Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But you have become the plumber for Cthulhu.

 

I wish for everyone to suffer the pains I have experienced. 

Edited July 31, 2018 by BringerofShadows

[Rebecca she/her]

Granted, but now everyone hates you for this.

I wish that the first day of school wasn’t approaching so fast.

[goody153]

Granted, but now school never happens anymore. Nobody gets education anymore and the world eventually plummets into the chaos due to illiteracy. The world is now in a post-apocalyptic state no thanks to you.

I wish for Hemalurgically spiked cookies and me being a undiluted(original mistborn level power) soother.

[Ink he/him]

Granted. The cookies just sit uncomfortably in your stomach, and everytime you try to soothe, you heat up quickly as if you were tapping a brass metalmind.

I wish to live in the pokemon world.

[PlanetReelo she/her]

Granted, but you have to spend the rest of your life as metapod (no chance of evolving).

I wish I could get my cat to love me :'D

Edited August 2, 2018 by PlanetReelo

[Ink he/him]

Meh. Metapod. Memeta. Metapodpod. 

*Translation: Granted. Your cat now loves you. Unfortunatley, now every stray cat loves you and comes into your house all the time.

Meta. Tapod meh. Podpod. Metata. Metapod.

*translation: i wish to become the Nightwatcher.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Granted, The nightwatcher absorbs your innate investiture, and you become the nightwatcher, but you have been absorbed not put in control.

I wish to be a feruchemist.

[ScarletSabre he/him]

Granted. However, you are a Feruchemist right as Rashek takes the power at the Well, and are thus turned into one of the First Generation of Kandra.

I wish to be able to forget the stories of books I've read so I can experience them anew every time I read them.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but you lose your memory in the process. 

 

I wish for the Universe to be explained. 

[Ink he/him]

Granted, it is a large collection of matter in some weird dark matter/energy/fluid, with a few notable points.

your bane is you now are trapped in a spacesuit for the rest of your life.

 

I wish to be able to eat anything I want

 

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

Granted, but your desires are changed as your boon. All you now want to eat is human flesh. Have fun being a cannibal. 

I wish for the perfect work ethic. Feel free to quote my own words back at me. 

[recneps he/him]

Granted, but you are constantly dissatisfied at your inability to produce perfect work.

I wish for more potatoes.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but they all betray you. Every last one. Weeks later you meet them again, as they wear their gray armor, and you scream:

@Grey Knight! Why would you do this?

Ahem. *totally isn't harboring grudges* *actually isn't though, don't worry GK*

I wish for more mimes.

[Ink he/him]

Granted. Mimes are now everywhere. Unfortunatley, just like Mr. Mime, the barriers they mine become real. Soon, the whole world is one giant invisible wall. Thanks @AonEne...

I wish for Reeses Pieces for all mankind. (10 points to you if you get the reference)

[recneps he/him]

Granted. Everyone gets a metric ton of Reeses Pieces. Except no new RP are created, instead extra people are killed.

I wish for complete willpower and self mastery.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. However, you now have a demon in you. At least Josef still trusts you, right? (If you get the reference, you are amazing.)

Studio C!

I wish for Aura.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. However, your semblance is that you have terrible luck, and your bane is that your aura arbitrarily turns off. Have fun with that!

I wish for a mayonnaise sandwich.

[Ink he/him]

Ninja'd by Kidpen. 

Granted. It is only mayonnaise. Once you eat it, everything tastes like Mayo

I wish for pineapples to spontaneously appear for the rest of time.

Edited August 3, 2018 by Inklingspren

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, Kidpen said:

Granted. However, your semblance is that you have terrible luck, and your bane is that your aura arbitrarily turns off. Have fun with that!

I wish for a mayonnaise sandwich.

 

1 minute ago, Inklingspren said:

Granted. You are now pure Aura, unable to interact with humans.

I wish for pineapples to spontaneously appear for the rest of time.

I have TWO banes? NOOOO!

Granted. The sandwich tastes awful.

Granted. They all appear in your house, even if you move.

I wish to no longer be pure Aura with bad luck. Just a person with Aura and no semblance, please!

[Kidpen he/him]

3 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

Granted. It is only mayonnaise. Once you eat it, everything tastes like Mayo

 

Just now, AonEne said:

Granted. The sandwich tastes awful.

I can live with that.

[Ink he/him]

Granted. You are a human, but you constantly smell like garlic. It keeps vampires away.

I wish for a lifetime supply of white chocolate

Edited August 3, 2018 by Inklingspren

[Kidpen he/him]

I wish @Inklingspren had made a wish and also that he doesn't edit it before I post thi-gosh darn it I just got the notification.

[AonEne he/him]

4 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

Granted. You are a human, but you constantly smell like garlic. It keeps vampires away.

 

4 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

Granted. You are a human. You now constantly smell like garlic

Sounds good. I don't have a sense of smell

Edit:

All the ninjaing and editing going on right now is unreal.

Granted, Kidpen; he made that wish.

Ink, granted. But you have to give me half.

I wish for no boon or bane to get in the way of me enjoying my chocolate.

Edited August 3, 2018 by AonEne

[Ink he/him]

Granted. You get half of unlimited chocolate, which is unlimited chocolate.

I wish to not be ninja'd by someone right now.

Edit: granted, that was chaotic. Feel free to give me a bane...

Edited August 3, 2018 by Inklingspren

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But the person ninja'ing you is me, so you die.

 

I wish for the world to end.