NoiseSpren Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 Granted, but you have no computer, phone, etc. I wish I knew all Hoids secrets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 Granted. But you will learn them after everyone else. I wish to fly into the sun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 Granted, but in doing so you die a horrible death. Why did you think this would be a good idea? I wish for some apples and bananas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 Granted. They are all you are ever able to eat. I wish beef was vegan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarian AL Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Gancho Libre said: Granted. They are all you are ever able to eat. I wish beef was vegan. Granted! Cows no longer give birth and as they simply grow out of the ground like a plant. They're still cows though. I wish to have a strong personality and an unbreakable will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Barbarian AL said: I wish to have a strong personality and an unbreakable will. Granted! You become the Lord Ruler -- you staved off the end of the world for a millennia thanks to your unbreakable will, and you forged the Final Empire with your strong personality (and also with your koloss hordes and supernatural powers. Those helped too). Unfortunately you also enslaved the skaa and perpetuated corruption and vice in your government, so expect a visit from the Survivor and his crew -- and his army of skaa zealots -- sometime in the near future. I wish for a bag of potato chips. That's all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray to Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 6 hours ago, Zath said: I wish for a bag of potato chips. That's all. "That's-that's all?" asks the Nightwatcher. "Yup," says Zath. "You don't want anything else?" "Just a bag of potato chips." "Oh um...ok." The Nightwatcher snaps her finger and a bag of potato chips appears in his hands. Zath walks back home satisfied with finally outsmarting the Nightwatcher. He gets back home and realized everything he ever owned was stolen. "Well I guess I did say I didn't want anything else." I wish for it to be Halloween everyday. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarian AL Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Gray to said: "That's-that's all?" asks the Nightwatcher. "Yup," says Zath. "You don't want anything else?" "Just a bag of potato chips." "Oh um...ok." The Nightwatcher snaps her finger and a bag of potato chips appears in his hands. Zath walks back home satisfied with finally outsmarting the Nightwatcher. He gets back home and realized everything he ever owned was stolen. "Well I guess I did say I didn't want anything else." I wish for it to be Halloween everyday. Granted! The calendar stops at Halloween night. Nobody knows whats going on but 8 hours later, its still Halloween night. Years go by, plant life dies off on planet earth from lack of photosynthesis and the atmosphere becomes carbonated and toxic. Carnivorous life dies next and with that mass extinctions. You've doomed us all. I wish for a brand new guitar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 Granted, but its always missing both E strings I wish for a never ending story 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray to Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 Granted, but you become completely engrossed in the story and forget to eat, sleep, and bathe until you die from dehydration. I wish I could use storming personal pronouns, in my STORMING English Project, that's supposed to be about MY STORMING PERSONAL GROWTH!!!! ...sorry I'm frustrated.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 Um, ya that’s a weird requirement. If it’s about you, you should be able to use personal pronouns. So, your request is granted. But your paper also has to be five pages long than it was originally supposed to be. I wish for 5,000 rolls of toilet paper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarian AL Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 28 minutes ago, Rebecca said: Um, ya that’s a weird requirement. If it’s about you, you should be able to use personal pronouns. So, your request is granted. But your paper also has to be five pages long than it was originally supposed to be. I wish for 5,000 rolls of toilet paper. Granted! You have a lifetime supply of toilet paper, rejoice!! However, with great power comes great responsibility, and you develop an ultra fast metabolism. This is not bad as now you have a great figure no matter what you eat but nature calls occur twice more than usual. I wish for I can paint beautiful illustrations so that i can make my own fan art. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlin Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 30 minutes ago, Barbarian AL said: Granted! You have a lifetime supply of toilet paper, rejoice!! However, with great power comes great responsibility, and you develop an ultra fast metabolism. This is not bad as now you have a great figure no matter what you eat but nature calls occur twice more than usual. I wish for I can paint beautiful illustrations so that i can make my own fan art. Granted, fanart is amazing! But its only visible to those of the third hightening I wish to be able to spell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletSabre Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 Granted, your words are spelled perfectly. Your grammar and punctuation, however, are abysmal. I wish I could see the next episodes of Steven Universe now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoiseSpren Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 (edited) Granted, but you haven't time to watch it because the Dragonsteel is out (I know, terrible). I wish I was sliver of Dominion. Edited May 14, 2018 by NoiseSpren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 Granted. Since the Nightwatcher can't actually give you this, she only make you THINK you do and you slowly go insane. I wish I had two tons of four dememsional ... cubes? whatever you call a square in four dimensions? I want those. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 Granted, but bringing such an object into the 3rd dimension causes a rift in the space-time continuum, bringing all the world into the 4th dimension. I wish for @Kidpen to come here and post 3 times, and no less. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 56 minutes ago, Apollyon said: I wish for @Kidpen to come here and post 3 times, and no less. Granted! However, Kidpen's memory of the forum rules mysteriously vanishes and so Kidpen triple-posts. The site administrators' omnipotent banhammer emerges from the fourth dimension to crush Kidpen and Kidpen's three posts into oblivion. You never find out what those three posts contained. ...Also, Kidpen's ghost haunts you forever. I wish to know the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Almighty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtafa Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 Granted: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH I wish I had a spren of honor or cultivation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletSabre Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 Granted. You have a spren of Honor, but it's not a higher or sapient spren, you have a windspren who delights in following you and sticking things to you and you to things. I wish I had the ability to control my hair growth and colour like the royal locks, for the hair on my head, face, and body. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hope of Elantris Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 Granted, but you become obsessively consumed with how your hair looks and turn into Gildroy Lockheart. I wish Shallan would get her act together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvertShard Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 Me too. I'm sorry I can't help you with that but I can teleport you into her life so that you can give her counseling. Good luck. I want to have the entire storming Stormlight Archive right storming now! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoiseSpren Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 Granted, you have it. Somewhere... I want to bond the Nightwatcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slimy_Slider Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Granted, but you lose all ability to see in the dark. I want a bead of lerasium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtafa Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 20 hours ago, ScarletSabre said: Granted. You have a spren of Honor, but it's not a higher or sapient spren, you have a windspren who delights in following you and sticking things to you and you to things. Im okay with that. As long as i can see it and interact. 4 hours ago, Slimy_Slider said: I want a bead of lerasium. Granted, sadly it was impure and was alloyed with Aluminium I wish for a pet cremling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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