Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Darkwalker]

7 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I wish to see Cultivation.

granted but you will forever be stuck as a cognitive shadow on sel.

i wish to meet harmony. 

@AonEne yes i do indeed watch RWBY 

Edited May 2, 2018 by NoBrandonBookIsTooLong

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but you're stuck here with me. 

I wish to be not stuck here. 

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but he kills you.

I wish to take Cultivation from @MacThorstenson

Edit: Ninja’d too lazy to make a new one...

Edited May 2, 2018 by Apollyon

[Darkwalker]

1 minute ago, AonEne said:

Granted, but you're stuck here with me. 

I wish to be not stuck here. 

granted but i follow you around forever

i wish the next stormlight book was out and i could read the entire thing 

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. However, it is immediately burned and you forget all of it after you finish. You have to finish it in 1 week.

I wish I didn't forget to post a wish.

Edited May 2, 2018 by Kidpen

[AonEne he/him]

I don't know you well enough to say whether that's actually a boon or a bane, NBBITL. 

One week? That's easy! 

[Darkwalker]

4 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

Granted. However, it is immediately burned and you forget all of it after you finish. You have to finish it in 1 week.

I wish I didn't forget to post a wish.

granted but you forget something else now what was it...?

2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I don't know you well enough to say whether that's actually a boon or a bane, NBBITL. 

 it will mostly be me reading oblivious to the world

i wish for a cryptic prophecy given by a cryptic spren 

[Jehoiada he/him]

Granted, but it predicts the end of the world and you can never tell anyone.

I wish for a real sphere with stormlight.

[Darkwalker]

2 minutes ago, Jehoiada said:

Granted, but it predicts the end of the world and you can never tell anyone.

I wish for a real sphere with stormlight.

granted but only a clear mark

i wish to be the nightwatcher  

[Jehoiada he/him]

Granted, but you can never grant wishes.

I wish for an aviary

[Darkwalker]

granted but you can never have any birds

i wish to be able to grant wishes and still be the nightwatcher 

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but only on the Shard, on this thread. 

I wish for a set of copperminds. 

[Mistspren she/her]

Granted, but you can’t use copper Feruchemy.

I wish I could go to a Sanderson signing.

[AonEne he/him]

I KNEW you were gonna say that!  

Granted, but you have to take me. 

I wish I could meet everyone I know on the Shard in real life. (But not if they're stalkers.)

[Darkwalker]

1 minute ago, Mistspren said:

Granted, but you can’t use copper Feruchemy.

I wish I could go to a Sanderson signing.

granted but you get RAFO as the answer to EVERY question you ask (including but not limited to "where is the bathroom" "can you sign my book" ect

[Kidpen he/him]

1 minute ago, NoBrandonBookIsTooLong said:

granted but you get RAFO as the answer to EVERY question you ask (including but not limited to "where is the bathroom" "can you sign my book" ect

I wish s/he had wished a wish.

Edited May 2, 2018 by Kidpen

[AonEne he/him]

You can use mine. I ninja'd him/her. 

[Darkwalker]

granted but it will be confusing

i wish you would wish i wished that i could have remembered to wish

Edited May 2, 2018 by NoBrandonBookIsTooLong

[Kidpen he/him]

4 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I KNEW you were gonna say that!  

Granted, but you have to take me. 

I wish I could meet everyone I know on the Shard in real life. (But not if they're stalkers.)

Granted. You meet all the serial killers instead of the stalkers. (there are 300,000 people. It's not that impossible that there is one here.)

Use the above wish.

[Zath he/him]

9 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I wish everyone knew the awesomeness of this song:

I know this wish was already granted, but: awesomeness acknowledged.  That was pretty epic.  I wanna go battle Voidbringers with a Shardblade now.

6 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I wish I could meet everyone I know on the Shard in real life. (But not if they're stalkers.)

Granted.  In sudden burst of Nightwatcher smoke, you and all the Sharders are in a Cosmere-themed convention hall.  Your bane is that everyone is a much better writer than a talker, so all the conversation is a bit awkward.  Regardless, once the ice is broken everyone has a good time.  The Nightatcher thanks you for making such an unselfish wish.
She also makes your toenails a bright neon lime-green. Forever.

Ninja'd...twice.

 

7 minutes ago, NoBrandonBookIsTooLong said:

i wish you would wish i wished that i could have remembered to wish

The Nightwatcher scratches her head with a wispy hand, then gives you a banana.  Your bane is that you will slip on a banana peel once a week for the rest of your life.  I suggest wearing a helmet.

I wish for a friendly dragon.
 

[AonEne he/him]

But...but I don't know everyone on the Shard!! Oh dear. Although it does make sense that EVERYONE would be attracted to Brandon. 

Granted, but I...don't know what I'm actually granting here. 

Edit: Ninja'd! 

Granted, but the dragon has lethal exhalations. 

Edited May 2, 2018 by AonEne

[Darkwalker]

1 minute ago, AonEne said:

But...but I don't know everyone on the Shard!! Oh dear. Although it does make sense that EVERYONE would be attracted to Brandon. 

Granted, but I...don't know what I'm actually granting here. 

no wish was made but granted your boon is this- nothin

i wish for wishes to be granted 

[Apollyon he/him]

I wish @AonEne would stop taking after @Tesh and wish after her banes.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted, wait til she posts.

I wish Apollyon would grant TooLong's wish.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. 

I wish I could remember this stuff. 

(Technically Tesh takes after me. I did it before her.)