Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Ink]

Granted. Mimes are now everywhere. Unfortunatley, just like Mr. Mime, the barriers they mine become real. Soon, the whole world is one giant invisible wall. Thanks @AonEne...

I wish for Reeses Pieces for all mankind. (10 points to you if you get the reference)

[recneps]

Granted. Everyone gets a metric ton of Reeses Pieces. Except no new RP are created, instead extra people are killed.

I wish for complete willpower and self mastery.

[AonEne]

Granted. However, you now have a demon in you. At least Josef still trusts you, right? (If you get the reference, you are amazing.)

Studio C!

I wish for Aura.

[Kidpen]

Granted. However, your semblance is that you have terrible luck, and your bane is that your aura arbitrarily turns off. Have fun with that!

I wish for a mayonnaise sandwich.

[Ink]

Ninja'd by Kidpen. 

Granted. It is only mayonnaise. Once you eat it, everything tastes like Mayo

I wish for pineapples to spontaneously appear for the rest of time.

Edited August 3, 2018 by Inklingspren

[AonEne]

1 minute ago, Kidpen said:

Granted. However, your semblance is that you have terrible luck, and your bane is that your aura arbitrarily turns off. Have fun with that!

I wish for a mayonnaise sandwich.

 

1 minute ago, Inklingspren said:

Granted. You are now pure Aura, unable to interact with humans.

I wish for pineapples to spontaneously appear for the rest of time.

I have TWO banes? NOOOO!

Granted. The sandwich tastes awful.

Granted. They all appear in your house, even if you move.

I wish to no longer be pure Aura with bad luck. Just a person with Aura and no semblance, please!

[Kidpen]

3 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

Granted. It is only mayonnaise. Once you eat it, everything tastes like Mayo

 

Just now, AonEne said:

Granted. The sandwich tastes awful.

I can live with that.

[Ink]

Granted. You are a human, but you constantly smell like garlic. It keeps vampires away.

I wish for a lifetime supply of white chocolate

Edited August 3, 2018 by Inklingspren

[Kidpen]

I wish @Inklingspren had made a wish and also that he doesn't edit it before I post thi-gosh darn it I just got the notification.

[AonEne]

4 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

Granted. You are a human, but you constantly smell like garlic. It keeps vampires away.

 

4 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

Granted. You are a human. You now constantly smell like garlic

Sounds good. I don't have a sense of smell

Edit:

All the ninjaing and editing going on right now is unreal.

Granted, Kidpen; he made that wish.

Ink, granted. But you have to give me half.

I wish for no boon or bane to get in the way of me enjoying my chocolate.

Edited August 3, 2018 by AonEne

[Ink]

Granted. You get half of unlimited chocolate, which is unlimited chocolate.

I wish to not be ninja'd by someone right now.

Edit: granted, that was chaotic. Feel free to give me a bane...

Edited August 3, 2018 by Inklingspren

[BringerofShadows]

Granted. But the person ninja'ing you is me, so you die.

 

I wish for the world to end.

[Grey Knight]

1 minute ago, BringerofShadows said:

I wish for the world to end.

It does.

If that's not enough of a bane, then I don't know what is.

17 hours ago, AonEne said:

Every last one. Weeks later you meet them again, as they wear their gray armor, and you scream:

@Grey Knight! Why would you do this?

...when did I do that? I wear green armor, not grey.

I wish for Allomancy.

[AonEne]

Ah. I was going off of your name. My apologies on getting your armor color wrong.

Granted, but you're a skaa in Era One.

I wish for a Christmas tree.

[Worldhopper From Yolen]

Granted, but it is infested with venomous snakes that constantly try to kill you.

I wish that I am a full Allomancer and Feruchemist in Era 2 Mistborn that works with Wax and Wayne.

[BringerofShadows]

Granted, but you are treated like a rookie for the first six months, and then transported to a lab to be tested on because of being a full Allomancer and Feruchemist. 

 

I wish to be able to control and speak to them. 

Edited August 6, 2018 by BringerofShadows

[AonEne]

1 minute ago, BringerofShadows said:

I wish to be able to control and speak to them. 

Granted. 'Them' turns out to be the squirrels in TLT. (You never specified...) As your bane, you must eat a tomato.

I wish for MUSIC.

[BringerofShadows]

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The funny thing is, I dislike tomatoes. 

Maybe I didn’t specify on purpose! 

Granted. But the MUSIC is at max volume, so you go deaf. 

 

I wish for immortality. 

Edited August 6, 2018 by BringerofShadows

[goody153]

Granted, you become a mistwraith. You live forever but you have no sapience but hey you're immortal now.

I wish to be the most powerful man in the world.

[ScarletSabre]

Granted. You become Rashek, just as you finish using the Well of Ascension and become The Lord Ruler. Enjoy a thousand years of conquest, slaughter, brutality and destruction, all the while having Ruin whisper into your ear and eroding your sanity and morality.

I wish to have two Honourblades.

[DrakeMarshall]

Granted. You possess two Honorblades. Heck, I'll even let you choose which ones.

However, I'm afraid the universe has already named the bane to accompany that particular boon.

You are bound to the Oathpact. Twice.

 

I wish to be sleepless. You can interpret that whichever of the possible ways you like.

[I think I am here.]

4 hours ago, Drake Marshall said:

I wish to be sleepless. You can interpret that whichever of the possible ways you like.

Hey! Wish granted, you can’t sleep, aka sleepless. Doesn’t mean you don’t need to though. Your Bane is that you slowly go insane as you can’t sleep but really want to.

I wish to hold all of the Shards of Adonalsium and never be Shattered.

[BringerofShadows]

Granted, but you are turned into a stick.

 

I wish to command the shadows.

[Ink]

Granted. You can control shadows. They have no substance, so they dont do much, but it is a cool party trick!

Your bane is that everytime you sneeze, thousands of cremlings climb onto your body and try to burrow in you. This lasts around 30 seconds after the sneeze

 

I wish to be a Jedi Knight

[BringerofShadows]

Granted, but you're stuck in the first trilogy.

 

I wish to transform into a Raven.

Edited August 7, 2018 by BringerofShadows