venomous snakes that constantly try to kill you.

I wish that I am a full Allomancer and Feruchemist in Era 2 Mistborn that works with Wax and Wayne.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but you are treated like a rookie for the first six months, and then transported to a lab to be tested on because of being a full Allomancer and Feruchemist. 

 

I wish to be able to control and speak to them. 

Edited August 6, 2018 by BringerofShadows

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, BringerofShadows said:

I wish to be able to control and speak to them. 

Granted. 'Them' turns out to be the squirrels in TLT. (You never specified...) As your bane, you must eat a tomato.

I wish for MUSIC.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

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The funny thing is, I dislike tomatoes. 

Maybe I didn’t specify on purpose! 

Granted. But the MUSIC is at max volume, so you go deaf. 

 

I wish for immortality. 

Edited August 6, 2018 by BringerofShadows

[goody153]

Granted, you become a mistwraith. You live forever but you have no sapience but hey you're immortal now.

I wish to be the most powerful man in the world.

[ScarletSabre he/him]

Granted. You become Rashek, just as you finish using the Well of Ascension and become The Lord Ruler. Enjoy a thousand years of conquest, slaughter, brutality and destruction, all the while having Ruin whisper into your ear and eroding your sanity and morality.

I wish to have two Honourblades.

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

Granted. You possess two Honorblades. Heck, I'll even let you choose which ones.

However, I'm afraid the universe has already named the bane to accompany that particular boon.

You are bound to the Oathpact. Twice.

 

I wish to be sleepless. You can interpret that whichever of the possible ways you like.

[I think I am here. he/him]

4 hours ago, Drake Marshall said:

I wish to be sleepless. You can interpret that whichever of the possible ways you like.

Hey! Wish granted, you can’t sleep, aka sleepless. Doesn’t mean you don’t need to though. Your Bane is that you slowly go insane as you can’t sleep but really want to.

I wish to hold all of the Shards of Adonalsium and never be Shattered.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but you are turned into a stick.

 

I wish to command the shadows.

[Ink he/him]

Granted. You can control shadows. They have no substance, so they dont do much, but it is a cool party trick!

Your bane is that everytime you sneeze, thousands of cremlings climb onto your body and try to burrow in you. This lasts around 30 seconds after the sneeze

 

I wish to be a Jedi Knight

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but you're stuck in the first trilogy.

 

I wish to transform into a Raven.

Edited August 7, 2018 by BringerofShadows

[Ink he/him]

Oof. At least there were a lot more Jedi that werent hunted by the Empire/First Order then... and Mace Windu

Granted. You transform into a raven. However, you are someone's pet, have no ill bearing towards them, and want to stay with them.

 

I wish to have a Verdant Aether.

[Radiation Control 010203]

Granted, you become a fully grown adult raven, however you have no clue about anything, how to fly, how to hunt, your memory is 100% empty.

 

I wish I was able to set up a paddling pool instantaneously without spending ages messing about trying to get all the creases off the bottom. 

[AonEne he/him]

13 hours ago, Radiation Control 010203 said:

Granted, you become a fully grown adult raven, however you have no clue about anything, how to fly, how to hunt, your memory is 100% empty.

 

I wish I was able to set up a paddling pool instantaneously without spending ages messing about trying to get all the creases off the bottom. 

I think you maaay have gotten ninjaed there, sule. Just a bit. But I'll grant it. However, you no longer have the capability to own a pool.

On 8/7/2018 at 5:42 PM, Inklingspren said:

Oof. At least there were a lot more Jedi that werent hunted by the Empire/First Order then... and Mace Windu

Granted. You transform into a raven. However, you are someone's pet, have no ill bearing towards them, and want to stay with them.

 

I wish to have a Verdant Aether.

Also granted. However, you now constantly feel the compulsion to pet a dog.

I wish for a puppy.

[goody153]

Granted, you have a puppy now. That puppey is Tensoon and he is influenced by Ruin(Ati as vessel)

I wish to become a Fullborn

[Rebecca she/her]

Granted. His name is Kelsier, and you love him very much. Your bane is that people are always trying to spike him. What’s up with that?

I wish for a haiku.

Edit: ninja’d

Edited August 9, 2018 by Rebecca

[CousinOfTheLopen]

16 hours ago, Rebecca said:

Granted. His name is Kelsier, and you love him very much. Your bane is that people are always trying to spike him. What’s up with that?

I wish for a haiku.

Edit: ninja’d

Granted, but any fish that comes within 5 feet of you turns into a shark.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats 

[goody153]

Granted, you aren't allergic to cats but you are now allergic to humans.

I wish to be free.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. You're snapped up at once because who doesn't want a free slave?

I wish to be expensive.

[BitBitio he/him]

Granted. You are split into pieces and circulated as currency. 

 

I wish for Ene to rename herself Philbrook.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. But it's only for a few minutes. Give me a second. Edit: Well, here you go. Feels weird.

I wish to know what 'Philbrook' means.

Edited August 11, 2018 by Philbrook

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but only if I don't have to write Mistspren's eulogy when I visit this thread. Philbrook means "The philliest of the brooks" decipher that however. 

I wish to know @BitBitio's definition of Philbrook.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but its in a different language, (Specifically Bitinese) and now you can only speak Bitnese.

 

I wish to look at the Solar Eclipses without going blind.